Which poster would you hate to sit next to all the way to Penang?

**poolcleaner** · 31-01-2006, 06:19 PM

Torbek just gave me the idea for an entertaining thread.

Now I had said that I wouldn't like to sit next to Bangersphil because the thought of looking down his nose at my brothel creepers or listening to his never ending information about the best places to buy a 4,000 baht tie or how disgusting the poor are and how they should be made to stay out of the public eye, would have me getting off before Cha-Am.

But giving the idea a little more thought I'm sure I couldn't think of a worse co-pilot to Malaysia than the heavy-weight Bore champion himself, Diaw!
He's not funny, he's not the slightest bit interesting, he thinks he's Christian one minute and god's gift to bargirls the next, he tells you he's intelligent and yet he was taken for a ride by a family of Issan farmers. I swear.....it would get ugly!!

Who's yours?

Oh and you can only choose me three times then it defaults to harry!

**NickA** · 31-01-2006, 08:13 PM

Posters on TD, Ajarn, or both?

I t'ink e'ryone on here is just lovely, but there's a few o'er there that I dunna like.

**poolcleaner** · 31-01-2006, 08:23 PM

Both.

t's not necessarily who ya hate but who would be the worst companion on a 23 hour bus trip!

**dirtydog** · 31-01-2006, 08:29 PM

it has to be the cap, he worries me every time he grabs that strap thingy above the window with fear in his eyes when I am driving, it's like can he see something I cant? I think phil would be ok, although obviously he would look down on me with my fake t shirt and shorts and flip flops and bum bag, but deep down I feel sure that he would be a nice chap to travel with, maybe have to pepper spray him a few times to earn his respect and that

**aging one** · 31-01-2006, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I feel sure that he would be a nice chap to travel with, maybe have to pepper spray him a few times to earn his respect and that

Thats the kind of style that cannot be bought. You are born with it. Bless ya Dog.

**Harry** · 31-01-2006, 08:38 PM

no disrespect intended but i'd rather hang myself than spend 23 hours on a bus with either Captin Sensible or AO for that matter. CS' endless stories about his current escapades in Thailand or AO's endless Thailand trivia would be enough to drive me up the wall.

**IsaanAlex** · 31-01-2006, 08:44 PM

*books Nakornchai Airbus ticket for AO, CS and Harry*

**aging one** · 31-01-2006, 08:48 PM

Put Harry in economy would you?? Where are we going and are you the pilot Alex??

**Torbek** · 31-01-2006, 08:49 PM

Kerux.

Nuff said.

(I would have said Smeg but I think I would have wrung his throat before we got to Petchburi, so I figured that wouldn't count...)

**mrsquirrel** · 31-01-2006, 08:54 PM

Myself

I would have to jump out of the window

**poolcleaner** · 31-01-2006, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Myself

I would have to jump out of the window

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I'd like to sit across the aisle from Mrs Q.
That would be the makings of a small riot.

**mad_dog** · 31-01-2006, 08:59 PM

No one else has gone for ijwt??? WTF! Am I the only one with any taste around here?

**IsaanAlex** · 31-01-2006, 09:05 PM

Aging One wrote:

Put Harry in economy would you?? Where are we going...

You'll all be sitting together; with Harry sitting in the middle. And I don't know where you'll be going, but according to Harry, the trip shouldn't take more than 23 hours...

...and are you going to be the pilot Alex??

It does sound like an airline, but I'll have you know that Nakornchai Air is only the finest aircon VIP coach company in Thailand...

...multiple drivers on all routes, immaculately clean and mechanically maintained coaches, friendly 'road hostesses', serving the finest snackysnacks....

*this advertisement brought to you by Captain Sensible and Klongfresh*

IA

**mrsquirrel** · 31-01-2006, 09:10 PM

A riot PC why?

I don't get it.

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 31-01-2006, 09:15 PM

Imagine Kenkannif! No UBC, No Playstation, No ****!, No Beer-chang!

He'd be up the friggin' wall, and would smell coz he would be sweating the whole way!

That said, ...I'd sit next to KK anytime

**poolcleaner** · 31-01-2006, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

A riot PC why?

I don't get it.

I don't see you as the 'sit still-relaxo' type of guy. I'd be flicking popcorn at you after about an hour.

**mrsquirrel** · 31-01-2006, 09:27 PM

I am normally full of sedatives when I get on the plane
Which has just reminded me I necked a xanax and hour ago about time to watch some telly.