Thread: It's my 60th birthday - this post just for fun :)

Originally Posted by fishlocker

there was a time when I thought I'd never make it past twenty five posts

Stick up some birthday music vids fish

Happy birthday mate.
I'll be 60 in about 10 months..

Always enjoy Simons Asian adventures.

What are you getting up to for the 60s bash dare I ask?

If it were me I'd do some zipline in Laos at Tad Fane, then gead south for Sepan Don and do the same. Maybe a bungee jump, no Tommy, no no no no. Not that "jump." I've done those other things and my scruples are still firmly attached though I have dragged them across a rock or two on the way down.

The coolest part of the " forgot what they called it other than in my mind the most unregulated ride you'll ever have.
Whoa Tommy, That's not what I mean.. I'm sure we all have ran a red light and navigate as sailors as we navigate the shoals.

You look a bit like Tarantino

Hope you had a memorable day.

On your 60th ... should be spending it two hot 30 year olds in a soapie

3 hot 20 year olds

Bet he's been there, done that. Just more memories from here on out.

You know, If I live to be sixty, Damn right I'm going to retire amd in all of this free time I'll take you on a tour . Not that I'm done with this place yet...

I need at least one more tour of the dells. Then off to Port?

Hey, didn't mean it like it sounded.

Birthday greets from Dubai - have a good one!!

Happy Birthday, Simon !

And you're doing the 100 pushups and 200 situps after the star jumps ?

LoL, already jogged 5 Km at 5 am before my lessons... star jumps are easy to do in the space between my table and the backdrop wall.

Originally Posted by Simon43

jogged 5 Km at 5 am

Respect.





I'm just around that level now. Though not at that ungodly hour.


Have you always been into fitness, or did you take it up a few years ago?

Originally Posted by Simon43

Now I weigh 63 Kg, and I can jog 10 Km in about 49 minutes. My resting heart rate has dropped from about 70 to 45, (35 when I'm sleeping). My BP is totally normal - very good for my age.

But in general, I feel so much healthier and clear of mind nowadays.

Bladdy 'ell, well done.

double post!

Simon, quite inspirational. It takes some willpower to make the changes you have and stick to them. I need to tweak a few things, probably more exercise which ain't easy as I smashed both ankles long ago and over time its slowly meant having to give up the sports i loved; rugby, football and 5 a side. The dietary changes too. Still you went about it the right way and took it on in small steps and ts obviously paying dividends. I agree with the do it before 60 thought, probably 50 because like most things it doesn't get easier the older you get.

What your readership all want to know and are too coy to ask is WTF are your vices?

What your readership all want to know and are too coy to ask is WTF are your vices?

loL, well since you asked, I alluded to this somewhere in previous posts. God knows why, but I love being a sex slave to some horny woman. Being 'forced' to do some weird sexual act with her and beaten severely if I misbehave. I've had great fun being shackled and whipped by a Thai hotty or two....

Probably developed this kink from the aggression from my mad ex #2......

i do remember now, making sure you have cameras switched off.

@simon - well done to you! I'm younger than you, but you're probably fitter! Though I do try to exercise, especially if I have a hike coming up - which is soon!

Anyway, having read your "vice", shall I fly over to Bkk and bring my leather boots, catsuit and whip? I can be a Madame Vandersexx briefly, for your birthday.

Cheers and hope you've had a good bday!

(Madame Vandersexx was a character in the movie Euro Trip. There are clips on YouTube).

What are you treating yourself to for the big 6-0 Simon?

Maybe get super-sized pair of onions with a testicular implant to max out the lycra bound package at the gym?





https://exploreplasticsurgery.com/ca...t-replacement/

Originally Posted by katie23

@simon - well done to you! I'm younger than you, but you're probably fitter! Though I do try to exercise, especially if I have a hike coming up - which is soon!

Anyway, having read your "vice", shall I fly over to Bkk and bring my leather boots, catsuit and whip? I can be a Madame Vandersexx briefly, for your birthday.

Cheers and hope you've had a good bday!

(Madame Vandersexx was a character in the movie Euro Trip. There are clips on YouTube).

Holly shit Simon, are you gonna say no?

What are you treating yourself to for the big 6-0 Simon?

Bugger-all, apart from a good laab moo and a bottle of beer tonight. Sadly, I will have to decline Katie's offer because I'm in the middle of darkest Issan right now.

I got a lot of Happy birthday messages from my students and teachers, but not a thing from my ex's and family. That about sums up how they feel about me ==> when he gives us money, we act happy, when he doesn't he can go fcuk himself

... and that suits me just fine...

Although I only recently moved up here from Ranong, it looks likely that I won't stay much longer in Thailand because of the visa rules and jump-through-moving-hoops mentality of the authorities. I can't (or don't want to) get a new visa when mine expires. I did seriously consider moving back to Andorra again, but the timezone will bugger up my current online teaching of Chinese kids. It looks like I'll move over to Laos for a few years and then move to Andorra maybe when I stop teaching (at 65, 95??).

Originally Posted by katie23

I can be a Madame Vandersexx briefly, for your birthday.

Saddle up with a big pair of those silicon super-balls Simon and have Miss Katie salivating when she cracks the whip!

Saddle up with a big pair of those silicon super-balls Simon...

Actually, I looked at that pig photo and thought 'My balls are bigger than his...' (I balance them on my bike crossbar when cycling)

Originally Posted by Simon43

When I was teaching in Naypyitaw (Burma) at the age of 57

Firstly HBD S 43.

I read your life change summary. Congrats on the goal. I went down that path late 40's early 50's. I wasn't fat nor really out of shape just wasn't where I felt I wanted to be. I went on a mission like you did. It takes total will power and commitment. I have to say though, after about 4 years or so I personally did not want to sustain it anymore. I really did not like the bland food I was convincing myself that tasted good, eating so structured and then breaking it and feeling guilty. Its a strange dynamic. I was passing on food I liked and had always enjoyed and committing to exercise all the time. I will say you feel better and of course ones self confidence soars when you feel like you are trim and lean being the way society is so heavily driven against fat people. Of course the health factor is the big plus and if one has a family history of illness and ailments then it is a change that almost has to be taken seriously if one wants to potentially avoid them.

I gained back about 8 -10 lbs back after I stopped but funny my friends and Mom said I looked so much healthier that I was too skinny before and they worried about me. Now nearing 60 I pretty much eat what I want, still have tons of energy and my last physical was spot on.

Keep at it.

BTW, way TMI on your sexual preferences.