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Butterfly · 21-09-2007, 07:39 PM

When you go to a bar, it's considered good pratice to NOT do the following:

- DO NOT BRING your fat ass western girlfriend to watch the girls dancing, it's impolite to upset the other guests

- DO NOT COME with shirt and a tie or in a suit like you were some kind of VIP or High member of society, you will just look like some newbie pervert and would make an easy target for the girls. This rule doesn't apply if you come with a bunch of friends or co-workers to celebrate.

- DO NOT WAI the bar girls or the MAMASAN when you leave, you look like a fucking idiot.

- DO NOT STAND UP and start dancing alone like MJ in the middle of the crowd because you like the music, it's too fucking GAY !!!

- If you had to bring your ugly ass girlfriend (in the case of a threesome), make sure she doesn't get drunk or do the jump on the cat walk to pole dance with the other girls. It's embarrassing for ALL women and it will upset all the guests madly.

More to come when I return from Nana and see more of these "faux pas" in the bars.

baldrick · 21-09-2007, 07:44 PM

maybe the title should read "gogo bars"

chitown · 21-09-2007, 07:47 PM

Let's clarify things.......

Leave the fat farang girls at home and do not think of bringing them to Thailand in the 1st place ........let alone a gogo bar.

November Rain · 21-09-2007, 08:01 PM

As a founding member & Representative for Thailand of FLAB (Family of Lard-Arsed Babes) I would like to lodge my society's official objection to point 1 of Khun Butterfly's OP and also to all of Khun Chitown's post.

I shall be registering the complaint with head offices in Doncaster & St. Paul. Be assured, you will be hearing from some real heavyweights in our legal department.

I should like to direct you to our society motto "A little fat never hurt anyone, except the one at the bottom of the pile" and ask you to be more politically correct in future. You have been warned...

Mid · 21-09-2007, 08:08 PM

no-fat-chicks.de

keda · 21-09-2007, 10:09 PM

Quote:

- DO NOT WAI the bar girls or the MAMASAN when you leave, you look like a fucking idiot.

Yes they do like drips.

Blake7 · 21-09-2007, 10:16 PM

whats wrong with a shirt and tie if you ae going straight from work?
By the way butterfly goes from sweaty golf course to office and then the bars with no change of clothes or shower.
he is french.

Butterfly · 22-09-2007, 09:35 AM

^ you are home early, why ?

I was waiting for you at the bars and warming up your mia nois. Music was great.

sabang · 22-09-2007, 09:52 AM

I find the unwritten rule in Pattaya is that if you are happy and drunk you can get away with most everything and maintain sanuk.
If you are miserable or aggressive and drunk, go home.

Dalton · 22-09-2007, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabang

If you are miserable or aggressive and drunk, go home.

That will be after the police release you in the morning..

sabang · 22-09-2007, 10:41 AM

^

Pui Ying lub you Mak Maa...

britmaveric · 22-09-2007, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

When you go to a bar, it's considered good pratice to NOT do the following:

make sure she doesn't get drunk or do the jump on the cat walk to pole dance with the other girls. It's embarrassing for ALL women and it will upset all the guests madly.

I guess this might be a good example.

Farang Lady Dancing in Beer Bar

chitown · 22-09-2007, 12:34 PM

Vomited in mouth when I saw the fat farang lady dancing.

Vomited in mouth when I saw the Katoey join her.

Although both disgusted me, I was more sickened by the fat farang lady dancing.

britmaveric · 22-09-2007, 12:37 PM

Yeah I've seen worse things in GoGo(s) involving farang ladies and men - luckily not allowed to film there.

The Gentleman Scamp · 22-09-2007, 12:43 PM

I resent paying 100 baht so the tart chatting to me can have a small tumbler of tepid Coca Cola. I don't mind buying a BG a drink if the conversation is real but she should at least have a proper drink.

britmaveric · 22-09-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I resent paying 100 baht so the tart chatting to me can have a small tumbler of tepid Coca Cola. I don't mind buying a BG a drink if the conversation is real but she should at least have a proper drink.

Just buy a bottle of Sang Som - you'll soon have a gaggle of ladies around you - wanting to drink.

The Gentleman Scamp · 22-09-2007, 12:52 PM

I have often been tempted to sneak one in inside my underpants and top myself up when nobody is looking.

britmaveric · 22-09-2007, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I have often been tempted to sneak one in inside my underpants and top myself up when nobody is looking.

They won't mind as long as you buy the mixers and share.

Butterfly · 22-09-2007, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I have often been tempted to sneak one in inside my underpants and top myself up when nobody is looking.

you did already, and so many times, surprised you are not admiting it publicly

kingwilly · 22-09-2007, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I resent paying 100 baht so the tart chatting to me can have a small tumbler of tepid Coca Cola. I don't mind buying a BG a drink if the conversation is real but she should at least have a proper drink.

so she can become an alcoholic !?

21-09-2007, 07:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Butterfly Suspended Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 19,363	Beer Bar Etiquette When you go to a bar, it's considered good pratice to NOT do the following: - DO NOT BRING your fat ass western girlfriend to watch the girls dancing, it's impolite to upset the other guests - DO NOT COME with shirt and a tie or in a suit like you were some kind of VIP or High member of society, you will just look like some newbie pervert and would make an easy target for the girls. This rule doesn't apply if you come with a bunch of friends or co-workers to celebrate. - DO NOT WAI the bar girls or the MAMASAN when you leave, you look like a fucking idiot. - DO NOT STAND UP and start dancing alone like MJ in the middle of the crowd because you like the music, it's too fucking GAY !!! - If you had to bring your ugly ass girlfriend (in the case of a threesome), make sure she doesn't get drunk or do the jump on the cat walk to pole dance with the other girls. It's embarrassing for ALL women and it will upset all the guests madly. More to come when I return from Nana and see more of these "faux pas" in the bars.

21-09-2007, 08:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
November Rain No more heroes Last Online: 19-03-2010 04:59 PM Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bedlam - at full moon Posts: 9,122	As a founding member & Representative for Thailand of FLAB (Family of Lard-Arsed Babes) I would like to lodge my society's official objection to point 1 of Khun Butterfly's OP and also to all of Khun Chitown's post. I shall be registering the complaint with head offices in Doncaster & St. Paul. Be assured, you will be hearing from some real heavyweights in our legal department. I should like to direct you to our society motto "A little fat never hurt anyone, except the one at the bottom of the pile" and ask you to be more politically correct in future. You have been warned... __________________ Quot homines, tot sententiae

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21-09-2007, 07:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
baldrick disturbance in the Turnip Last Online: Today 04:30 AM Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lord Black Adders gutter Posts: 5,813	maybe the title should read "gogo bars"

21-09-2007, 07:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
chitown S U P E R M O D Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangkok Posts: 8,502	Let's clarify things....... Leave the fat farang girls at home and do not think of bringing them to Thailand in the 1st place ........let alone a gogo bar.

21-09-2007, 08:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mid Nautical Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 15,802	no-fat-chicks.de

21-09-2007, 10:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Blake7 Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 08:28 PM Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,269	whats wrong with a shirt and tie if you ae going straight from work? By the way butterfly goes from sweaty golf course to office and then the bars with no change of clothes or shower. he is french.

22-09-2007, 09:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
Butterfly Suspended Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 19,363	^ you are home early, why ? I was waiting for you at the bars and warming up your mia nois. Music was great.

22-09-2007, 09:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
sabang Go ask Alice Last Online: Yesterday 01:28 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: where the streets have no name Posts: 12,560	I find the unwritten rule in Pattaya is that if you are happy and drunk you can get away with most everything and maintain sanuk. If you are miserable or aggressive and drunk, go home.

22-09-2007, 10:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
sabang Go ask Alice Last Online: Yesterday 01:28 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: where the streets have no name Posts: 12,560	^ Pui Ying lub you Mak Maa...

22-09-2007, 12:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
chitown S U P E R M O D Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangkok Posts: 8,502	Vomited in mouth when I saw the fat farang lady dancing. Vomited in mouth when I saw the Katoey join her. Although both disgusted me, I was more sickened by the fat farang lady dancing.

22-09-2007, 12:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
britmaveric nid aur yw popeth melyn Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pattaya Posts: 4,171	Yeah I've seen worse things in GoGo(s) involving farang ladies and men - luckily not allowed to film there.

22-09-2007, 12:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
The Gentleman Scamp Look at me! Last Online: Yesterday 06:17 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: On Nut Beer Garden Posts: 8,536	I resent paying 100 baht so the tart chatting to me can have a small tumbler of tepid Coca Cola. I don't mind buying a BG a drink if the conversation is real but she should at least have a proper drink.

22-09-2007, 12:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
The Gentleman Scamp Look at me! Last Online: Yesterday 06:17 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: On Nut Beer Garden Posts: 8,536	I have often been tempted to sneak one in inside my underpants and top myself up when nobody is looking.

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