Thread: The Applestore Wankers

so I forgot the pin of my new iPhone 4s, the damn fooking iTunes not working for those phones, so I had to go to the classy Apple stores in Paris,

Quite classy, full of pretentious wankers and a lot of hot girls, all waiting to be served or browsing around on the latest junk with an X on it

it feels like a luxury store, and I am not sure I am looking for a new LV or Gucci bag or have repaired a crappy phone

here comes this skinny geek dude with his tablet and asking me what I want and how can I be served? well eat my cock bitch, I want this crappy phone to be fixed. Then he looks at my iPhone 4s in shock like I was some kind of monster, his face tortured in horror with such a spectacle of old technology. Takes him 5min to recover.

After what he says No problem, let me see when the next technician is available. Ok, let me see. Here a technician will be with you in 2 HOURS !!!!!! maybe 1h30 if you are lucky. Why dont you wait with the other gay dudes and look around for a new phone. Yes, Fuck Very Much!

WTF is wrong with these people ???? fooking wankers !!!

What on earth are you doing with an iphone butters? Next you'll be telling people to buy a mac....

I use Mac's and I am not gay.

But I agree with the original poster, it is not a pleasant experience to buy or attempt to buy anything from the Mac store. They wish to argue a point I made about backwards compatability (like with Nikon lenses) "we can't be handicapped by the past". All I wanted to do was buy a laptop.
"Why do you want to buy the cheapest laptop ?"

Most unpleasant and I let them know about the matter in their email surveys.
Since then just advertising for overpriced tat.

Orrens

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

my new iPhone 4s

hold on.....is it 2011?

remember butter fluffer is still using win XP

he has an iphone 4 because he wants homeland security to be able to browse his photos and check out the size of the cocks on the samoan ladyboys trying to touch the side of his sphincter

Originally Posted by Orrens

I use Mac's and I am not gay.

But I agree with the original poster, it is not a pleasant experience to buy or attempt to buy anything from the Mac store. They wish to argue a point I made about backwards compatability (like with Nikon lenses) "we can't be handicapped by the past". All I wanted to do was buy a laptop.
"Why do you want to buy the cheapest laptop ?"

Most unpleasant and I let them know about the matter in their email surveys.
Since then just advertising for overpriced tat.

Orrens

Do you use an Apple computer or not?

Yes.

Orrens

Originally Posted by baldrick

remember butter fluffer is still using win XP

he has an iphone 4 because he wants homeland security to be able to browse his photos and check out the size of the cocks on the samoan ladyboys trying to touch the side of his sphincter

you think OHS doesn't have access to your crappy iPhone X or Samsung 9 ? what are they going to find there ?

your next bitcoin scam ?

Originally Posted by raycarey

hold on.....is it 2011?

perfectly fine technology that works great, why change for something more gay and more idiotic to use ?

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Why dont you wait with the other gay dudes

So he was smart enough to pick that you are gay.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

your next bitcoin scam ?

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

perfectly fine technology

As a scammer and rip-off agent with some history I find it amazing your still alive!

Anyway as long as you stay well away from me and perform your stupid antics with others!..............................

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

As a scammer and rip-off agent with some history I find it amazing your still alive!

Anyway as long as you stay well away from me and perform your stupid antics with others!..............................

oh that's rich from our resident fraudster who stole all the pies from the Orphans,

and we all know your pie business is very very dodgy to say the least, and you don't even have the work permit for it

fucking millennials

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

eat my cock

Originally Posted by Orrens

I am not gay

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

change for something more gay

Originally Posted by TizMe

you are gay

...some threads have a definite subtext...

I have used 2 different apple shops. One in Dubai, and one in Indonesia. Excellent service in both shops, especially as in Dubai, I was only buying a widget to connect my MacBook to the tv.
In Bali I actually bought a whole iPhone
.
The Canadian chubster girl in Dubai was polite and knowledgeable, and the two gay Hindus in Bali were ok too.

Butterfly must be a nightmare as a customer in any shop, because he doesn’t need google or other primitive shit like that. He knows everything already. Duh.

If his posts here are anything to go by then there's also the unfortunate fact that every other sentence he communicates with contains a reference to male genitalia.

A whole iPhone switch? Can you buy them any other way? Has part exchange moved to a new level so you can mix & match nowadays? That could be a cool idea...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...some threads have a definite subtext...

Thank you for you and Pierre to join ths fine gay thread,

Originally Posted by Switch

I have used 2 different apple shops. One in Dubai, and one in Indonesia. Excellent service in both shops, especially as in Dubai, I was only buying a widget to connect my MacBook to the tv.
In Bali I actually bought a whole iPhone

why I am not surprised, frigging English muppet

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

why I am not surprised

...let me count the ways: because a) you're numb to the experiences of others, b) you're a self-referencing Draggin'Queen in search of an audience, c) you're proud of your attendance record in English conversation classes...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...let me count the ways: because a) you're numb to the experiences of others, b) you're a self-referencing Draggin'Queen in search of an audience, c) you're proud of your attendance record in English conversation classes...

have another crepe, Pierre

Apple Store Moscow and the latest rip off.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-a...-idUSKCN1M81ZQ

Professional queuers lost out by not selling their places to Apple fan boi's.

Har har !

Orrens

I lost my I Phone 7 this week so headed off into town (Zagreb, Croatia) to get a replacement. I’ve had I Phones exclusively since their launch, more or less

Rather than shell out c £1000 on a new I Phone I bought a cheap Huawei to last me a few weeks before I get back to UK and just use an old IP6

It took a few hours to get used to its operation but that accomplished Im struggling to see anything different compared to the I phone. Except it was £800 cheaper.

fooking retards

no doubt Harry would have paid for that for a Samsung

Banking on strong enthusiasm for the phones, which have drawn days-long queues outside stores in Singapore, Sydney and elsewhere, the queue sellers set the price of the first place at 450,000 roubles ($7,000).

Reductions were offered for places further down the line, but in the end all went unsold as shoppers were happy to wait for the chance to buy the 87,000 rouble ($1,300) iPhone XS or 96,000 rouble ($1,500) XS Max.

So I bought an Ipad Pro at the Bromley Apple store.
Got into a "discussion" about a .5p bag. I am spending close on £800 and I have to pony up extra. "Its the law and I'm not going to argue" I am not arguing but pointing out how offensive it is to a customer, what next, charging for the Apple air that I breathe.

No instructions with the Ipad. Its all so easy. I entered the password, jumped through hoops and it locked me out. I went back to Bromley to face the techy people and their supercilious attitude but I was treated like a human and the machine worked. I dashed to a pub with wifi to finish the set up and I was locked out again.
Back to Apple store where they started working on the machine but left it and me together as if I was some naughty schoolboy.
After 45 minutes I upped and left.
I will be back tomorrow 8.59 with my professional nasty attitude to the fore.
I want a new machine, setup in front of me or I get difficult.

Message of the story. Do not buy Mac.

The artist formerly known as pleasant and reasonable.