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    Points to ponder

    Light travels 91m miles from the sun, and your shadow deprives it from reaching the ground in the last few feet!

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    Why is it that all instruments searching the cosmos for intelligent life are pointing away from Earth?

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    Neil Armstrong, the first man to step on the moon, is A Lien backwards.

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    The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes of mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.

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    Lost a few brain cells just looking at this.


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    Why are there 5 syllables in 'monosyllabic'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes of mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.

    ftfm
    Sez hoo

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    I like Chukaten Thai Muay, got lots in the Garden and every time I see one it never fails to make me smile.

    Yes its spelt wrong Cy you cock womble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Neil Armstrong, the first man to step on the moon, is A Lien backwards.
    Wouldn't it actually be Gnortsmra Lien.

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    'Rhythm" is the longest word not containing any vowels (afaik).

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Wouldn't it actually be Gnortsmra Lien.
    Which is endlessly more uncanny because the Gnortmar Lien (sometimes spelled "Knortsmar") named after the German financier and famous Rothchild business rival, was used after a debt was incurred by NASA in the Apollo 11 Project.
    The Gnortsmar Lien is one in which the collateral is non-recoverable, eg stages one and two of Apollo 11.

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    How many people jumped to Google?
    Gotcha.

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    Fucker!

    I didn't Google it though

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Light travels 91m miles from the sun, and your shadow deprives it from reaching the ground in the last few feet!
    Light does not travel, it is everywhere but it is surrounded by dark matter.
    The sun is nothing but a dark sucker which removes the dark with the speed of dark and then you can see the light.

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    Heh. Nobody will be checking Google for that one
    But it does have a ring of plausibility to it for the ignoratti, I suppose

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    'Rhythm" is the longest word not containing any vowels (afaik).
    Rhythms?

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    ^ Point!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Why are there 5 syllables in 'monosyllabic'?
    Jabir,...thanks for the fun thoughtful OPs... Have a great day,...sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    Light does not travel, it is everywhere but it is surrounded by dark matter.
    The sun is nothing but a dark sucker which removes the dark with the speed of dark and then you can see the light.
    I shall meditate on that, consequences down to you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    ^ Point!
    7 letters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuskegeeBen View Post
    Have a great day,...sir.
    Don't you mean "Massah, Sah"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Rhythms?
    Yep. Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Rhythms?
    Symphysy.

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