The All New Good Morning / Evening thread

[Fabian]

Good luck in your new place. My nan always used to give a piece of coal and a lump of bread whenever anyone moved into a new home - 'Never be cold and never be hungry'.....It's symbolic obviously - it's only one small lump of coal and the bread goes green in a week.

Strange customs you have. It is bread and salt.

[danbo]

^Yeah, we're proper nutty.

I'm in the garden of England at the moment Dougal. Although sometimes I have to wander into the outside toilet of England in order to do my business.

[danbo]

I read an aritcle yesterday that explained that hangovers are mainly caused by dehydration. Last night, after some beer and wine, I drank two pints of water before retiring to my pile of hay - and what do you know I felt a hell of lot better this morning than I would normally expect to.

[dirtydog]

Well last night I went to the td party, I might add I also had a meal there, got home about 4.30 am and woke up with real bad stomach pains, Yep I thought they had poisoned me, then at about 2pm today I recollected giving the old galfriend some vigorous and acrobatic sex when I had come back in the morning, anyway there is a lesson in this for all us guys, just lie on your back and tell them what to do, I have certainly learnt my lesson and wont be doing that again

[friscofrankie]

Been off the board a couple a days; Put up ten websites four blogs and been busy spamming the planet. This is alot of work!! Not quite finished maybe I'll spam my signature with all the links.

Last night Got a bank draft for 500 euros from some scottish bank in Northern ireland. Gotta love the Irish; the guy's bill was for $450 US, the bank want 400 baht and 30 days to clear the check. She tells me that she has to send the check to the bank to clear.. Ok 10 working days Understandable. I figure I can send the fuckin' thing to one of my friends n the US, have it deposited in his account, then transferred to my account quicker and for about the same amount!

[Marmite the Dog]

Last night Got a bank draft for 500 euros from some scottish bank in Northern ireland. Gotta love the Irish; the guy's bill was for $450 US, the bank want 400 baht and 30 days to clear the check. She tells me that she has to send the check to the bank to clear.. Ok 10 working days Understandable. I figure I can send the fuckin' thing to one of my friends n the US, have it deposited in his account, then transferred to my account quicker and for about the same amount!

Why didn't they just transfer it directly into your account, Frankie?

[dirtydog]

he obviously has no yankie accounts due to his past misbehaviour

[friscofrankie]

Uh, dog...
mums the word eh?
I did give them my local account number, swift code and all. The banks in North ireland but the dude's address is Dublin. Going to drop him a line abut this guy over-paid by about 80+ bucks US. guess i'll let him decide if he wants to give me a tip or by a couple of extra baubles

[Marmite the Dog]

Well, this is me signing out for tonight.

I shall be a stranger around these here parts over the next week or so, as on Friday I will be heading up north to attend the forthcoming nuptuals of my mother and Frisko 'Brian' Frankie.

'Night all...

[friscofrankie]

uh... Think i'm headn' for that village with the Tai yai, hmong and kariens. you know hte one. the one near the Burmese border?

[Marmite the Dog]

uh... Think i'm headn' for that village with the Tai yai, hmong and kariens. you know the one. the one near the Burmese border?

Yes, I do. That'll be nice. Mum'll like a tribal wedding.

[ChiangMai noon]

uh... Think i'm headn' for that village with the Tai yai, hmong and kariens. you know hte one. the one near the Burmese border?

Need a lift mate??

[Marmite the Dog]

We can all hire a bus. I'll go in the one with the dancers!

[poolcleaner]

So, old Marmers is off line for a week eh?

What scandalous nonsense can we invent about him?

You know all his friends are gay rugby players don't you?

[ChiangMai noon]

He plays soggy biscuit, or so i'm told.
his preference is for a nice oaty hobnob...

[poolcleaner]

He plays soggy biscuit, or so i'm told.
his preference is for a nice oaty hobnob...

I've heard he prectices alone to perfect the technique!!

[Marmite the Dog]

He plays soggy biscuit, or so i'm told.
his preference is for a nice oaty hobnob...

You seem to be an expert.

[danbo]

What can I tell you? I bought a USB digital receiver connector for my laptop and it's not at all bad. It got me thinking as to how we may be living in the hover-scooter silver-suit age without realising it. What I mean is we fantasise about a near future where cakes can sing and shoes have opinions - yet when we arrive at such a time we do not realise it. If 25 years ago you told me that I would be watching 25 television channels through a sandwich sized box of electronics whilst I posted messages to strangers in another country through the telephone line I would have taken your pulse....and not given it back. What's next I ask myself? - Hologramatic movies? Perhaps hats made of cheese? Who knows? We are mere prawns in the cocktail sauce of the universal buffet-bar which lacks a sneeze-guard.

[friscofrankie]

Gos love ya, danbo, Iyou've got to be the wierdest,most-intelligent, most fun motherfucker i ver mewt I thin I understand ya, man but sure wish i could keep up with ya, it's envy I tell ya. If you come back to Chiangmai with out lookin' me up I'm gonna be mangry for a very long time.
Where ya been boy?

[friscofrankie]

BTW~~
yes, I'm fucked up.

[Dougal]

What's next I ask myself? - Hologramatic movies? Perhaps hats made of cheese

The next slice of cheesy headgear -- inflatable cheese hats made by Blowhard Industries Inc. -- may be on store shelves soon if Blowhard prevails in a trademark lawsuit.

http://www.bizjournals.com/milwaukee...1/tidbits.html

The future is now!

[DrAndy]

Agreed Danbo, I often fantasise about things

however, getting back to reality, some girl me and wifey met in a bar last Friday has been phoning and messaging both of us!! Comparing notes, it seems like she likes us, hmmm. Trouble is, she is not that good looking, to either of us. Why on earth did we give our numbers to a nutter, you may ask. drink

[poolcleaner]

Agreed Danbo, I often fantasise about things

however, getting back to reality, some girl me and wifey met in a bar last Friday has been phoning and messaging both of us!! Comparing notes, it seems like she likes us, hmmm. Trouble is, she is not that good looking, to either of us. Why on earth did we give our numbers to a nutter, you may ask. drink

A three-some???
You gotta say yes!!!

[Dougal]

wrong thread

[ChiangMai noon]

What can I do to regain my self confidence?

Try posting in the dear pooly thread??