Thread: Thai Police Malaysian Police scum

So there I am on my travels yesterday in Ekamai bus station in Bangkok walking to the nice mrt when a couple of Thai police started shouting at me, obviously being a nice English Gentleman I ignored the cnuts, they aint after nice people are they, they want the scum of the world, ie the French and that, hmmm, seems they mistook me as a French person and they were shouting at me so the cnut catches up with me and thinks he has captured a major criminal as he drags me back to his 10 mates all sitting there at Eakamai bus station, so in my politest English in the hope they didn't understand I said, "What the fok do you boys want?" they all decided I could speak Thai so I decided I couldn't, and then they started through my bumbag, should have seen the smiles as the wanks found my cigarettes, they didn't smile so much after going thru them, I mean fok me I am on my way to Malaysia, they kill you there for drugs, anyway the somchais went through everything I owned in the bus station car park, no apologies when the foking wankers had realised they had wasted everybodys time, foking pieces of shite, all I was wary of was one of them cnuts planting something on me...

So I get to Malaysia, outside my hotel there is a Police car, on the back windscreen it has a sign, "Please do not try to bribe me," foking brilliant sign, so I tried to take a photo of it, the hotel staff rushed out and dragged me into the hotel telling me I couldn't take a picture of his sign, I mean they were really scared, they dragged me away from the front of the hotel to the back screaming and shouting, hmmm, I am English, we trained the natives here, so where is the problem? didn't seem to go down so well with them, I think I will go down the police station tomorrow to get a picture, as I have no idea of what all that was about.