Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 67
  1. #1
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 12:49 PM
    Posts
    2,792

    British Brilliance

    What makes Britain and its people considerably cooler and better than the rest of the world?

    Obviously, the world's number 1 sport, football, is a big thing, but our history in music also sets us apart from the rest of you philistines.




    That's not the end of it though 'cos we excel in most areas. So, Teakdoor, why are Britain and its people so much better than anywhere else?

  2. #2
    Thailand Expat Texpat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In your head
    Posts
    13,015
    Nationalist claptrap. Brittles are despicable.

  3. #3
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 12:49 PM
    Posts
    2,792
    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Brittles are despicable.
    Jealousy is a terrible thing.

  4. #4
    Thailand Expat
    fishlocker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Last Online
    Today @ 03:26 PM
    Location
    Bungling in the jungle
    Posts
    8,493
    There is a lot to unpack in those statements right or otherwise but as for myself I'm still stuck on how the lot looses the accents while singing.

    It's freeking brilliance I say so yes, you may be onto something.

  5. #5
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 12:49 PM
    Posts
    2,792
    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    There is a lot to unpack in those statements right or otherwise but as for myself I'm still stuck on how the lot looses the accents while singing.

    It's freeking brilliance I say so yes, you may be onto something.
    British music and humour are lapped up by the world, fishy.

    It never ceases to amaze me how the Union Jack is worn as a badge of "coolness" in any country you go to on t-shirts, jumpers, bags etc.

  6. #6
    Thailand Expat
    fishlocker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Last Online
    Today @ 03:26 PM
    Location
    Bungling in the jungle
    Posts
    8,493
    Thank The Who for that.

    Now as to what makes them cooler than folks in most places you needn't be a geography major to realize it's simply latitude.


    the fish

  7. #7
    Member
    tunk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2015
    Last Online
    26-03-2019 @ 04:33 PM
    Posts
    251
    This is a joke right? You brits don't even know football. You pussies wouldn't last 5 minutes in a real football game, the way you like to flop. And the union jack, I don't see it.

  8. #8
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 12:49 PM
    Posts
    2,792
    I like the cut of your jib, fishface.

  9. #9
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 12:49 PM
    Posts
    2,792
    Quote Originally Posted by tunk View Post
    This is a joke right? You brits don't even know football. You pussies wouldn't last 5 minutes in a real football game, the way you like to flop. And the union jack, I don't see it.
    You touch the ball with your foot about once a year.

    Now fuck off with your American rugby nonsense.

    You don't play football, so fuck off again.

  10. #10
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 12:49 PM
    Posts
    2,792
    Crash landing, Heathrow:




    Even James Bond couldn't have handled that any better.

    Yet more British brilliance.

  11. #11
    Thailand Expat Dillinger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    27,093
    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    That's not the end of it though 'cos we excel in most areas. So, Teakdoor, why are Britain and its people so much better than anywhere else?
    You come across as the kind of bloke who travels to Benidorm with a Union Jack towel, vest and swim shorts Hal making a load of noise, listening to shit Manc bands from the 90's and making a complete cock of himself and probably fill up your empty mini bar bottles with piss.
    The kind of guy who attends International football tournaments singing it's coming home, when your team has never won a major football tournament in your lifetime.

    It's guys like you Hal, that make immigration seem such a good idea

  12. #12
    'ello 'ello 'ello Luigi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Abuja
    Posts
    22,992
    This is good, and you'll get a stiffy off the spiel at the end, Hal.


  13. #13
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 12:49 PM
    Posts
    2,792
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    You come across as the kind of bloke who travels to Benidorm with a Union Jack towel, vest and swim shorts Hal making a load of noise, listening to shit Manc bands from the 90's and making a complete cock of himself and probably fill up your empty mini bar bottles with piss.
    The kind of guy who attends International football tournaments singing it's coming home, when your team has never won a major football tournament in your lifetime.

    It's guys like you Hal, that make immigration seem such a good idea
    So, just like you then?

    Brits Abroad wiv Dil and Hal!

  14. #14
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 12:49 PM
    Posts
    2,792
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    This is good, and you'll get a stiffy off the spiel at the end, Hal.

    I aint got a fucking scooby about cars.

    Can Dil eat it though?

  15. #15
    Your local I.Q. Monitor
    Hugh Cow's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Last Online
    Today @ 08:19 PM
    Location
    Qld/Bangkok
    Posts
    2,168
    Yes wonderful place to visit. So much to see and do. See Sharia law in action in a non islamic country. Take the children site seeing around Rotheram but try not to lose sight of them. Play spot the londoner in London. Get to see Pakistani Culture and way of life without the oppressive heat in Islamabad. Walk down Oxford st and see the latest in fashionable knife proof vests and acid proof visors.
    N.B. Remember the Englsh to English translator that will automatically change any word that may be remotely offensive to the locals and FFS dont ask about Brexit.

  16. #16
    Thailand Expat Dillinger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    27,093
    ^ That's the 'Great' Britain I remember

    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    So, just like you then?
    I'm cultured me..unlike you and that other Norvern monkey Chittychangchang


  17. #17
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    8,495
    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Nationalist claptrap. Brittles are despicable.
    Is that despicable or deplorable, considering we also voted the wrong way?

  18. #18
    Thailand Expat
    YourDaddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Last Online
    Today @ 08:25 PM
    Location
    Council flat. Thanks suckers!
    Posts
    2,863
    We are all made of star stuff

  19. #19
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    8,495
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    This is good, and you'll get a stiffy off the spiel at the end, Hal.

    Never mind the lambo, what colours does this come in?

  20. #20
    Thailand Expat cyrille's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 08:18 PM
    Posts
    16,099
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    See Sharia law in action in a non islamic country. Take the children site seeing around Rotheram but try not to lose sight of them. Play spot the londoner in London. Get to see Pakistani Culture and way of life without the oppressive heat in Islamabad. Walk down Oxford st and see the latest in fashionable knife proof vests and acid proof visors.
    Looks like piwanoi has been reincarnated.

    Obsessed much?

  21. #21
    Thailand Expat
    Klondyke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2014
    Last Online
    Today @ 08:37 PM
    Posts
    4,872
    Mowed six times a week and nurtured for 40 years by this retired joiner... no wonder it's Britain's best lawn
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...best-lawn.html



    Welcome to the British Lawnmower Museum
    British Lawnmower Museum

  22. #22
    'ello 'ello 'ello Luigi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Abuja
    Posts
    22,992
    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Never mind the lambo, what colours does this come in?
    I've ordered mine in the orange and white of the Bitcoin logo.

  23. #23
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    8,495
    That'll piss off our resident critics, bitcoin to the nooom!

    ps: I've been testing the evoai bot and IE, looking good, launching this month, ico still 55c...

  24. #24
    'ello 'ello 'ello Luigi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Abuja
    Posts
    22,992
    Britcoin is where the party is, apparently.


    Hook us up Hal bud, eh.

  25. #25
    Your local I.Q. Monitor
    Hugh Cow's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Last Online
    Today @ 08:19 PM
    Location
    Qld/Bangkok
    Posts
    2,168
    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Looks like piwanoi has been reincarnated.

    Obsessed much?
    Obviously not as much as you seem to be obsessed with me, following me around TD like an infatuated little teenage girl and making some priggish comment as your fantasy and infatuation is not returned. Is it that you have never made anything of your life and are now stuck Tefling? Still better than Engineering where you have to take responsibility for your own work. Stick to teaching your little group of sand sailors how to attract camels in English. Dont mix it with the real men. It just doesn't suit you son.

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •