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    Scared shitless?

    It's not to be meant as not making it to the hong mnyie.

    I know there is, from responsive members. Another Debatable story. As always a different take.

    Lets hear about it.

    As an example I do not mind my life currently. Knowing reality that can change in an instant.

    So when has your life puckered? As in either you go on or hold the flag.

    I'm sure there are a few stories here.

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    Well, its still a bit raw, difficult, but one word... Princess, i thinks she's going to leave me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    It's not to be meant as not making it to the hong mnyie.

    I know there is, from responsive members. Another Debatable story. As always a different take.

    Lets hear about it.

    As an example I do not mind my life currently. Knowing reality that can change in an instant.

    So when has your life puckered? As in either you go on or hold the flag.

    I'm sure there are a few stories here.
    You first FFS.
    Quite frankly, I for one am getting sick of your shit.

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    Puckered...Hmm...

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    Cojo, really? Like the dog has no pics of pinching a wicket Shit.

    I'll believe your bull shit if you just tell the truth. I was going to say " fess up" though I thought it might get lost in the transliteration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Cojo, really? Like the dog has no pics of pinching a wicket Shit.

    I'll believe your bull shit if you just tell the truth. I was going to say " fess up" though I thought it might get lost in the transliteration.
    Fuck off.

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    When I stepped out of the darkness into the light I had only two things on my mind....

    fish (cod in spacific) and home

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    Translation anyone?

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    There was a time. Mind you, I was 13 or 14.
    My parents went to a neighbouring property ( around 5km down the coast) to look after it when the old lady had to go to hospital. She had two "special needs" sons who were around my dad's age but couldn't really fend for themselves. They could work, cut copra ect, but not really do things around the house properly.
    I was left on the plantation, alone, to hold the fort. No biggie normally, however a hurricane rolled in, and it was a doozy.
    The storm surge came during the night, and at high tide the waves were slamming against the front of the house with water pouring in through the gap between the wall and the roof.
    The house was awash with water and sand.
    I took the matress off my brother's bed and put it on my bed, and climbed into my bed under his matress, there to spend the night, listening to the storm, the waves, the crashing... and praying.
    In the morning it looked like the house had been built on the beach as sand had been washed up and extended to well behind the house, where the boat had ended up, too. The house was a mess of wet sand.
    End of story. Yeah, I was very scared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    There was a time. Mind you, I was 13 or 14..
    Manny, you've done it now, Teachy will capture that under M in his indexed book of posts tidbits.

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    He's back again..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Manny, you've done it now, Teachy will capture that under M in his indexed book of posts tidbits.
    Little Boy Lu is the one with the indexed book of tidbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Manny, you've done it now, Teachy will capture that under M in his indexed book of posts tidbits.
    Yeah that one hit the ground with a resounding thud, Mo.

    Great nickname btw.

    Do you somehow consider it odd that people remember at least parts of your endless catalogue of lies and bs over several fora?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Translation anyone?
    'I'm drunk, I'm an idiot, and I'm posting esoteric babble to come off as cool', maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    'I'm drunk, I'm an idiot
    That covers it.

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    Admittedly I was drunk. I should quit that shit
    The things we do for fun. Some day I'll write a book. How not to get shot in Merka comes to mind .

    Did I ever tell you about the time that I was...wait for the paperback then. Not the time or place, really.
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    PS. Do you guys ever go anywhere or do anything?


    I bet it has to suck to be average. All of my good stories are ten years old, the better ones fifteen.

    lucky I took notes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    'I'm drunk, I'm an idiot, and I'm posting esoteric babble to come off as cool', maybe.
    Same bat time, same bat Channel.

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    Shit, he's on to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    PS. Do you guys ever go anywhere or do anything? .
    Can't i'm afraid, got me puppy Princess to look after, she needs loads of attention and keeps having little accidents i have to clear up.

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    Had a knife put to my eye in London, that wasn't very nice. Never had any issues traveling and working in Honduras or rebel-held areas of northern Shan State/Kachin state when I took my hols in Myanmar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    Had a knife put to my eye in London, that wasn't very nice.
    ?? Yeah! Not very nice at all.
    I was "concerned" enough when a guy pulled a gun on his bint near me a few months back. A knife to the eye is definitely up there in shitting-your-pants territory.

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    Sounds spooky. Good thing you made it out alive.
    Seems to me a few years ago I was writing about a band of brothers. They jumped me but alas I lived to tell the tail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Good thing you made it out alive.
    Or with binocular vision

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    A few years ago there was a black and white craze here.
    I had I guy in a tavern ask me where I stood. I said " You're asking me? " This after some brothers we dragging defenseless women out of their cars and beating them at random not too far away.

    Needless to say I took a few for their BLM cause. I do understand the frustration though there are proper ways to vent.

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