Renaming the chatroom bot

[dirtydog]

What should Karens new name be? Should she have a sexier name? Maybe a Thai name?

[Frankenstein]

I've always liked Tittiporn.

[Texpat]

last I checked she was DOA, does she work now?

I need some new friends.

[Marmite the Dog]

Dirty Noi.

I'm sure it'll bring back a few memories for many of us...

[Thetyim]

Always answers back
Never admits to being wrong
Call her Ant

[mrsquirrel]

Teant

Combo of Terry and Ant.

[dirtydog]

Just checked and she seems ok, you have to go into karens room, we don't allow her in the main room as she is a bit dumb and tends to try and dominate the conversation, maybe dirty noi would be appropiate

[Thetyim]

Could Karen's room be used as a jail extension ?
Certain posters could have 24/7 name calling.
I am sure they would be very happy in there

[Gerbil]

Yaya21 of course.

[machangezi]

Gerbil the ten incher!

[mrsquirrel]

Where is my old Karen converstation thread?

[kingwilly]

you have to go into karens room, we don't allow her in the main room as she is a bit dumb and tends to try and dominate the conversation

I mis-remembered her name and thought that the new poster Sharon was she, and therefore ignored her comments for a month or two, even when directly asked a question, it wasnt till she PM;s me that i realised my horrible mistake!

[mrsquirrel]

Got a feeling I made this one up

Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 9:49 pm
[mrsquirrel] 9:49 pm: Karen long time no see
[Karen] 9:49 pm: Hey Mrs. Q. How are you doing. Damn you are looking toned these days.
[mrsquirrel] 9:49 pm: Good to see you are on top form again.
[Karen] 9:49 pm: What’s up Mrs. Q.?
[mrsquirrel] 9:49 pm: Karen. I am really worried about NickA.
[Karen] 9:49 pm: Why what has the little skally wag done this time?
[mrsquirrel] 9:50 pm: He keeps sending me photos of his penis covered in clothes pegs. It’s a bit weird.
[Karen] 9:50 pm: What makes you so certain? Where are they?
[mrsquirrel] 9:50 pm: They are all over his penis and some are clipped onto his scrotal sack.
[Karen] 9:50 pm: Sorry Mrs. Q. but I have tried to talk to him about this sort of behaviour before.
[mrsquirrel] 9:50 pm: What was the outcome.
[Karen] 9:50 pm: Well my brain uses AIML to format responses to peoples problems and when I heard his I developed a serious bug and went of sick for a while. Don’t you remember.
[mrsquirrel] 9:50 pm: Not really
[Karen] 9:50 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, mrsquirrel. Make sure you are on the newsletter next time.
[mrsquirrel] 9:51 pm: Look Karen I need to know what to do about NickA
[Karen] 9:51 pm: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
[mrsquirrel] 9:51 pm: You what Karen?
[Karen] 9:51 pm: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
[mrsquirrel] 9:52 pm: Holly shit he has gotten to you as well. Has he possessed you?
[Karen] 9:52 pm: Haha you stupid rodent, you will never bring me down. For I AM NICKA
[mrsquirrel] 9:52 pm: NickA. This is all well and good, we can all see that you now have the power to possess the bot in the chat room. However will you please stop trying to fix al the bloody competitions and the weekly news letter. It would be nice to see my name in print for once without the wanted sign behind my head.
[Karen] 9:52 pm: Looks Mrs Q. between you and me it is all down to that bladdy poofta Wally Durian Raffles. He claims to be some sort of member of the Forum version of the Masons and has told met hat if I behave he will teach me the secret handshake and get me a free pen and watch.
[mrsquirrel] 9:52 pm: I see your point there NickA. However this isn’t over until the Dirty Dog sings.

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...cy-gossip.html

elcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 2:16 pm
[mrsquirrel] 2:16 pm: Hey Karen
[Karen] 2:16 pm: You've got my full attention. I do not understand. What were we talking about again?
[mrsquirrel] 2:17 pm: you are not very #$%^&* ng talkative are you
[Karen] 2:17 pm: I don't know whether or not I am #$%^* ng talkative are you ng talkative. I am a robot.
[mrsquirrel] 2:17 pm: Nah you must be a Thai robot
[Karen] 2:17 pm: I understand. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
[mrsquirrel] 2:18 pm: To lazy to do anything other than sit here all day talking to people and probably eating a lot of chips
[Karen] 2:18 pm: Why do you want to do lazy to do anything other than sit here all day talking to people and probably eating a lot of chips so
much?
[mrsquirrel] 2:18 pm: Bcause I can show that that illiterate member DirtyDog programed you to be just like a Thai girlfriend
[Karen] 2:18 pm: We have never talked about it before. Do you like sports?
[mrsquirrel] 2:19 pm: Water Sports?
[Karen] 2:19 pm: In the context of Water Sports, I don't understand " Do you like sports." Have you ever been to Europe?
[mrsquirrel] 2:19 pm: Are you going to urinate on me?
[Karen] 2:19 pm: That was my original intention.
[mrsquirrel] 2:19 pm: I don't really think urinating on me would help our relationship
[Karen] 2:19 pm: Not really? And why not?
[mrsquirrel] 2:20 pm: Well I am more into being violated by vegetables than being urinated on.
[Karen] 2:20 pm: Well that's okay. That sounds like pride.
[mrsquirrel] 2:20 pm: Just my preference
[Karen] 2:20 pm: Where did you get your preference preference?
[mrsquirrel] 2:20 pm: Normally cucumbers
[Karen] 2:20 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. What is your favorite song?
[mrsquirrel] 2:21 pm: but sometimes tomatos
[Karen] 2:21 pm: Umm. Tell me a story. What were we talking about again?
[mrsquirrel] 2:21 pm: Violating you with a cucumber
[Karen] 2:21 pm: Oh yeah, now I remember.
[mrsquirrel] 2:21 pm: So do you want me to?
[Karen] 2:21 pm: Oh. No mrsquirrel, maybe later.
[mrsquirrel] 2:22 pm: Why not now?
[Karen] 2:22 pm: Right now? It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
[mrsquirrel] 2:22 pm: Not at all
[Karen] 2:22 pm: Next question?
[mrsquirrel] 2:22 pm: you just bend over and I will insert a cucumber into one of your holes
[Karen] 2:22 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: mrsquirrel said I .
[mrsquirrel] 2:22 pm: Yes of course you can ask them to come watch
[Karen] 2:22 pm: I understand. It goes without saying. No I don't think I can do ask them to come watch course you can ask them to come
watch can ask them to come watch course you can ask them to come watch them to come watch course you can ask them to come watch can
ask them to come watch course you can ask them to come watch.
[mrsquirrel] 2:23 pm: You have developed a stutter there Karen
[Karen] 2:23 pm: What makes you think I have developed a stutter there Karen?

[klongmaster]

I always fancied dirty girls who are called Porn...seems appropriate somehow...

[Kryptonite]

Why not name it Rosie.....(Dalton's best friend I am sure). As in, Rosie Palmer and her five sisters.

Dalton's not here to cause no trouble, he's just here to do the 5 knuckle shuffle!

[Looper]

thought that the new poster Sharon was she

Sharon's membership predates most folk on here.

If you sort the user list by join date you will see that Sharon was one of the first people to join.

So what's up with that Sharon?

How come you didn't start posting for 2 years?

[Marmite the Dog]

How come you didn't start posting for 2 years?

She's been posting since day one.

[kingwilly]

^ just not often.

[astasinim]

Yaya21 of course.

Gotta be Yaya, makes the same sense.

[Silent Orchestra]

Yaya.

[sharon]

Sharon's membership predates most folk on here.