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    Your hotel reviews

    I have cut down on my hotel spending. Times are tough and credit card points are getting stingy.

    So, just came back from Patterz and stayed at the new Centre Point adjacent to Terminal 21.

    BTW, gotta join the doom and gloom crowd and say Pattaya indeed looks dead. I think it was a mistake building this mall as the Central Festival looks creepily creepy. I can honestly say that there seems to be at least 50% less customers than last year.

    Anyhoo.... on to the pics.

    The hotel itself is a bit of a disappointment. Not worth the money even on the "cheap" rate at US$ 120 a night. It does come with free breakfast and depending on the room you can have it on the first floor with all the Chinese commoners or at the rooftop. We got a free room upgrade and got a rooftop breaky. Hint: I noticed that a lot of hotels in Pattaya will upgrade your room if you don't come with a hooker.














    Full flush or light flush Cyrille?



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    Is this the hotel not selling any alcohol ?

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    Who's the little fat chick on the balcony?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Who's the little fat chick on the balcony?
    YourDaddy's landlady and meal ticket.

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    Oh geez... finally getting some replies.

    Gone to Millennium Hilton tomorrow for a 3 day Valentine spree.

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    Full flush or light flush Cyrille?
    What does it mean by 'nozzle clean'? Does some diminutive , smoking hot lass jump out and clean your 'nozzle' when you press that button??

    Also - those Japanese words for 'full flush' actually translates as 'Go fcuk yourself - Nippon twat'. I'm not sure about the words used for 'light flush', but it includes the phrase 'miniscule penis'.
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    That was educational.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Who's the little fat chick on the balcony?
    Anywhoo.... true story.

    Some time ago when she was 6 years younger and 6 kilos skinnier I met her mom who straight out told me.... why do you want to be with my daughter? She is not pretty . Since then I was being pushed to "get marry" and felt the obligation since she virtually adopted me into her house like a dog.

    Sure, my sex life is terrible. Sure my lungs are filled with particles and my diet consists of Gaviscon, but hey.... livin' the dream!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Some time ago when she was 6 years younger and 6 kilos skinnier


    Was she ever 6 inches taller?

    Does she trouble the tape past 5' ?


    Just asking like ... no disrespect intended ... horses for courses and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post



    Appears Pattaya has increased the height of the railings to make it more difficult for asshats to try and do a swan dive.

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    Appears Pattaya has increased the height of the railings to make it more difficult for asshats to try and do a swan dive.
    Or she's a dwarf...

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    went there a few weeks ago. and agree its not up to scratch yet. Pool is especially poorly designed, though the rooms are pretty cool.
    breakfast on the roof is a shambles also

    if you go for the seafood buffet you can bring your own booze with no corkage however
    we won it at wemberlee
    we on it in gay paree...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Its a good job only YDs better half doesn't pass forum muster
    It's a little unfair because 90% of the time when she is with me she likes to wear baggy clothes just to annoy the shit out of me.





    Chatrium Riverside.


    Good value for money if you book outside of season. Starting to show its age, but spacious comfortable rooms (I always get 1 bedroom suite), decent breakfast and a nice choice of welcome drinks. Highly recommended at USD $100 per night including tax.





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    What are you on about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    why do you want to be with my daughter? She is not pretty


    I guess we'll never know...


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    They refurbished the rooms at millennium hilton and I don't like it. Review coming in 3 days.

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