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    Life - what's that about then?

    What's it all about? I ask.

    We don't get any say in being born. Some bloke and some bint spend a few minutes bumping and grinding and nine months later we appear in the world. Nobody fucking asks us first. It's something foisted upon us by two people 15, 20, 25, 30 or more years older than us! Then what? Are we free to do what we want? Are we fuck. Suck on this tit. Stick this bottle in yer gob. Take a spoon full of this gooey shite for yer breakfast son, and shit in this nappy and sit in it for a while while I cook yer dad's dinner.

    And when we get a bit bigger, they take us off to school, whether we like it or not. Don't wanna go to school? Fuck you. You're going. For the next decade! And any more of yer shite, whack. Somebody bigger than you will whack you and tell you to follow the "rules". Rules they fucking made without asking me. Bastards.

    Then after forcing you to go to school, they then force you to go and get a fucking job. Don't wanna work? Find yourself somewhere else to stay then. Fook off. So you're stuck with working for a living. And if you get sick of it and want to top yourself, it's against the fooking law in most countries so you become a criminal for wanting to end your shitty life. It's just not fucking fair, is it? So what are your options then? Drink or post on TD! Or both! Well, here's my post. I'm off to the fridge to get me beer. Fuck off.

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    Bit angry Nev?

    I got the pleasure of FiL hospitalised with cancer to look forward to, so yeah it does suck and blow sometimes

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    Hello Happy Nev

    At the risk of pissing you off further, I'll share my beliefs.

    We did choose to be born at that moment and to those people but most then choose to not remember it.

    Our purpose is to accept all things in this world fully (including suffering) by observance, so that we may help others do the same.

    enjoy your beer

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    Spot on, Nev!!


    It's all about complete mindless consumption, accumulation, destruction, distractions, extended dumbing-down, etc.....

    Fuck off, if ya can't abide by the rules.

    Serene Jeff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe View Post

    We did choose to be born at that moment and to those people but most then choose to not remember it.

    Our purpose is to accept all things in this world fully (including suffering) by observance, so that we may help others do the same.


    Yes...being fulla-shit applies as well.

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    PS: stay clear of see through sky bridges for a spell

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    Well, the juries out, but, may well beat being dead.

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    Good job I've lost my climbing rope and my condo wings. Bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Good job I've lost my climbing rope
    Lulu mentioned buying a 6 foot one in the Bitcoin thread

    Just saying like








    Can I have your Garmin Forerunner ?

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    In case you're thinking of jumping Nev ..

    Years ago back home I was visting a friend in hospital, in the bed opposite him was an Indian guy who had just had both his legs amputated and visiting him was another Indian bloke.

    Apparently they'd made a pact to jump off a building together and the one took the run up and stopped.
    I thought it was funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    We don't get any say in being born. Some bloke and some bint spend a few minutes bumping and grinding and nine months later we appear in the world. Nobody fucking asks us first. It's something foisted upon us by two people 15, 20, 25, 30 or more years older than us! Then what?
    You are sounding a bit antinatalist today nev.

    It is an interesting philosophical line.

    But given the increasing moral acceptability of topping yourself these days, plus the wide variety of practical methods, on balance, I don't think anybody can really have anything too much to grumble about.

    Life begins and ends in nothingness and our private spark of consciousness follows a meandering trajectory of fate in between, on our personal road to nowhere.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Lulu mentioned buying a 6 foot one in the Bitcoin thread
    Manny is right, Luigi is a bounder. I think I'm gonna send him a grey repo.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Can I have your Garmin Forerunner ?
    No. I need to check my heart rate when I'm doing a swallow dive, and then I'll need to check it again once I hit the concrete at the bottom. Just to be sure, of course.
    And anyway, you said it was rubbish.

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    I would like your repo because....I don't care about repo.

    Jing si, sii, see, sea and C.

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    Ya Dong and fags.
    'Tis all ya need.


    Existence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    I would like your repo because....I don't care about repo.

    Jing si, sii, see, sea and C.
    Oi fuk off Hick, i'm the whore here. Tout somewhere else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Oi fuk off Hick, i'm the whore here.
    ja makin me horny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    You are sounding a bit antinatalist today nev.
    I need a second opinion on that.

    Jeff!
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    It is an interesting philosophical line.
    Sorry abut that. It wasn't intentional.

    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    But given the increasing moral acceptability of topping yourself these days, plus the wide variety of practical methods, on balance, I don't think anybody can really have anything too much to grumble about.
    Deny me my grumble, will ya? Bastard!

    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Life begins and ends in nothingness and our private spark of consciousness follows a meandering trajectory of fate in between, on our personal road to nowhere.
    Sounds about right.

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    Spot on. Green owed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    when I'm doing a swallow dive
    If you're gonna go out, go out in style like the Norwegian guy with the gun, knives and rope or if it has to be a dive do a two and a half somersault with twist a couple of tucks and try and finish with a triple pike ala Jason Statham





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    A good few guests looking in now to see if Neverna will find his Nirvana

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    Into life, with nothing I came and with nothing I go, in between how can I be less.

    All is just a dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    What's it all about? I ask.

    We don't get any say in being born. Some bloke and some bint spend a few minutes bumping and grinding and nine months later we appear in the world. Nobody fucking asks us first. It's something foisted upon us by two people 15, 20, 25, 30 or more years older than us! Then what? Are we free to do what we want? Are we fuck. Suck on this tit. Stick this bottle in yer gob. Take a spoon full of this gooey shite for yer breakfast son, and shit in this nappy and sit in it for a while while I cook yer dad's dinner.

    And when we get a bit bigger, they take us off to school, whether we like it or not. Don't wanna go to school? Fuck you. You're going. For the next decade! And any more of yer shite, whack. Somebody bigger than you will whack you and tell you to follow the "rules". Rules they fucking made without asking me. Bastards.

    Then after forcing you to go to school, they then force you to go and get a fucking job. Don't wanna work? Find yourself somewhere else to stay then. Fook off. So you're stuck with working for a living. And if you get sick of it and want to top yourself, it's against the fooking law in most countries so you become a criminal for wanting to end your shitty life. It's just not fucking fair, is it? So what are your options then? Drink or post on TD! Or both! Well, here's my post. I'm off to the fridge to get me beer. Fuck off.

    Happy Nev.
    Edit: And you get complete fooking strangers ont' internet demanding I do a two and a half somersault with twist a couple of tucks and finish with a triple pike ala Jason Statham!!

    Can't even balcony dive in peace!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    If you're gonna go out, go out in style like the Norwegian guy with the gun, knives and rope or if it has to be a dive do a two and a half somersault with twist a couple of tucks and try and finish with a triple pike ala Jason Statham

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    They've not offered to be there for you yet Nev

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    They've not offered to be there for you yet Nev
    They haven't even told me where yet. Bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    They haven't even told me where yet. Bastards.
    Well i think we can rule out roof top water tanks, too much heat at the mo, TDCSI advice required?

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    A fresh tact might be in order, Nev.

    Opportunities to be explored are endless when stepping into the misanthropic side of the pool.
    A truer sense well being.


    FUCK 'EM ALL.



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