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    What would you do in Thailand..............

    If your Doctor Told you that you only had 3 days to live?

    Two things that you can't do is get a flight out of the country and you can't get a second opinion....the doctor gave an accurate diagnosis.

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    watch Babylon 5 start to finish, all 96 episodes of it.

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    Learn to speak German 'cos I'm probably going to hell.

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    Take the bike and go for a ride, until the time runs out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    If your Doctor Told you that you only had 3 days to live?

    Two things that you can't do is get a flight out of the country and you can't get a second opinion....the doctor gave an accurate diagnosis.
    I don't know.


    I can't remember how to answer these questions, chitown. I was in the 3rd Grade a long time ago.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    watch Babylon 5 start to finish, all 96 episodes of it.
    Oh dear, how sad

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    yes Nick, but it would make those three days seem awfully long

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    Doctor once said to me "you've only got 4 minutes to live". I said "can you do anything for me ?" He said "I can do you an hard boiled egg."

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    Kill everyone that ever really pisst me off

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    ^ I think you're a nice person

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post
    Kill everyone that ever really pisst me off
    your total lack of reality makes you seem a little odd

    as far as I can tell, a lot of people have really pissed you off

    how are you going to get them all together in three days so that you can accomplish your last evil deed?

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    Shooting spree at one of the Israeli ex-army places at Khao San Road.

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    better looking than Ned
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    my total lack of humor makes me seem a little odd
    Yes I think so too

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    poor Rigger, it is not my lack of humour, just your failure to understand it

    never mind, I will just tell a stupid joke next time

    oh yes, and do you need a smiley?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    poor Rigger, it is not my lack of humour, just your failure to understand it never mind, I will just tell a stupid joke next time oh yes, and do you need a smiley?
    Now fuk head read all the other pre post before mine and tell me how many are just making stuff up or are telling the truth. Then poke yourself in the eye for being a wanker

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    now I am a fuk head and a wanker, just because I dared disagree with you!!

    look in the mirror and tell yourself everything is alright

    as for this gem
    read all the other pre post before mine
    I know CMN was really joking, really he was, really

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post
    Kill everyone that ever really pisst me off
    at the risk of offending the ultra patronising Dr andy, I would do the same Rigger, only 3 people need killing, one Canadian cvnt in CM and 2 Thais in BKK so I already have a nice gun, quick flight to CM and then down to BKK and I would die a happy man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post
    Kill everyone that ever really pisst me off
    at the risk of offending the ultra patronising Dr andy, I would do the same Rigger, only 3 people need killing, one Canadian cvnt in CM and 2 Thais in BKK so I already have a nice gun, quick flight to CM and then down to BKK and I would die a happy man.

    I know PP, I know

    what me patronising?

    anyway, you should know Rigger was joking, are you?
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    If your Doctor Told you that you only had 3 days to live?

    Two things that you can't do is get a flight out of the country and you can't get a second opinion....the doctor gave an accurate diagnosis.
    You would not believe how many times a Thai doctor gave me or my wife or my relatives such kind of doom news, having a cancer that has to be operated urgently, or a risk of cancer or well, anything.
    Which other Thai doctors found afterwards was nothing. So indeed, get a second or a third opinion.
    And if you can't, well, forget about it for 3 days...
    Discussion is an exchange of knowledge, argument is an exchange of ignorance

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    Go to Thailand, book the temple I want to be burned at and start the party there while I'm still breathing. It would be a real bummer if one of the village elders died on the same day as I do, coz for sure he's gonna get burning rights first.

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    I think I'd like to go on a killing spree too.

    I'd be a tad pissed off if I didn't die as predicted though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I think I'd like to go on a killing spree too.
    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    I would do the same Rigger, only 3 people need killing,
    I was only kidding you bunch of sickos go get some help

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    I am really envious of you all! Not a single response along the lines of debauchery; either you are all quite satisfied carnally, or have run out of V !

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    Charge up the MP3. Download Floyd, Zep, Van Morrison, Janice Joplin, Johnny Cash (Satisfied Mind). Go across to the Talad Chow in Vientiane. Buy some opium. Buy 40 tubes of Pringles and some Beer Lao. Hire a long tail boat. Push the owner over the side. Cut the engine. Drift down the Mekong ...

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    Such angry, hostile men. A shooting spree?

    I'd go on a loving-spree. My hand gun is a semi auto short barrel.

    My targets would be just about anything with tits.

    They'd probably see me coming because within seconds after diagnosis, I'd be naked for the duration.

    My last stop would be the Nong Khai immigration office to say goodbye to my friend.

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