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    I finally know what my own piss tastes like

    Now I finally know what my own (and probably everyone else's) piss tastes like.

    I am camping out in a room far from the toilet while doing some renovations so I keep a piss bottle by the bed to negate the need for nocturnal lengthy bladder emptying walks.

    I also keep a bottle of water by the bed of drinking... (you can guess where this is going)

    I finally did what campers joke about not doing which is to accidentally take a swig from the piss bottle instead of the water bottle.

    This was especially ripe and thick piss as it was a mature 6 hours worth of bladder accumulation while sleeping and a deep amber.

    A fine vintage as Earl would say.

    Anyway earl, I have no idea if less ripe piss is more palatable, but how you can drink that stuff is beyond my ken.

    It was in my mouth for only a second before I realised my error and spat it back into the piss bottle but the foul taste will be forever burned into my memory and will vivify the episode in season 3 of Fargo where the nasty English crim played brilliantly by David Thewlis makes the poor merkin drink a mug of the crim's piss - when I finally get round to rewatching it.

    To be honest I have always kind of vaguely wondered what piss actually does taste like so I suppose it is a piss-bottle is half full event in my life.

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    Always wondered what piss tastes like? You never made a woman squirt or are you one of those who believes squirt isn't piss?

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    ^I am actually not all that big on oral sex (either giving or receiving) and even turned down an offer from Miss Mindanao only yesterday evening (although I am well up for banging one hard up a girl's shitter, but I digress) so I am afraid I cannot comment.

    But I am with you on the piss/squirt thing. It seems dubious that this squirting business has completely defied medical investigation and remains a mystery.

    Why has nobody captured some squirt and verified if it is piss or not in a laboratory?

    Maybe a job for Earl?

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    Squirting is not pissing.

    It's a female ejaculation.

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    Fine thread to wake up to. Think I will pass on me usual morning apple juice.

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    Tell us more about Miss Mindanao, Looper (and perhaps her offer) . Is she from Cagayan, or further around ? I found it fascinating that the way Flippers look changes about about Ozamiz and Iligan. After that they definitely look more Indonesian and you can sometimes see the Arab blood in em...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    This was especially ripe and thick piss as it was a mature 6 hours worth of bladder accumulation while sleeping and a deep amber.
    You do really wanna hydrate yourself first(or the bird who's pissing in your mouth). If its orange and smells like sugar puffs, avoid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Squirting is not pissing.

    It's a female ejaculation
    Nah..it's piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    It's a female ejaculation.
    Q: What does the ejaculate comprise of, and where does it come from?
    A: urine and the bladder.

    It's a post orgasmic reaction, just like when a man keeps going after cumming, he can "squirt". The super-sensitvness down there has a sort of pseudo-ejaculation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    urine the bladder.
    ...when you take a wrong turn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...when you take a wrong turn...
    There was a young girl from Sydney
    Who could take it right up to her kidney.
    A man from Quebec
    Stuck it up to her neck.
    Now, he had a long one, didn't 'e.

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    this old argument

    if you have never made a woman squirt , then it must be urine

    it's your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    If its orange and smells like sugar puffs
    This was so ripe that the light and pleasant sugar puffs notes had been overpowered by the more pungent and potent stinky piss bouquet.

    The sugar puffs thing has puzzled me too.

    It is the only pleasant thing about urine smell and isolating it would be a cause worthy of scientific endeavour.

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    Appears to be no practitioners of "Urine therapy" posting here!

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    Accidental exposure should be OK but if you start referring to yourself in the third-person and posting screeds of repetitive incoherent nonsense you'd better get it looked at: you could be turning into Earl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airportwo View Post
    Appears to be no practitioners of "Urine therapy" posting here!
    You spoke too soon. Unfortunately, Ant the shit practitioner has appeared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airportwo
    Appears to be no practitioners of "Urine therapy" posting here!

    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer
    shit practitioner
    Jaysus your bathroom must be a mess Fishwife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Fine thread to wake up to. Think I will pass on me usual morning apple juice.

    .. Why I do not and will not drink apple juice.

    Just caught this thread and it is really disturbing. Got a guy on here that does't like oral sex but will pack a poop chute. That same guy just drank his own piss....WTF is wrong here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    this old argument

    if you have never made a woman squirt , then it must be urine

    it's your life
    The science is out, not conclusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    .. Why I do not and will not drink apple juice.

    Just caught this thread and it is really disturbing. Got a guy on here that does't like oral sex but will pack a poop chute. That same guy just drank his own piss....WTF is wrong here....
    Yep, Dante-esque levels of wrongness in this thread already.

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    ^From that article:
    Some women feel there are expectations placed upon them to summon up Niagara Falls from their nethers by partners who might have watched squirting-themed pornography. “I’ve met guys who think girls can produce geysers on demand because of what they’ve viewed in adult films,” says Tash. A search for ‘squirt’ on one of the biggest porn sites brings up more than 110,000 results, although interestingly, the company reports females are 44% more likely to look for such material than males – research, perhaps?
    No one worried about their furniture / carpets.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    Got a guy on here that does't like oral sex but will pack a poop chute. That same guy just drank his own piss....WTF is wrong here....
    ...nothing: pics or none of it happened...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    Got a guy on here that does't like oral sex
    I am not sure what it is about oral sex that I don't get off on but I suspect it is the passivity.

    I am not a fan of girls on top in either (KGBGF being the only exception) and I think it is the passivity of it (from the male perspective) that does not work for me.

    Oral sex is similar in that you are just laying back letting a girl do stuff to you. It does not do it for me.

    I prefer to pound away to my own pelvic rhythm.

    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Tell us more about Miss Mindanao, Looper (and perhaps her offer)
    The code of gentlemanly conduct does not generally allow me to go into specifics about a particular lady's sexual appetites but it was nothing special, just a blowjob offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    to summon up Niagara Falls from their nethers
    it is only about 1 in 10 women that do and the volume varies

    I am sure we have had this discussion on this board previously and I posted my experiences

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