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    The Dark Overlord will disrupt the matrix...


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    go to work, come home, drink x 365

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    OHOH will ask for Vlads hand in marriage and klondyke will be the best man.
    LD will be seen waffling "never post about my private life on TD" whilst simultaneously kicking himself up the ass.
    Botfly will be deported to Algeria after stowing away in a truck bound for Dover after Brexit.
    Troy will write a book titled My E.U. wet dream and why i fell in love with Jean - Claude.
    SA will be removed from his current residence at the Pattaya public toilets and relocated to the Pattaya Asylum for the terminally stupid.
    Cheryl will write her follow up novel to the thoroughly riveting "My life and train spotting", rumoured to be titled, "The joys of counting train wheels"
    Za will have a sex change but noone will notice.
    BLD will drown in a pool of beer lao and no one will notice that either.
    Everyone will still be arguing over climate change.
    Dill will be caught producing porn movies starring Lulu Titled "how to do porn with a prosthetic dick".
    Tomcat will become a born again Christian and start distributing watchtower leaflets at Gay venues.
    TuskageeBen will return to school and finally pass the third grade.
    Earl will stop drinking bourbon with piss chasers.
    Oh.. and stroller will still be a coont.

    On a different note remember those good posters on TD we admired who are no longer with us this year, and mourn the fact that the shite posters still are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    OHOH will ask for Vlads hand in marriage and klondyke will be the best man.
    Happy New Year to your good self.

    Unfortunately I am unable to consummate his demands. In addition Lavrov has expressed concerns at being labelled as the maid of honour. We fear the happy event will dissolve away. A tragic tale worthy of the production of a movie. The major obstacles are THE LORDS fondness for bear wrestling and Klondyke's inexperience of Russian Doll construction.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    2019 will start with a delay to Brexit and "Yellow Vests" on the street.
    I'll race a yak
    I'll really stick to going to the gym and eating right-yeah right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    Tomcat will become a born again Christian and start distributing watchtower leaflets at Gay venues.
    ...may your ample anus be infested with fire ants...

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    How u know it ample?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    How u know it ample?
    ...Tinder pic...I swiped right...

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    I feel honoured to be the subject of Gay fantasies....As long as they stay just that.

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    China will land a probe on the far side of the moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    China will land a probe on the far side of the moon.
    ...using purloined Western technology...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    purloined

    purloin verb [ T ]
    uk /pəˈlɔɪn/ us /pɚˈlɔɪn/ formal or humorous


    to steal something:


    I was using a pen that I'd purloined from the office.


    https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dic...nglish/purloin



    Put up your evidence or as usual you post your private fantasies.


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    ...^kindly post your graduation certificate from FastEnglishNow, Inc. ...

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    ^Your diverting, again.

    I predict another example of your exorbitant eating behaviour, to amuse the noodle eaters.
    Last edited by OhOh; 03-01-2019 at 03:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Your diverting heart
    ...another Hank Williams favorite...

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    Ladies, its all getting a bit fractious this new year.

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    I predict that I'll drive to Chiang Mai tomorrow. Then drive back again a week or so later.

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    After reading Billy Connolly's latest interview, living with Parkinson's at age 75, the Big Yin might be doing well to see out the year. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    I predict that I'll drive to Chiang Mai tomorrow. Then drive back again a week or so later.
    Its like you're clairvoyant. Will the trip yield another CM Pooch fettling thread? or perhaps something even more exotic

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    Well, you know. I'm not one to tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Well, you know. I'm not one to tell.
    Yes, your discretion is assured until after the deed ya devil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    I predict that I'll drive to Chiang Mai tomorrow. Then drive back again a week or so later.
    Surely it's a lot cheaper to fly to CM than put petrol in a car, plus adding all the mileage to it and the sheer inconvenience?

    I'm predicting you are trafficking some more spear chuckers.

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    Unfortunately I'm currently not in possession of my passport and I'm not allowed within 200 meters of an international airport.

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    Surely you can get a passport for each of your multiniks?

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    ^^ ooh dear

    Drive carefully

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