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    tomcat will descend from his balcony to mingle with the vulgar herd...

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    ...I'd never survive the fall...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
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    Lulu will get a proper manscaping...

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    Things will be worse

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    my other ball will drop

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    Predictions for 2019-capture-jpg

    Here's the prediction. Top line. The democrat nomination for POTUS 2020.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...I'd never survive the fall...

    Well......you might be surprised, TC.
    Things are usually never what they appear to be.

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    Loy Toy has bought a field? Issan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Things are usually never what they appear to be.
    ...a vulgar herd is always what it appears to be...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostandfound View Post
    Loy Toy has bought a field? Issan?

    Wheat field. Makes the flour for the pies now.

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    My prediction is that this time next year, people will still be arguing about Brexit.

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    By the first quarter of this next year, nature will have her comeuppance - directing vengeance towards those most destructively responsible.

    Thinning out the herd considerably.

    Enjoy the spectacle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    By the first quarter of this next year, nature will have her comeuppance - directing vengeance towards those most destructively responsible.

    Thinning out the herd considerably.

    Enjoy the spectacle.
    Great so it'll be like the Walking Dead, i'll start getting my survivalist shit together asap. Unlike the idiots in the WD I am going to get properly suited up with Titanium Mail - ain't no fuker biting me unless I paid for it. Oh and a still and i'm gonna fill both my spare rooms with grain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Great so it'll be like the Walking Dead, i'll start getting my survivalist shit together asap. Unlike the idiots in the WD I am going to get properly suited up with Titanium Mail - ain't no fuker biting me unless I paid for it. Oh and a still and i'm gonna fill both my spare rooms with grain.
    Errr you'll need mousetraps. Mice pee all over the grain as well as eating it.

    I knew a guy with small brewery and he was surprised to have an infestation of mice. How stupid can you be and yet remember to breathe ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orrens View Post
    Errr you'll need mousetraps. Mice pee all over the grain as well as eating it.

    I knew a guy with small brewery and he was surprised to have an infestation of mice. How stupid can you be and yet remember to breathe ?

    Orrens
    Orrens, thanks for the heads up - i'm new to this survivalist thing. I've already cornered the Camping Gaz refill market tho!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    bsnub will get out of the drunk tank and resume posting soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    By the first quarter of this next year, nature will have her comeuppance - directing vengeance towards those most destructively responsible.

    Thinning out the herd considerably.

    Enjoy the spectacle.
    Sadly nature does not work like that. It is totally indiscriminate, which also explains your continued presence.

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    Boring dumb multi nicks like pseudo/nincompoop will be jailed for being useless dumb twats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Sadly nature does not work like that. It is totally indiscriminate....

    Are you sure about that, Chas?

    Or, might you be repeating something that you've been conditioned to acknowledge vacant of truth.

    Juxtaposing paradoxes are toxic.
    Predictable from your ilk.
    Akin to the culture.


    .....still haven't a clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Boring dumb multi nicks like pseudo/nincompoop will be jailed for being useless dumb twats.
    Erudite

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Erudite
    Prepare to qualify pseudo you useless dole scrounging twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Are you sure about that, Chas?

    Or, might you be repeating something that you've been conditioned to acknowledge vacant of truth.

    Juxtaposing paradoxes are toxic.
    Predictable from your ilk.
    Akin to the culture.


    .....still haven't a clue.
    you have alway been clueless Jeff. You have constructed a paradigm from a failure to understand the real world. Broken hippies like you are a dime a dozen.

    Nature is rightly unpredictable, you are the opposite.

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    My 2019 predictions:

    I'll have a hangover on January 1

    I'll vow never to drink again and then find the brandy...

    Europe will have a bad winter but it will wait for me to return end of January.

    It will rain in Holland during the whole of the first week of April while I'm at Kukenhof gardens.

    The Italians will be a pain in the arse to work with as usual. The Spanish will be easier but do nothing and the Germans will think I'm employed so they don't have to do anything.

    I'll have to prove why they pay me a fortune...again

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    Have you tried the Turkish ?

    They think you don't know what you are talking about and go and do what they think is right invariably breaking things and then get it working in an agricultural way and think they are wonderful, so then you can begin the painstaking process of repairing the machine to its rightful state so it runs at full noise reliably and they want to know why you touched something they had fixed perfectly

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    ^ Here's an Italian version of that in software.

    Several programs making up a product and the monitoring program is going astray, taking up CPU resources. The Italians write a script to start everything and then kill the monitoring program. They then claim that not only have they fixed the monitoring program but also there are less faults being reported.

    Had to give them a jolly good slapping for that one.

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