shortest amount of time between meeting a bg & shagging her?

**Harry** · 31-01-2006, 08:06 PM

inspired somewhat by sensibles 'girlfriend' thread, it suddenly struck me that the td crowd would be the perfect cross-section of ppl. on which to conduct a short sex survey.

i had thought of doing it on the TV but they just don't appreciate me anymore.

i think the title says it all, don't you? i reckon the Poolcleaner is a sure fire bet to win this one, just so long as you all answer honestly.

**poolcleaner** · 31-01-2006, 08:15 PM

I was in a massage parlour within 25 minutes of checking into my hotel first day back!

But it's a layered question Harry.
What about short time bars?
I've gone down to Patpong and was upstairs in the room within 20 mins.
I 'met' a girl on Suk one day it took about 30 mins to get her home (not bad for 10.00am.
I guess my fastest was when I was staying in the Park Hotel and I was just about to head back to my room when a girl began the chat. Less than 10 minutes easy!

Still, I don't regard it as a race.......10 minutes...2 hours it's all about how much cash you part with in between!!

**dirtydog** · 31-01-2006, 08:24 PM

well thank god ppl cant check what i voted.

**Harry** · 31-01-2006, 08:26 PM

under 5 minutes, which included drinking a bottle of beer, in the vicinity of a bar at an undisclosed location in the LoS many years ago...

Girl - 'Hello'

Harry - 'Hi ya'

Girl - 'You want boom boom me'

Harry - 'Oh, go on then'

Girl - 'Lets go'

i never did catch her name...

**aging one** · 31-01-2006, 08:29 PM

Rlmfao!!

**Harry** · 31-01-2006, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

well thank god ppl cant check what i voted.

you are a complete swine dirtydog, i created this poll with public view, you've changed it!

**Fstop** · 31-01-2006, 08:44 PM

Under 5 minutes, same same over here. She rode up on a motorbike next when I was walking down Patong Beach, almost 2 years ago.

Slut: What your name?

Me: *****

Slut: You want to go with me?

Me: Where?

Slut: My apartment. 2 minutes away.

Me: Ummm....(hesitating because I'm drunk. Need to make sure she's not a ladyboy so I do the grope and gyno test)

Slut: Hop on

Me: Okay

Unlike Harry, I did catch her name....although I didn't see daylight for the next 3 days.

**Captain Sensible** · 31-01-2006, 09:59 PM

This is utterly disgusting and degrading to us men folk.

**barbaro** · 01-02-2006, 12:07 AM

You forgot to list in your poll:

"Uhh."

"Get outta here."

**MeMock** · 01-02-2006, 06:12 AM

well i had to tick 'even longer then that - please explain'

Am I the only one on here that has never slept with a BG?

**poolcleaner** · 01-02-2006, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

This is utterly disgusting and degrading to us men folk.

Oh, and put me down for 30 minutes, I had a game of pool first!

I quite agree Captain.

Disgraceful that some folks can't remember the girls name.

**Smeg** · 01-02-2006, 01:49 PM

About 5 seconds.

Not a BG, but a very cute TG with a passion for the extreme. We got talking on Bangkok Chat, swapped pics, chatted by phone, and with a few carefully timed logistics, arranged to meet in my bed.

**poolcleaner** · 01-02-2006, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Smeg

About 5 seconds.

Not a BG, but a very cute TG with a passion for the extreme. We got talking on Bangkok Chat, swapped pics, chatted by phone, and with a few carefully timed logistics, arranged to meet in my bed.

Err, not the time it took you to cum whilst fiddling with yourself over your chatline fantasy.
It's how long between initial contact until bedtime.
I thought that was obvious!!

**Smeg** · 01-02-2006, 02:19 PM

Pooly, we actually met for the first time (ie face to face, and said hi) under my bedsheets, 5 seconds (probably more like 1 second) before getting down to action.

I don't count chatting on the net or phone as meeting. The thread said "meeting", not initial contact.

**machangezi** · 01-02-2006, 02:20 PM

Poolie I'm laughing my head off.

**Ijustwannateach** · 01-02-2006, 04:51 PM

Hmmmm.... went back to his room with a guy I'd just met at dinner that evening... but he wasn't a bargirl... this thread is unfair!

**dirtydog** · 01-02-2006, 05:26 PM

there will be a new section for pooves soon, I am still not sure what to call it though, "queers in Thailand" I thought was good, "bum bandits in Thailand " was voted out, still got a lot of thinking to do

**Harry** · 01-02-2006, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by Poolie

It's how long between initial contact until bedtime.

'until bedtime', well if that's a euphimism for full on sex then you'd be quite right in your interpretation. however, i don't limit myself to the bed when indulging in a bit of carnal pleaseure, kitchens, foyers, alley ways etc. perhaps there's a thread in there somewhere, 'most bizzare place you've ever had sex'.

**laoshi** · 01-02-2006, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

there will be a new section for pooves soon, I am still not sure what to call it though, "queers in Thailand" I thought was good, "bum bandits in Thailand " was voted out, still got a lot of thinking to do

To keep in with the site tag DD how's about something along the lines of "uphill gardeners"?...

**poolcleaner** · 01-02-2006, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

Originally Posted by Poolie

It's how long between initial contact until bedtime.

'until bedtime', well if that's a euphimism for full on sex then you'd be quite right in your interpretation. however, i don't limit myself to the bed when indulging in a bit of carnal pleaseure, kitchens, foyers, alley ways etc. perhaps there's a thread in there somewhere, 'most bizzare place you've ever had sex'.

Thanks Harry.

yes that one does sound like a good thread....*puts disgustng thinking cap on for monday..*

**Harry** · 01-02-2006, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by laoshi

To keep in with the site tag DD how's about something along the lines of "uphill gardeners"?...

yes that's all the TeakDoor needs, pretty soon it'll be just like Brokeback Mountain here, but with otters.

**seth106** · 01-02-2006, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by aging one

Rlmfao!!

forgive the ignorance but what is that?

**poolcleaner** · 01-02-2006, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by seth106

Originally Posted by aging one

Rlmfao!!

forgive the ignorance but what is that?

'rigorously licking my favorite a******* out' perchance?

(that might be too many asterisks for armpit, do you think?)

**kenkannif** · 02-02-2006, 09:45 AM

It should be RAOTFLMFAO

Rolling around on the floor laughing my fucking arse off.

Or rolling around laughing my fucking arse off (RALMFAO)

That seems to be rolling laughing my fucking arse off....I think it's a typo.

Although it does kind of make sense

**friscofrankie** · 02-02-2006, 04:59 PM

Ok the rules here are first blush like hello what's yer name to penetration? or gettng n the shower? Or..
met a girl named...
..
Fon! yeah that's it.
Lesse,
"Hey Number three looks fuckin' fine man! "
"You! com'ere."
"What's yer name?"
"Fon"
"What's the bar fine"
"Long time or short time?"
"all-fuckin' night"
"300 baht"
menatal math... 7.50 US
"Let's go"
"Where's your hotel?"
"next door"
3rd floor elevator ride
"aab duay gan?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah sure"
"Oooo kaeng maaak"
"Yep, now just raise yer left leg a bit..."

Hmm say ten minutes? sound about right?

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