Thread: Life - what's that about then?

Just ask Cyrille to pull up a chair and tell you his life story. You will slip into unconciousness and just fade away into never neverna land in no time at all. Just to be safe, make sure you pin a note to your shirt saying "not to be resuscitated if Cyrille stops talking."


Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily,merrily, merrily,merrily life is but a dream.

Indeed, come sit on Chitty's therapy sofa.

Don't forget a bottle of Sang Som and three large Changs

Then we can listen to this.....



The world will seem a different place

Well, at least we now know why Neverna is such an ignorant clod. He only had a decade of formal education.

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Just ask Cyrille to pull up a chair and tell you his life story. You will slip into unconsciousness and

Reachy will be right behind .

Nev, buy yourself a litle green truck to work on.

That will help get you through male menopause, apparently.

you don't HAVE to do nothing - except die.


pithy/ profound







(and pay taxes if you are in Australia)

Did Nev jump in the end?

prolly looking for leftover puddles as we type...

Here you go Nev - wise words from Woody Allen:


“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”

Originally Posted by bowie

Well, the juries out, but, may well beat being dead.

Some things we'll never know.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”

Good quote from the woodster there nidhogg.

Is that from a movie script?

I can't remember that one.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Fuller's India Pale Ale.

7/10. I much prefer their London Pride.

Seems like a pretty potent brew. I will have to look in Dan Murphy's next time I am in.

Originally Posted by Looper

Seems like a pretty potent brew. I will have to look in Dan Murphy's next time I am in.

Looks like Earl got to the bottle first.

^If one bottle does that to nev then that would explain some of Earls posts as he has been skulling that stuff for years!

Originally Posted by Looper

You finish off as an orgasm

No. You end up swimming around a hot sweaty ball bag watching millions of your brothers and sisters frequently being spat onto the family graveyard crusty sock

Sorry guys:
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/110...o-live-my-life

Look who's come to haunt Nev's ghost...

For me: to see and experience the world as much as possible. Kinda lucky my job allows this and pays me enough to have the occasional splurge.

Originally Posted by Mandaloopy

For me: to see and experience the world as much as possible.

Kinda lucky my internet connection and Youtube allows me this too.

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily,merrily, merrily,merrily life is but a dream.

Nice.

Originally Posted by Looper

Seems like a pretty potent brew.

I had a mini-hangover this morning (brewing companies trying to control how I feel!!). My usual delicious cup of tea tasted shite and I was forced to eat a bar of chocolate for breakfast (multi-milion dollar companies with an interest in sugar controlling me!). They are all interlinked. We have no choices in our lives. THEY control us. Pseudolus was right all along.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Sorry guys:
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/110...o-live-my-life