Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 66
  1. #1
    Thailand Expat
    peterpan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pleasantville
    Posts
    10,110

    I nearly swatted a farang last night

    You with have to bear with me while I tell you the circumcisions.

    Near our Moo baan is a village which is the focus of the social scene around these parts




    The village is fortunate in having a few high class drinking establishments, one of which is depicted above, no coyote dancers mind you, just cheap beer and lots of the local loverlies to ogle at.
    At night a few of us would turn up, all nice guys, from the US, GB and Ozzies, there are a lot of Germans here as well but they don't play well with others. (they even hate each other).

    There is one exception to the nice guy label, an obnoxious prick who will sit there making very rude and inapropriate remarks to very young girls, it pisses me off so I don't go down there when he is about, happily he spends most of his time in Pattaya.
    Last night my wife decides to go down with one of the neighbors, they stay for an hour or so, upon returning you could tell something had pissed her off. She wouldn't tell me what so I quizzed the neighbor who went with her, she told me the asshole had said to her, "move closer to me" my wife said why? he responded with " I want play your pussy" and made a grab for her crotch.(he's one of thses dipsticks that speaks pidgin English)

    When I heard this, I was all for going down there and giving the old prick a fvcking good slapping. My wife prevailed on me to refrain from doing so. It would embarrass her and the old cvnt is 10 years older than I, might look good if he had a heart attack during the confrontation.
    Now that I have cooled off I will keep my gun powder dry for the next time I meet him and give him a verbal slapping.

  2. #2
    I am in Jail
    Mr Earl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Last Online
    19-03-2019 @ 07:37 AM
    Location
    In the Jungle of Love
    Posts
    14,778
    Let's rip his bloody head off, shit down his neck, and feed him to the fish.

  3. #3
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Last Online
    22-11-2011 @ 08:27 AM
    Location
    Christian Country
    Posts
    15,020
    He's probably the BiL of your pedway runner, PP. Slap him upside the head.

    That's a lovely tamarind patio set, by the way.

    And, you didn't swirl the faces very well; only take the Germans about two seconds to get the real images off that pic.

  4. #4
    Thailand Expat
    peterpan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pleasantville
    Posts
    10,110
    ^ Those are my best mates Jet, nice men, both from The US so it can happen.
    The Germans are allright, no one has problem with them but they are always having little tiffs amonst themselves.

  5. #5
    I am in Jail

    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Last Online
    22-11-2011 @ 08:27 AM
    Location
    Christian Country
    Posts
    15,020
    ^ Cooooool. Great to have buds to hang with. Say hello, please.

  6. #6
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017
    i've met the same sorta farang before, fuckn embarrassing and just plain rude.

    twat the bugger and i can hear him moaning back, "well they are all whores anyway, whats your problem?"

  7. #7
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In a rather cold and dark place
    Posts
    12,823
    Phenolphthalein in his beer.

    A good fucking squirt of it and watch the fucker shit his pants uncontrollably for a couple of days.

  8. #8
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017
    ^ good thinking, colourless in an acidic environment, which I'd assume beer to be!

    love yer work MsQ
    Last edited by kingwilly; 04-12-2007 at 07:41 AM.

  9. #9
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In a rather cold and dark place
    Posts
    12,823
    Dissolved CO2 should make it slightly acid with the presence of carbonic acid.

  10. #10
    Thailand Expat
    astasinim's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Last Online
    21-07-2019 @ 04:40 PM
    Location
    Yorkshire
    Posts
    4,067
    who`s drinking the birdie?

  11. #11
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017
    Quote Originally Posted by astasinim
    who`s drinking the birdie?


    must be peterpan before he was taking the photos!


  12. #12
    Mea-Culpa
    Dalton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Last Online
    31-10-2018 @ 03:57 AM
    Location
    In the sticks.
    Posts
    7,389
    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    It would embarrass her and the old cvnt is 10 years older than I, might look good if he had a heart attack during the confrontation.
    Sure it wasent B/G The language sounds like him..

  13. #13
    better looking than Ned
    Rigger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    17-01-2018 @ 12:27 PM
    Posts
    7,900
    Good to see you have learned a little self control Pp
    We have the same set up in our village with the local shop and have wanted to knock one of them out in the past but really couldnt because of the age differents, So I just get me old mate Bondy to sort them out as he is old foker as well

  14. #14
    R.I.P.
    patsycat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Last Online
    08-11-2017 @ 09:54 PM
    Location
    Geneva
    Posts
    7,393
    So who is who in piccy?

  15. #15
    R.I.P.
    patsycat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Last Online
    08-11-2017 @ 09:54 PM
    Location
    Geneva
    Posts
    7,393
    I don't know if this is a double But what i said be careful of you and your wee wife and kids cos tommorow may come....

  16. #16
    Thailand Expat
    keda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Last Online
    17-12-2010 @ 12:06 PM
    Posts
    9,831
    Lots of those around, worth a memorable put down but not worth having to pay med bills and bib commissions.

  17. #17
    Thailand Expat terry57's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Last Online
    15-10-2019 @ 07:22 AM
    Posts
    26,177
    Your a top fella Peter and I like you more every time you post your little encounters as your fair but hard and I respect that in a man.

    You also don't start trouble or look for it but sometimes things must be sorted and your the man even though you are 59 years old.

    Jeez mate, you must be a tough old bastard.

    Anyway,

    As you said, you cant hit him because of the age difference as thats bad form and you will lose respect so I think you should get an old bastard of the same age to give him a sound fokin kicking and if you cant do that, just poison that bastard.

    Cheers.
    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

  18. #18
    Thailand Expat terry57's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Last Online
    15-10-2019 @ 07:22 AM
    Posts
    26,177
    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    I don't know if this is a double But what i said be careful of you and your wee wife and kids cos tommorow may come....

    Good fokin point so I've got a better idea.

    Wait till its dark, he's all pissed up and get him on the way home away from prying eyes.

    Thats what I'd do.

    Good thinking Kat.

  19. #19
    Thailand Expat
    Marmite the Dog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    08-09-2014 @ 10:43 AM
    Location
    Simian Islands
    Posts
    34,827
    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    So who is who in piccy?
    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Those are my best mates Jet, nice men,
    Chicks, eh?!

  20. #20
    Thailand Expat
    peterpan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pleasantville
    Posts
    10,110
    Quote Originally Posted by astasinim View Post
    who`s drinking the birdie?
    Well spotted Asty, yep, me drinking the Birdie, This was taken half way through one of our early morning walks and while I do like a beer I never drink before 5 PM.
    Unless its Texpat buying

  21. #21
    Thailand Expat terry57's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Last Online
    15-10-2019 @ 07:22 AM
    Posts
    26,177
    ^

    Wheres the lao dark brown ale peter. ?

  22. #22
    Thailand Expat
    peterpan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pleasantville
    Posts
    10,110
    The little fat guy in the rear of the photo is Mongoloid, happiest bloke I have ever seen, always got a smile on his face.

    He comes along and chats away to us, no one has any idea what he is talking about, even the Thai's. From the bit that I do understand he is desperate for a Farang wife, so any of you single ladies out there feel like a good humoured hubby, here he is.

    Anyway he looks after the farang, because we always tip him well.
    Give him any change we get and he immediatly get out his purse and carefully stows it away.
    Great lad, laughs like hell at our jokes, even tho' he doesn't understand a word.

  23. #23
    Thailand Expat
    Rattanaburi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Last Online
    12-11-2009 @ 12:42 PM
    Posts
    1,955
    What part of Thailand are you in Peter? Sounds like you live around quite a few farangs. Esarn?

  24. #24
    Thailand Expat
    peterpan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pleasantville
    Posts
    10,110
    In Udon Ratty, Yup lots of farang up here, when I first came here to visit you would almost shake hands with anyone else you ran into. Now they are every where, not a bad thing tho'. Most guys up here are easy going, unpretentious and easy to along with, not a hell of a lot to do tho. you gatta make your own fun, I'm into sport wanking. idle hands and all that so I like to keep them busy.

  25. #25
    bkkmadness
    Guest
    Some cnut makes a grab for your wife's crotch and tells her he wants to play with her pussy. The guy deserves a slap, go give it to him.

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •