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    Predictions for 2019

    Tough call trying to predict the future.

    Some scenarios and events are easier than others to predict.

    Get your predictions in for 2019, a bit of fun...


    I'll kick off with....

    Man City become champions of Europe.

    A hard no deal Brexit for the UK.

    Cyrille gets a personality transplant.

    Dillinger gives up the fags for 13 and 3/4 days and start supporting Wolves FC.

    There's a TD meeting and piss up in Bangkok.

    Trump builds a wall.

    Texpat gets feed from the doghouse for a day.

    Piles posts something edible.

    Bsnub gets a Tesla but wraps it around a Seattle lampost pissed up .

    Somtamslap summits K2 wearing spandex.

    Pragmatic becomes king of the kitchen.


    Anymore???

    Winner of the most correct predictions,this time next year gets a years supply of LoyToys new pizza pie, which can be eaten after 30 minutes on full power in Lulu's Hello Kitty microwave.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Cyrille gets a personality transplant.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Piles posts something edible.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Trump builds a wall
    I predict that those three predictions will not come to pass.

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    Fuck he’s a bore.

    Utterly leaden and endlessly repeated attempts at humour.

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    A few members make it to Thailand for the first time.

    A few members that claim to be long time experts post a recent picture of themselves in Thailand as proof.

    Several members that post cool pictures and trip reports will stop posting on Teakdoor.

    I will still waste time on here everyday reading stuff and watching people attack each other.

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    Loy Toy rules the world in his field!

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    Ipswich Town into Division 1.

    The EU to break apart.

    Papillion will be banned from TD for posting snarfing videos.

    I will become a millionaire, be beloved by all, win a Nobel Prize for Genius and be endlessly surrounded by beautiful swooning women.

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    Elections are finally held in Thailand with predictable results, followed shortly by another coup d'etat.

    LatinDancer takes his long awaited holiday in Thailand and ends up living in klong toey with Noi, a 58 year old crack addict transvestite.

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    to be able to spell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Fuck he’s a bore.

    Utterly leaden and endlessly repeated attempts at humour.
    Bladdy 'ell, somebody's having another grumpy holiday at home.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Cyrille gets a personality transplant.
    I'd probably go for... mentions shortbread half a dozen times, which is half a dozen times more than he gets laid.




    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Dillinger gives up the fags for 13 and 3/4 days and start supporting Wolves FC.
    Ends the year at 150kg.

    Which is still lighter than his wallet.



    Bitcoin hits 500,000USD.

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    SPORT:
    All Blacks win yet another Rugby World Cup.

    POLITICS:

    Washington politics sinks deeper into turmoil until with great relief Donald Trump does his last deal and resigns the office of President to avoid prosecution.
    BREXIT will remain an unresolved mess.
    The Thai elections will not make an appreciable difference in most people's lives.

    ENTERTAINMENT:

    Korea will debut a dozen or so boy bands that will be insanely popular for a week and then they'll sink quickly into obscurity.
    Pues, aquí estamos.

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    Butterfly will be embarrassed by yet another epic fail, but continue to post repetitive shite, in the blind belief that no one notices that he is terminally dim.

    Cyrilles arsehole transplant will reject him.

    Luigi and Manny will move in together and live happily ever after.

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    Liverpool win the league and a 6th European cup and Chitty ends up holidaying in Benidorm, surrounded by jovial Scousers who turn over and set fire to his sky blue touring ambulance.

    Nidhogg finds the Sudoku puzzle in the Bangkok Post in September

    Luigi changes gender and marries the Thai owner of Patpong Yoga before getting deported for stealing
    Hoegarden glasses.

    Nev loses the plot, his mods job and another Donor card in the ATM.

    Dillinger wins POTY after a self vote and couple of long time lurkers vote for him at 10.10am on January 2nd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Liverpool win the league and a 6th European cup and Chitty ends up holidaying in Benidorm, surrounded by jovial Scousers who turn over and set fire to his sky blue touring ambulance.

    Nidhogg finds the Sudoku puzzle in the Bangkok Post in September

    Luigi changes gender and marries the Thai owner of Patpong Yoga before getting deported for stealing
    Hoegarden glasses.

    Nev loses the plot, his mods job and another Donor card in the ATM.

    Dillinger wins POTY after a self vote and couple of long time lurkers vote for him at 10.10am on January 2nd.
    that must be the top tender for POST OF THE EAR.

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    Phrayut will become democratically elected Prime Minister.

    Illegal Mexicans will be paid to build the wall and stay on the Mexican side.

    A Lil'Ayes Pie shop will open in Nan.

    Smeg will buy TD.

    Cyrille will post a picture thread.

    Jeff and Snubbers will visit LOS.

    Chitty will stop posting drunk.
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    I cannot even boil and egg.

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    Lulu will be abducted by a bitter pomeranian owning Lanna lady and will spend 6 months in treatment after getting lipstick buggered by the pack in many positions they'd not previously explored using his new found yoga techniques.




    Dill will drop 3 stone, stop smoking and get picked up by an adult animation studio – sadly never to be heard on TD again although his work is obvious by the Citeh references that obliquely make their way into the animations – the studio none the wiser.


    Cy will get discovered as a long term serial stalker and abductor when his CM house gets broken into and police investigate. He'll get intimate will lots of low brow types in the BKK Hilton, develop his Thai language skills and they will make a film about his exploits using footage from Cam001 through 13


    Manny will finally solve all 1260 versions of the Xmas Cracker puzzle but will have a melt down when Foobar posts the 2019 cracker because the bastard includes the Square Root argument


    Princess will buy a Tesla but it will melt when she attaches it to her home made PowerWall, the resulting debt and legal suit by Tesla forces her out of the basement to take up a pizza delivery opening but sadly she gets sacked for delivering 15 slice pizzas in a cloud of alcohol fumes.


    Brexit will result in a Canada or Norway ++++ deal, the EU though will flounder later in 2019 as infighting and immigration lead to populist riots. The Gent and Buttfly continue their borefest.


    ThaiDupp will complete TD towers and decide to open a top end building firm with Kpot.


    Barry will momentously post a whole day without the word Fuck.


    Hick and DJ will reappear as owners of TD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naptownmike View Post
    A few members that claim to be long time experts post a recent picture of themselves in Thailand as poofs.
    ...a more likely scenario...

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    1GBP = 34 Baht

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    bsnub will get out of the drunk tank and resume posting soon.

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    ...SKkin will liquidate his investment in tin foil...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...SKkin will liquidate his investment in tin foil...
    By selling it to NPT

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    Gold will reach £1400 an oz around Brexit time
    My prediction of £1000+ for Christmas/New Year has come to pass.

    And yes I have money invested in them.

    Apart from that my life will be swirling around before being flushed away. Jury service on 7th January

    Orrens

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...SKkin will liquidate his investment in tin foil...
    already done...and using info from a very reliable source, I've put it all into Legos...

    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Fact. Lego sets are better investment than stocks, short term or long term.

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    ^ Bet the guy above you bought paper gold.

    Remember Gerald Celente and MF Global?

    That was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Remember Gerald Celente and MF Global?
    Jon Corzine will run for US President in 2020.


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