Thread: Moment of Excitement on Hove Beach

That must have made them spit out their high teas.




https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/13/outra...hton-10254004/

Is that a can of whipped cream she’s holding ?

And yet she was still reading the instructions for the sun tan lotion! He must have been doing something wrong!

Originally Posted by docmartin

Is that a can of whipped cream she’s holding ?

No, a can of lager. I think that must be how she drew him in.

dirty foreigners obviously, a frenchman no doubt, publicly nuzzling the unwashed crotch of his lager swilling latvian whore, bringing shame to the upright law abiding and church going citizens of the uk.

brexit should see the end of this kind of filthy filth.

Originally Posted by docmartin

Is that a can of whipped cream she’s holding ?

Fly spray, she's Polish.

The bloke behind them in the white hat is waiting for Reachy to come back with the ice creams.

she sells sea shells by the sea shore

Wonder if he can hear the sea?

^

i'm sure he can smell the fish

Never been there.

That's a BEACH?

And then you die.

Originally Posted by Cujo

That's a BEACH?

Debatable, but definitely not Hove.

A pebble beach.

That's par for the course.

Originally Posted by PAG

Debatable, but definitely not Hove.

I think it is. You can see the buildings in the background using Google maps/Street View.

https://www.google.co.th/maps/@50.82...!7i8704!8i4352

^ Got to get up early in the morning to catch Nev out

Originally Posted by PAG

Debatable, but definitely not Hove.

I put the link there numbnuts.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I put the link there numbnuts.

Oi twat get your Fantasy Team in tout sweet, FFS you don't listen.

Give the poor guy a break.

It’s hot on the beach.
You really feel like an ice cream.
The shop’s a long way away.
What are ya gunna do ?

I suppose cheese is close.

Fish ? Cheese ?
You guys are licking the wrong ice creams.

Ah ! You're more of a chocolate guy....

Looks like the tide was out.