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    This bird.

    So I fucked this bird. You know the type. One that bleeps and shrieks and does all hell as well as chews up the woodwork to get under your nails. Worser than a hedgehog.

    So this little bitch keeps tweeting at me and I had finally had enough. Like I don't have more pressing issues.

    Now fish and bird can go well together. Like a side of salmon and some pheasant under glass but on this day I had had enough.

    So what could the fish do...
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    felt at the time that I had no choice. Like a serial killer I chased her down and showed her the monster. She has been quiet ever since.

    The horror on her face was priceless as my madness rang out recalling all of the woodwork she chewed throughout the years.

    Bitch had it comming and we haven't spoken since.

    Fish and the bird.

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    I felt at the time that I had no choice. Like a serial killer I chased her down and showed her the monster. She has been quiet ever since. The horror on her face was priceless as my madness rang out recalling all of the woodwork she chewed throughout the years. Bitch had it comming and we haven't spoken since. Fish and the bird.

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    Crazy bird.

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    The monster.

    I should have known better. Neither are speaking now.

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    My years in Bristol stood me in good stead as I assumed a brilliant variety of disguises.

    As the cyclist in the pop icon "Too old to Rock and Roll, to young to die."

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    I'll have some of what you're on.

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    I've got to trot off now. I have a few loose screws to tend to.

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    Tell us your manic bird tails. Lord knows I'm not the only fish in the sea.

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    She was using it for shit paper.
    Saves me from having to burn it.

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    Crazy bird..


    Oh, do it again. .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Saves me from having to burn it.
    P&ID for a gas turbine

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    i have just got one like you,eats and shits at the same time,shrieks like fk.when mrs.HH cumes,loves to poke his beak in,keeps saying HI-AR,COW JAI MA,eats all day sleeps all night till 5-30am.then its swinging time,caught him shafting while looking in the mirror.
    he must have lived on walking st.before we got him.
    but I have fallen for him.

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    I don't get it

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    I guess it means I am still employed.





    Crazy fuckers

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    And for all these years I was only hoping for some time off away from the bird.

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    Bald Rick..If I told you would you hold it against me?

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    You are one crazy bird fuckin, highly entertaining Fish.

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    Thanks. I forgot most of the good bits but hell might be worth a book some day. Not like I'm looking to prosper.

    The fishes tail is like no others.


    Just sayen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    If I told you would you hold it against me?
    ok - I had a closer look - steam turbine

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