A tribute to Wales and all things Welsh..

[Chittychangchang]

Welsh speed dating

[peterpan]

I don't know why people bag sex with a sheep as a kiwi is comes naturally and there are many positives for sex with a sheep or a goat if you are a ME gent. Sheep still love you even if you are short on foreplay, they don't give a toss if you drive a Lada or even a Ford.

[Kurgen]

How do Welshmen find sheep in long grass?


Irresistible.

[thaimeme]

Can't be all bad....

[Boon Mee]

I was in Bridgend some years ago and drank at the miner's hall where Tom Jones got his start.

Great hospitality there in Wales

[thaimeme]

I was in Bridgend some years ago and drank at the miner's hall where Tom Jones got his start.

Great hospitality there in Wales

Have to wonder where the fucking English would be if not for their Welsh brothers/sisters.....

Yet, instinctively looked upon at the lower end of the totem poll - which could easily be caste towards most within the snotty empire.

[Latindancer]

I believe ENT is Welsh, but from a valley cut off from the world for ages.

[Norton]

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

[Pragmatic]

^ Who wrote that, Jeff?

[Chittychangchang]

I believe ENT is Welsh, but from a valley cut off from the world for ages.

Ha ha, that would explain his reds and anti English sentiment.

I believe they even tramp stamp the sheep in his part of Wales..



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[Chittychangchang]

The sheeps bollocks to coin a phrase all sheared and ready to go..

[ENT]

I believe ENT is Welsh, but from a valley cut off from the world for ages.

Judging by your latest selfy you've got some inbred/incestuous Italian blood in your veins

You claim Welsh ancestry too, but denigrate it, you dysfunctional maggot.

[ENT]

I believe they even tramp stamp the sheep in his part of Wales..



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Erm, those are English names, dog-fucker. Your interest in bestiality's alarming, but only to be expected from an English dog lover.

[ENT]

^ Who wrote that, Jeff?

No.

Dylan Thomas

[ENT]

How do Welshmen find sheep in long grass?


Irresistible.

How do English find sheep?

By scrolling through their contacts page.

[Latindancer]

Judging by your latest selfy you've got some inbred/incestuous Italian blood in your veins

You claim Welsh ancestry too, but denigrate it, you dysfunctional maggot.

I have never said I had any Italian blood. You've fried your brain so much that you've forgotten what I said. Maybe too much lobelia ?

And my Welsh ancestry (maternal grandmother only was part Welsh) did not derive from the long cut-off, inbred valleys yours did.

I'm a genetic mixture, but I deem myself fortunate to have only a very small percentage of Anglo-Saxon genes. They're an odd lot.

[ENT]

Judging by your latest selfy you've got some inbred/incestuous Italian blood in your veins

You claim Welsh ancestry too, but denigrate it, you dysfunctional maggot.

I have never said I had any Italian blood.

I'm a genetic mixture, but I deem myself fortunate to have only a very small percentage of Anglo-Saxon genes. They're an odd lot.

Ah, but you did say your father was an Ity, unless your Italian dad wasn't your dad, or are you lying again, halfy?

So part Welsh, part Irish, no Saxon, but your daddy...what was his lineage if not dago?

[Latindancer]

You really are a pest. I've never mentioned Italian. Do a search of my past posts if you want the truth, turkey.

[ENT]

Ah but you did.

You also mentioned that you learned how to swear from your mother, of all people, around the same time.

Likely the threads you posted these little gems in were deleted, like the one where you claimed to be able to valve operate an electric car window.

[Latindancer]

I'd be happy to have some Italian ancestry....but I don't. What's the problem ? Not enough diversity in your own gene pool ?

Go away and take some Lobelia...or better still, youir schizophrenia medication.

Get a human to put it in your feed.

[ChiangMai noon]

[ENT]

^ Thanks for that, er cof Cymru, pob hwyl i ti.

[can123]

I am handsome, intelligent, well educated and courteous at all times. Why ? It is because I am Welsh.

[ENT]

I'd be happy to have some Italian ancestry.

Y're talking fowl again.

Nice selfie, by the way, ducky, but definitely not Welsh, must be the mysterious male lineage of yours you can't talk about,.... eh?

[Chittychangchang]

Do Welsh people ever look up at the clouds and masturbate?


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Why can't Welsh people count sheep to help them get to sleep?

'coz, when they get to five, they've gotta stop and have a wank.



I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs.

It was a ridiculously long name.