Thread: Jordan aka Katie Price misses court appearance to get her tits out on Koh Samui

Katie Price was spotted enjoying her trip to Thailand while walking around bra-less. The TV personality knows how to holiday and she knows how to do it well as she walked around without a care in the world despite missing a court date set during her vacation. The former glamour model turned the sandy beach on Celes Beachfront Resort in Koh Samui into her own catwalk and showed off her beachwear for whoever might have been looking. Opting to go without her bikini top, the mother-of-five wore bright blue bottoms with her white fringed meshed-vest, as she soaked up the sun in the Asian country.



District Judge Amanda Kelly said yesterday: "I believe she hasn’t turned up today. She has something better to do. This demonstrates a lack of respect for the court process."
The case was adjourned for next week while Price finishes her lavish holiday.
Last September she came face to face with Kieran Hayler’s new lover Michelle Pentecost when she arrived to pick up their children Jett and Bunny.
Cops were called after shocked parents went to the school head to demand a ban on the celebrity mum collecting her children.




She grinned as she wandered along the seafront in sun-soaked Koh Samui, pausing only to point out something in the distance.
Going topless on the beach is frowned upon in Thai culture, which may have led Pricey to hit upon her ingenious ploy of ever-so-slightly covering up in the wide-knit top.
She and 30-year-old Kris jetted off to the South East Asian country last weekend, leaving her teenage son Harvey with her hairdresser pal Louisa Roy.
And they have been making the most of the luxury break, posting pictures of their lavish breakfasts as well as loved-up snaps of the pair frolicking on the sands.

what the fcuk is that thing and why are you posting photos of gay hairdressers ?

"This demonstrates a lack of respect for the court process."

And we'll do absolutely nothing about it because we're spineless pussies afraid to punish anyone except those who embarrass the court.

Wait.

She'll be receiving the complete Tommy Robinson treatment, right?

Another one of the thread starts that he's so proud of.

Next up: The Wonderful World of Fruit Carving from 'Good Housekeeping' 2004.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Katie Price was spotted enjoying her trip to Thailand while walking around bra-less. The TV personality knows how to holiday and she knows how to do it well as she walked around without a care in the world despite missing a court date set during her vacation. The former glamour model turned the sandy beach on Celes Beachfront Resort in Koh Samui into her own catwalk and showed off her beachwear for whoever might have been looking. Opting to go without her bikini top, the mother-of-five wore bright blue bottoms with her white fringed meshed-vest, as she soaked up the sun in the Asian country.



District Judge Amanda Kelly said yesterday: "I believe she hasn’t turned up today. She has something better to do. This demonstrates a lack of respect for the court process."
The case was adjourned for next week while Price finishes her lavish holiday.
Last September she came face to face with Kieran Hayler’s new lover Michelle Pentecost when she arrived to pick up their children Jett and Bunny.
Cops were called after shocked parents went to the school head to demand a ban on the celebrity mum collecting her children.




She grinned as she wandered along the seafront in sun-soaked Koh Samui, pausing only to point out something in the distance.
Going topless on the beach is frowned upon in Thai culture, which may have led Pricey to hit upon her ingenious ploy of ever-so-slightly covering up in the wide-knit top.
She and 30-year-old Kris jetted off to the South East Asian country last weekend, leaving her teenage son Harvey with her hairdresser pal Louisa Roy.
And they have been making the most of the luxury break, posting pictures of their lavish breakfasts as well as loved-up snaps of the pair frolicking on the sands.

The only 'story' I see here is copy tits. And who is Katie Price anyway?

Cancelled post.

WTF is this doing on TD? Tabloid fodder is not welcome here. Damn

Fat ass vacations in Thailand, who cares ? Tabloid bullshit.

Other than Chitty, nobody around here seems to know the people in the photos.

For a broken down, drunken, bankrupt bint entering middle age after bearing four sprogs, she looks in fine fettle but one assumes she has had the fanny tuck avoiding that dreadful moment when you realise that having pulled a classy bit of well hung meat you are really throwing a sausage up the Dartford Tunnel. And believe me, I've thrown a few sausages.

Originally Posted by Farmington

Who is the handsome dude?

Damn I hope you are female, we don't need anymore gays on TD.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

throwing a sausage

through the doors of gullivers ?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

And believe me, I've thrown a few sausages

yes - quite

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

And believe me, I've thrown a few sausages.

Originally Posted by jabir

And who is Katie Price anyway?

middle-aged brit bimbo, chavs find her hot because they're not used to 50 year old women who still have their own teeth.

Maybe she got her tits out to avert your eyes from here face ...



She looks a bit rough.

she is horrible, and that dude looks so gay

oh wait, they are British, perfectly normal

Is she giving him a bj?

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

Is she giving him a bj?

Probably, public blowjobs would be entirely in character for the horrible chav slapper.

Thai lady give her advice

Originally Posted by Neverna

Maybe she got her tits out to avert your eyes from here face ...



She looks a bit rough.

Reckon she'd kick your arse.
But wtf is it with posters posting stupid gossip bs like this. Who gives a shit.

Originally Posted by Cujo

But wtf is it with posters posting stupid gossip bs like this. Who gives a shit.

It got Reachy and Teachy all hot around the collar

Hopefully she will be blacklisted from Thailand based on those pics.

Everyone should share on their Thai social media

I wonder why the Thai police didn't crack down, so to speak on her nudity.....or is it only drunk Brits getting a blowjob in the surf on Pattaya Beach worthy of their efforts of maintaining the morality of Thailand.

I've seen balloons with nipples painted on them that look more realistic than her tits.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

middle-aged brit bimbo, chavs find her hot because they're not used to 50 year old women who still have their own teeth.

Blimey I've been away too long, didn't realise they drool over plastic tits.