Thai Peeps - Not the sharpest.....right?

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 16-01-2006, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

, not that I ever

pull the otter one, pooly!

**Captain Sensible** · 16-01-2006, 09:25 PM

Nope. I am buggered if I can work out what is going on here.

**kingwilly** · 16-01-2006, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Dougal

Originally Posted by Dr Andy

meanwhile, there was a perfectly nice girl in a booth.....

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

So, will you marry her?

I don't suppose Dr Andy had enough time to propose, what with the other people in queue and all.

farkin hilarious comment

**Dougal** · 16-01-2006, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Nope. I am buggered if I can work out what is going on here.

The story so far:

Poolie's girlfriend wants to marry her son because Poolie has invented a machine that will replace all the girls currently working at Nana, but it only accepts coins and there is a long queue to use it.

Now read on.

**Moonfruit** · 16-01-2006, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Nope. I am buggered if I can work out what is going on here.

Pooly is gettin wed for farks sake. Thats whats going one!!!!! Its like christmas for piss takers!!!

**poolcleaner** · 16-01-2006, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Moonfruit

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Nope. I am buggered if I can work out what is going on here.

Pooly is gettin wed for farks sake. Thats whats going one!!!!! Its like christmas for piss takers!!!

Well let's not get carried away........I mean I just said I would!

It's not due until November so there's plenty of time for her to catch me out.
I've got a hottie at the AfterWork getting interested as well but it's gets a bit sticky when you're familiar with a staff member and you want to pork a customer.

Anyway, FYI there won't be a wedding ceremony on Samui this time.
Just squatting in the mud in Udon.
Oh joy oh fun!
Have you seen my smilies

**Captain Sensible** · 16-01-2006, 11:00 PM

Pooly, do you wanna talk?

**poolcleaner** · 16-01-2006, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Pooly, do you wanna talk?

Always happy to shoot the breeze Cap!

Why, you got a problem?

**Marmite the Dog** · 17-01-2006, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

but Asoke hasn't got one.

Yes it has. It was out of order on Friday evening though.

Oh, and Pooly. Don't do it mate.

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 17-01-2006, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

[ It was out of order on Friday evening though.

Prolly some pommy bloke who broke it!

**friscofrankie** · 17-01-2006, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Oh, and Pooly. Don't do it mate.

Dunno man, couldn't you arrange a TD gathering for Nov in Udon?

**Big Tony** · 17-01-2006, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by Dougal

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Nope. I am buggered if I can work out what is going on here.

The story so far:

Poolie's girlfriend wants to marry her son because Poolie has invented a machine that will replace all the girls currently working at Nana, but it only accepts coins and there is a long queue to use it.

Now read on.

I thought Poolcleaner wanted to marry his girlfriends son, even though she does not have a son.

**Fabian** · 17-01-2006, 02:43 AM

Seems like I have to take this year's vacation in november Udon is not so far away. Which ampur?

**poolcleaner** · 17-01-2006, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by Fabian

Seems like I have to take this year's vacation in november Udon is not so far away. Which ampur?

I hardly ever leave Bangkok Fab, what's an ampur?
Do we have them in Pratunam?

**DrAndy** · 17-01-2006, 09:34 AM

it's a Roman thing Poolie, where they pour oil over your body at orgies

yes, they have them in Pratunam

**poolcleaner** · 17-01-2006, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

it's a Roman thing Poolie, where they pour oil over your body at orgies

yes, they have them in Pratunam

Do they set you on fire?

**DrAndy** · 17-01-2006, 09:40 AM

for B500, anything you want

**Marmite the Dog** · 17-01-2006, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Oh, and Pooly. Don't do it mate.

Dunno man, couldn't you arrange a TD gathering for Nov in Udon?

I guess we'll have to wait until the invites go out...

**Fabian** · 18-01-2006, 03:21 AM

An ampur is like a district, Poolie. I do not expect your soon to be wife to come directly out of the city of Udorn but rather a smaller town or village, right?

**poolcleaner** · 18-01-2006, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Fabian

An ampur is like a district, Poolie. I do not expect your soon to be wife to come directly out of the city of Udorn but rather a smaller town or village, right?

Probably a small stand of bamaboo near a river in all honesty!

**Ijustwannateach** · 18-01-2006, 10:14 AM

Ok, PC, let's get things worked out here- *I*'ll marry the son, YOU marry the mother, and then we'll be in-laws!

"Steven"

**dirtydog** · 18-01-2006, 01:46 PM

Oh dear, the nightmare has just begun, married to an old woman, but then it gets worse, you have a gay sceptic for a brother inlaw

**friscofrankie** · 18-01-2006, 04:28 PM

Buy some sheep and I'm sure you'd get a kiwi movin' in as well!

**Ijustwannateach** · 18-01-2006, 04:47 PM

that would be SON-in-law, DD!!!

**William** · 18-01-2006, 07:14 PM

^or DAUGHTER-i-law, depending on your "flavor" Steven

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