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    An unreserved apology to members

    Chaps and chapesses,


    Although a long time member, lurker and now a short time poster I feel I need to make an editorial apology for a number of posting inaccuracies I have made over the last week. I have witnessed with mine own eyes, the righteous indignation with which TD members take to task and subsequently hold to account (read never let it drop), posters whom they have found to be either wantonly or mistakenly peddling terminological inexactitudes. I therefore ask your sufferance and that you spare a moment to read and thus allow me to debase myself and ask forgiveness for a few statements which with hindsight may have been…..inaccurate in nature. Bearwith:


    The first and probably the most heinous being my reference to “a couple of plots”of land that I may have alluded to having either ownership or control over. As the membership has pointed out consistently and correctly, and usually to newbies; you cannot fucking well own land in Thailand as a foreigner. So ownership is legally out of the question and as we are all (sometimes painfully) aware control over said land which usually belongs to she who must be obeyed (SWMBO) is also impossible. To think otherwise when you cannot exercise control over something as mundane as the frequency of refreshment stops on a road trip with SWMBO is ludicrous. Therefore I unreservedly apologise and acknowledge that I neither own or control any land in the Kingdom my fuckwittery with 30 years of visitor experience is inexplicable.


    Second, and I debated long and hard with myself over chronology, was my demeaning Lulu's sprogelette's momentous achievement in having the mental acuity to register her knowledge of the General Theory Of Relativity in her school homework; thus not only answering the question with true left field thinking but also challenging the teacher to dare give her anything of such as trivial nature for homework again. I also undermined Lulu's “Proud Father Moment” by suggesting that Sproglette, 5 though she is, was behind where she should be in advanced quantum physics for her age. Therefore, an apology to members, but more importantly to Lulu and Sproglette… I still have Stephen Hawkings book If you want it, although not signed it does contain a dribble stain which was as close to a signature with his good sainted self as you could get and I will happily mail it.


    Lastly, to Maanam. I have used the terms “Meltdown” associated with your good self, along time and esteemed poster. I apologise wholeheartedly. Neither myself nor any member of TD including Lulu is qualified to use the term meltdown which implies some form of mental fart with regards to you. The posts one leaves on an internet or social media forum in no way enables even the most venerated psychologist to make a qualified judgement on the mental acuity of the poster. There are pertinent,current examples of this. Take POTUS, he frequently posts his views on social fora and whilst many question his mental state, the evidence with which to remove him from his position is clearly lacking as not one qualified shrink can make a strong enough case to remove the fucking fruit cake. He's that much of boon that not even pootin is tempted to novichok him, ney he's got his own personal GRU protection unit. Sorry I digress, I wholeheartedly apologise to Manny and will not stoop to the Italians' cowardly bating tactics in future.


    Thus dear readers,those that are still with me, my tail is to quote a euphemism firmly between my legs. I shall contemplate my own words over a beer with what remains of this Friday and hopefully post more truthfully in future. I'm sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    shall contemplate my own words over a beer withwhat remains of this Friday and hopefully post more truthfully infuture. I'm sorry.
    I understood all of that fully and accept that you are already drunk!

    Shit happens mate especially on Fridays................................ Enjoy the rest of your evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    the General Theory Of Relativity
    The Theory of Special Relativity.

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    More apologies. And Jef please feel free to take the time for a Red.

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    Apology? Real TD members don't do real apologies. Tongue in cheek ones, yes. Sarcastic ones, yes. Grovelling ones to the mods when you're in jail, yes. Honest to goodness straight from the heart apologies? Fook off, eh! Where's that fookin' emoticon!?!













    Sorry about that.

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    neverna: i'm so, so sorry that you felt the need to white knight for ant and then choose to become my "forum enemy".

    you are so very, very popular on td that i should consider being more respectful to you.


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    Nev, you are right, the moment of contrition carried me away. What can i say, the Dog was immune to this sort of snowflakery, Fuck it juknow what, You're right - I retract; Lulu I will post the book and if the sproglette still doesn't get paradigm shift by 6 years old you're a failure. I do own land as i own she who owns the land, its about possession isn't it.
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    Nev, pay attention.

    The expressive....."to she who must be obeyed [SWMBO]"
    Only one has ever used this exclusive terminology on a regular basis in the past.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Farangrakthai View Post
    you are so very, very popular on td...

    Hey, FRT...that line should be followed by the meme of the effeminate bloke in the jumper looking in the mirror and the schoolgirl saying how everyone loves her.

    The same way as you've done it about 300 times before.

    Stop slacking off.

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    Jef you're right. I forgot to include the word basement earlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farangrakthai View Post
    neverna: i'm so, so sorry that you felt the need to white knight for ant and then choose to become my "forum enemy".

    you are so very, very popular on td that i should consider being more respectful to you.

    I'm worried about Amt, he's constipated and has numb fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    I'm worried about Amt, he's constipated and has numb fingers.
    his fingers aren't the only thing that are numb.

    the dummy is incapable of forming an opinion and stating it in the s.c.

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    The Dog House is that way FaRT >>>>>


    Please don't hijack this fine thread.

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    i'm so, so sorry, your madaam highness.

    i don't want to offend thee and get posts deleted by your mod pals.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Farangrakthai View Post
    his fingers aren't the only thing that are numb.

    the dummy is incapable of forming an opinion and stating it in the s.c.
    Actually, because so many Brothers need ejucatin, kinda like Alien 3, Ant has no time to offer his opinions - its your fault

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    I feel kinda on a limb here and i know most esteemed members are in bed but does no one else feel the need to apologise for inaccuracies in their posts. Or given the accusations over me multi niking am i just having a conversation with myself. Fuck its confusing.

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    PAG, unfortunately not drunk...yet, but i get your point.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    The expressive....."to she whom must be obeyed [SWMBO]"
    FTFJ


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    Evening loops, tame here, move over to the SMEG or Dribble threads and get yer Bingo cards ready - its dot tasfic

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    you utter cnut

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    Any chance of an apology for the over long apology? I got bored just looking at the length of the post and skipped it...

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    Troy, you're right and Nev pointed out I should never apologise so i retracted it. Now fuck off (er thats a prece)



    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Any chance of an apology for the over long apology? I got bored just looking at the length of the post and skipped it...
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    Balders, a character from one of my favourite shows.."Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?"



    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    you utter cnut

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