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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    more like full of shit,
    Beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Didn't get your protein shot this morning, grumpy old tossbag?
    “Yereman expats just fling the stuff anywhere” : 👏

    well done sgt schultz

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    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post
    Problem solved. As I read somewhere, "Toilet paper is a problem for us more hirsute gentlemen. It's like trying to clean peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel."
    Do you mind ... I'm trying to enjoy my lunch now!

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    Thanks Fish...

    According to MadCow.com, the British pay twice as much as the German and French, and nearly three times as much as the Americans for a standard four-pack roll.

    That certainly explains a lot. 'tis all in the economics...

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    Gotta pay for that "free" health care somehow.

    Also ...

    Surprise! Seppos use more toilet paper than anyone else-curry-chef-618x595-jpg

    Dirty bastards, the lot.
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    I think you guys spend way too much time thinking about American ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    I think you guys spend way too much time thinking about American ass.
    Well TP does.

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    ...when he doesn't dream of 'Brittle' cocks.
    It's been a looong spell in the DogHouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    I think you guys spend way too much time thinking about American ass.
    I used to though will admit I'm more concerned about the market these days.

    No, not the fish market but that is another topic all together that may proove difficult to put in the sandbox mentality for your daddy.

    PS. Why don't the Indians just wipe thier bottoms with plastic? Think of the time, water and money they'd save. Just have a squat, pull up the skirt and reach for a piece of plastic.

    Simply discard the plastic where you found it. If and when it rains it's ready for immediate reuse. If not it crusts and flakes off easily. That is if a goat or cow doesn't eat it first.

    Fish, solving the worlds problems one step at a time.

    And now you have to really be thinking to yourselves is this joker serious or has he gone to pot all together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Why don't the Indians just wipe thier bottoms with plastic?
    They don't wipe their bottoms.

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    Well I guess they are well on their way to saving the planet then. I love it, simplicity at it's finest, no buckets required.

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    cut out 50% of usage ,,,, use both sides.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post
    Problem solved.
    There would have to be a lot of bathroom remodeling done to make it feasible.

    Neither one of our bathrooms even have a drain. Also not tiled. Pretty sure that's one of the big reasons they're not widely used here.

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    Adopting bum guns will ensure that plumbers and floor tilers will be flat out busy making sure that Americans (and visitors) will have bright and shiny ring pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post
    Adopting bum guns will ensure that plumbers and floor tilers will be flat out busy making sure that Americans (and visitors) will have bright and shiny ring pieces.
    MACA! #winning.
    Last edited by SKkin; 25-02-2019 at 06:58 PM.

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    Indians do wipe their bottoms. With their fingers. Then smear the resulting debris on whatever is around. Then wander off picking their nose.

    I was in Pahar Ganj in Delhi with a balcony view of a public toilet.

    Orrens

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    Bet you stocked your lookout perch with a good supply of tissue. And binoculars. And hand lotion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Bet you stocked your lookout perch with a good supply of tissue. And binoculars. And hand lotion.
    Tex, is that normally your go to kit?

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    it doesn,t say wot the yanks use said tissue for,,,, i suspect its to wipe there chins.

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    ^works for nose blowing too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    Surprise! Seppos use more toilet paper than anyone else-izal-jpg
    Disgusting stuff, and they're still around!

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    Why is it medicated? Do Brittle schoolchildren have anal warts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Why is it medicated? Do Brittle schoolchildren have anal warts?
    only ex chior boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Why is it medicated? Do Brittle schoolchildren have anal warts?
    Was used first in hospitals, then spread outwards *gag* to domestic and educational premises.

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