Airlines charging more for America's obese

**peterpan** · 22-11-2007, 08:21 PM

I would go further DD, if you have a body mass index of say 40 or over, a quick bullet to the head, worlds running out of resources, all those black people in Africa starving.
Its our public duty to shoot a fat cvnt. Start with fat chicks, they don't deserve to live and then just whittle away at the population till you get to normal people like me, sounds like a plan, think I will start a polly party to kick the idea off.
I will start with that fat usless lump of lard and cvnt Udon, I will pay William to shoot the cvnt for me. 5 bucks OK willy?

**Looper** · 22-11-2007, 08:30 PM

A FRENCHMAN who weighs 170kg has won a court case against Air France after it made him buy a second seat on a flight from New Delhi to Paris.

Jean-Jacques Jauffret, a 43-year-old screen-writer, said he was deeply humiliated when airline staff measured his girth with wrapping tape in front of other passengers at New Delhi airport.

'Now Air France is going to have to say clearly what is its commercial policy. Does it carry people or kilos?' he said.

170kg man wins court battle with airline | NEWS.com.au

**kingwilly** · 22-11-2007, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

I would go further DD, if you have a body mass index of say 40 or over, a quick bullet to the head, worlds running out of resources, all those black people in Africa starving.
Its our public duty to shoot a fat cvnt. Start with fat chicks, they don't deserve to live and then just whittle away at the population till you get to normal people like me, sounds like a plan, think I will start a polly party to kick the idea off.
I will start with that fat usless lump of lard and cvnt Udon, I will pay William to shoot the cvnt for me. 5 bucks OK willy?

Oi! this is discrimination, i'm just big boned, ok!

**DrAndy** · 22-11-2007, 10:13 PM

actually, the last time I flew, the fat bastard next to me taking half my space was Welsh. The worst thing was his thin mate told him to sit in the middle whilst he took the outside. Bollox

**Spin** · 22-11-2007, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Lets look at this as adults and sensibly

Originally Posted by dirtydog

we shouldn't let our emotions run wild

.............

Originally Posted by dirtydog

fok you you fat cnut, you shouldn't be flying

**dirtydog** · 22-11-2007, 10:25 PM

^Your taking my post out of context and it bares no resembalance to my thoughts on those foking obese cnuts.

**Spin** · 22-11-2007, 10:51 PM

^ You forgot to mention that they are mostly American

Originally Posted by Looper

he was deeply humiliated

Probably consoled himself in the daparture lounge with a few cream cakes

**dirtydog** · 22-11-2007, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

Jean-Jacques Jauffret, a 43-year-old screen-writer, said he was deeply humiliated when airline staff measured his girth with wrapping tape in front of other passengers at New Delhi airport.

WHO THE FOK WOULD BE DEEPLY HUMILATED IF SOMEONE MEASURED THEM? should you be embarrassed if you are measured on how tall you are? Should you be humilated if your feet are measured and how big they are? But if your some fat cnut your entitled to be humiliated and get some money out of those that done the dirty deed.... FOK THESE FAT CNUTS.

**Propagator** · 22-11-2007, 11:41 PM

The mind boggles at the permutations of getting this

into one of these

**Texpat** · 22-11-2007, 11:43 PM

sexy red pumps, I love those!

**Silent Orchestra** · 22-11-2007, 11:45 PM

^^

Does anyone else think she has quite a pretty face?

I think I like fat chicks

**Looper** · 23-11-2007, 07:55 AM

You can actually see the legs buckling on the stool if you look closely.

Her numerous folds and crevices would afford a pervert with some vaseline a new diversion almost every day.

**gonelive** · 23-11-2007, 08:32 AM

incredibly horrible

**Sparky** · 23-11-2007, 08:39 AM

Imagine her trying to take a Dump in the flight toilet !

**Frankenstein** · 23-11-2007, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by cujo

Hey come on guys, it's not their fault, they're just 'big boned'.

Right, we can't blame them, it's just big bones. Big bones covered in meat and gravy.

**November Rain** · 23-11-2007, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Silent Orchestra

^^

Does anyone else think she has quite a pretty face?

I think I like fat chicks

No, I think you're alone in that one. Hmmm, don't think Thailand is quite the place for you on your next hols, SO.

**dirtydog** · 23-11-2007, 08:57 PM

I have given this some more thought and have come up with the perfect solution, you and your lugage have to be 120kilos or less, anymore than that and you pay per kilo, now we all agree that that is very fair, now comes the great bit, you have to sit with people of similar weight to yourself, ie if you and your wife weigh in at 180kilo each, then you sit with other people in that weight range, if your a nice normal person, probably English and weighing a normal weight, you get to sit with the normal people and don't get some flabby American monster flabbing onto your chair or stealing your airline food

**Sir Burr** · 23-11-2007, 09:08 PM

^
The pilots may not agree to that. Balancing the plane kinda stuff.

**Spin** · 23-11-2007, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

you sit with other people in that weight range,

Sorry dog that would never work. Planes have to fly along horizontally and if you lump all the pie eaters together it might cause a crash

**dirtydog** · 23-11-2007, 09:14 PM

Well lets for arguements sake say the plane has 50 Americans and 200 normal people, they could lump all the Americans in the middle, rows upon rows of obese bodies all sweating over each other, it would be so much more pleasent than having them next to yourself

**Sir Burr** · 23-11-2007, 09:19 PM

^
Yeah...that would work. Put them in the seats next to the wings.
On second thoughts, can't do that either. They'll block up the emergency exits if there's a problem. Bugger.

**Silent Orchestra** · 23-11-2007, 09:21 PM

Nobody's getting in my way if I have to bail out of an emergency exit.

I'll trample all over the fat bastards.

**peterpan** · 23-11-2007, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

if your a nice normal person, probably English and weighing a normal weight,

Yea, well Welsh rather than English but Wales is only two blocks away fron England, they all share the same rainy fog ridden peice of dirt anyway, thats why they all want to fok off to decent places like NZ & Australia and for the podgy ones USA

**Norton** · 23-11-2007, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

200 normal people

Based on tourism stats a large % of the normal people would be Germans and Russians swilling down beer and vodka whilst spraying you with spittle and vomit. Lesser of the two evils I take it?

**dirtydog** · 23-11-2007, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

Russians swilling down beer and vodka whilst spraying you with spittle and vomit.

My Russian girlfriend never done that to me, am I missing out on something

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