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    Jeremy Kyle show off the air after guest dies soon after show

    There is a right chav mystery being debated in council houses across the land.

    For those of you who don't know, The Jeremy Kyle Show is like the UK equivalent of Springer, only even worse.

    Guests are normally mutant, retarded, soap-dodging dole scroungers embroiled in family nastiness, and for this reason it attracts a sizable morning audience of fellow workshy layabouts.

    The official announcement:

    "ITV has suspended The Jeremy Kyle show after a guest died shortly after filming, and is conducting a review into the episode given the seriousness of this event".
    The implication being that the death is related to the show, so either a murder or a suicide I reckon.

    What the fuck are the chavs going to watch now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    The Jeremy Kyle Show
    Must admit I like the show but as a person I'd like to knock his smarmy fcuking head off.

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    My money ia on one of those big fuckin bouncers..... that the gobby little twat Kyle hides behind.....beating one of Chitty's cousins to death



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    I liked the one with a lying Thai woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    I liked the one with a lying Thai woman.


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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    The Jeremy Kyle Show is like the UK equivalent of Springer, only even worse.
    I've watched a few of both, a bit for the sake of seeing how the other side lives (you know, clicking on "People of Walmart" etc), and a bit for that strange obsession we have of watching train wrecks or car crashes (morbid curiosity?), but I couldn't say one was better than the other.

    Guessing: A murder by a heart-broken chav after a DNA test revealed his pikey GF's baby was not his, a suicide by a fat chav bint after it was revealed her toothless BF had a kid with a different fat bint, the bouncer got too enthusiastic after stopping an enraged chav from kicking in Kyle's face, a fat mother had a heart attack after learning her fat bint daughter has a kid from a black guy...combinations of those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I've watched a few of both, a bit for the sake of seeing how the other side lives
    we've seen the pic of you leaning against your sisters car you scruffy cont.

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    I don't have a sister, you drunk oaf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I don't have a sister
    Sounds like the introduction to a Jeremy Kyle show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I don't have a sister, you drunk oaf.

    Looks like a Kyle episode right there.

    "He says she's not his sister, and that's why he fucked her.... but DNA says otherwise".

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    Well, I did fvck two of my father's mother's sister's daughter's daughters a few times. What's that, 3rd cousin twice removed? Kissing cousins, surely?

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    Ah Jeremy Kyle. The TD of UK television?

    He should have said "Don't Thai to me"

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    So it turns out the deceased died of a drug overdose days after the show revealed that he failed a lie detector test when he told his fiance that he hadn't cheated on her.

    She dumped him, he topped himself.

    Case (and hopefully tawdry show) closed.

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    I applied for the show as a transgender muslim who has lesbian tendencies.

    They never got back to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    So it turns out the deceased died of a drug overdose days after the show revealed that he failed a lie detector test when he told his fiance that he hadn't cheated on her.
    Why the fcuk do people take lie detector tests knowing full well they're guilty?

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    Jeremy Kyle show off the air after guest dies soon after show
    That's good news at least. Just a shame more of the 'guests' didn't die also. Preferably after taking out the host with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Why the fcuk do people take lie detector tests knowing full well they're guilty?
    These aren't intellectual giants you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Why the fcuk do people take lie detector tests knowing full well they're guilty?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Why the fcuk do people take lie detector tests knowing full well they're guilty?
    Mistakenly believe they can beat them after reading shit on the internet.

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    Well what are the workshy soap dodgers going to watch now?

    The Jeremy Kyle Show has been permanently cancelled by ITV after a guest reportedly took his own life.


    ITV made the announcement this morning confirming the show would not return following the death of Steve Dymond.
    https://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-ky...guest-11720482

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    You think job Dodgers get up early enough in the morning to watch Kyle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    You think job Dodgers get up early enough in the morning to watch Kyle?
    Well when you have nine kids from different fathers they're going to wake you the fuck up. And then there's your ITV+1, etc. and catchup TV.

    You see them on IPTV groups, "Hi evrywun, Im lookin to cut the caybull...".

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    Let's hear all the 'aaahhhhhs' for the victim who committed suicide.

    Daily Mail.

    Even before the show was scrapped yesterday, Kyle had swiftly set up his own media company to safeguard his future.
    Daily Mail

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    You do know The Daily Mail is the Jeremy Kyle show in website/newspaper form, right?

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