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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Sorry guys:


    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/an...on-everything/

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    I stand corrected. The goodread web site has it attributed to both Allen and Carlin, so obviously flawed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    Kinda lucky my job allows this and pays me enough to have the occasional splurge.
    That is what a tefler's salary is for after all.

    I like that term 'splurge'. Sounds vaguely onomatopoeic.

    I presume you are referring to the pay day visit to the red light district and unloading a months worth of man porridge onto a local lady of the night's back while she has her face buried in the pillow!


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    We are pleased to inform you of the release results of FREELOTTO-JACKPOT ONLINE SWEEPSTAKES INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM held on the 15th of November, 2018 in Brussels Belgium.
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    You've gotta look at the cold hard facts and ask yourself some pretty tough questions.

    We're existing on an atmospheric rock floating around in void of unfathomable dimensions - or so they tell us.

    Bullshit. I'm not buying into that crock of nonsense. As far as I'm, concerned I'm the protagonist in Project Human, which I have since dubbed the Slap Show, and the only thing that exists is what is in front of me, the here and now - everyone and everything else are playing bit parts.

    Respond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post

    Respond.
    ok...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    As far as I'm, concerned I'm the protagonist in Project Human, which I have since dubbed the Slap Show, and the only thing that exists is what is in front of me, the here and now - everyone and everything else are playing bit parts.
    That is exactly the psychology that our genes have carved out for us over the course of the last 100,000 years of human cognitive evolution.

    So slap has a point. Why piss into the wind. Go with the flow. Slough off the cultural window dressing of civilisation and grasp your inner Neanderthal!

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    Look when life is not dishing pussy to you on a plate, your right hand will never let you down whilst you still have it

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Look when life is not dishing pussy to you on a plate, your right hand will never let you down whilst you still have it
    or throat...

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    Hick, that is more than i needed to know,

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    Well I'll stop there then.

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    Yeah, real flexibility in terms of dealing with what life has dished you out.

    Who took that picture for you hick? I guess all that Zen stuff has paid dividends in terms of your flexibility.

    The fish.

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    Wait a minute, no tats. That's not the hick we all know. I'm calling BS on this one.

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    Just an example fish...

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    There is a reason for living.
    Tomorrow I can buy Fullers beer for £1.73 a pint.

    Thats enough for me to carry on with this pointless farce.
    And yes I do read philosophy for fun and profit.

    Orrens
    His get up and go was held in a queue.

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    Either way you end up with mud on your face, you big disgrace...

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    ...kicking your can all over the place

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Kinda lucky my internet connection and Youtube allows me this too.
    Only up to a point. Standing on top of a mountain that you climbed just for the view.
    The Aurora Borealis.
    The Pyramids at Giza.

    All these things can be captured on camera or film, but unless you were there in person .......

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    Do the world a great favour.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    ...kicking your can all over the place
    midwife crisis

    I thought I was dead once from the waistdown, twas just cramp from a cummerbund,a stropping lad of your alleged 'proclivities' could go on enjoying life for hours, days even like a can of beans.
    I've got 2 left of a packet of 3 from Songkran sent as an attachment to perk u up a bit

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    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    What's it all about? I ask.

    We don't get any say in being born. Some bloke and some bint spend a few minutes bumping and grinding and nine months later we appear in the world. Nobody fucking asks us first. It's something foisted upon us by two people 15, 20, 25, 30 or more years older than us! Then what? Are we free to do what we want? Are we fuck. Suck on this tit. Stick this bottle in yer gob. Take a spoon full of this gooey shite for yer breakfast son, and shit in this nappy and sit in it for a while while I cook yer dad's dinner.

    And when we get a bit bigger, they take us off to school, whether we like it or not. Don't wanna go to school? Fuck you. You're going. For the next decade! And any more of yer shite, whack. Somebody bigger than you will whack you and tell you to follow the "rules". Rules they fucking made without asking me. Bastards.

    Then after forcing you to go to school, they then force you to go and get a fucking job. Don't wanna work? Find yourself somewhere else to stay then. Fook off. So you're stuck with working for a living. And if you get sick of it and want to top yourself, it's against the fooking law in most countries so you become a criminal for wanting to end your shitty life. It's just not fucking fair, is it? So what are your options then? Drink or post on TD! Or both! Well, here's my post. I'm off to the fridge to get me beer. Fuck off.
    Dry your eyes Buddy. No one like a whinger.

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    Keeps the rage reds coming as they make me hard thinking of you all butthurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foobar View Post
    Dry your eyes Buddy. No one like a whinger.
    Thanks, buddy.

    Quote Originally Posted by foobar View Post
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    Keeps the rage reds coming as they make me hard thinking of you all butthurt.
    No rage, no butthurt. I just like seeing you cry about them. I guess that's just part of your life, eh?

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    [QUOTE=Neverna

    Then after forcing you to go to school, they then force you to go and get a fucking job. [/QUOTE]

    You didn't fall for that shit, did you?
    Hippie rules OK!

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    It's about time.
    And everything turns, turns, turns.

    Currently it's about a room in Dallas TX. Earn money, buy time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    It's about time.
    And everything turns, turns, turns.

    Currently it's about a room in Dallas TX. Earn money, buy time.
    Is Lulu with you, the wandering Gigolo

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