I'm gonna cut your fuckin head off...

[rawlins]

was a comment said to me last weekend by some crazy cvnt in a bar.

I decided to leave while he was off gathering friends to help him with the task.

Fvck getting your head cut off.

[Gerbil]

Where were you? Baghdad?

[rawlins]

Soi LK, Pattaya.

[Mykinos]

which head?

[rawlins]

^ more like a Glaswegian Sid the Sexist.

[Neo]

He didn't offered to shit down your neck after..? What a cnut.

[rawlins]

which head?

As already said, never stayed around to find out.

[FlyFree]

So, do you consider yourself a non-headless chicken?

Whatever happened to die with honour.

[rawlins]

^ There is no honour in getting your head cut off.

[Mykinos]

rawlns you need la-la-la-la love ohhhhhh la-la-la love. goldfrapp stylee.

[Mykinos]

just saying like but i'm a tad drunk so ignore me.

[rawlins]

Too right. That's what I'm talking about here.

[Nokturnal]

May I ask why he offered to saw your head off?

Ladyboy payment dispute?

[Stinky]

What did you do or say, you must have done something to provoke this kind of threat.
So what was it then spilt his beer or shagged his bird?

[Carrabow]

^ There is no honour in getting your head cut off.

Should have called him on it

[LooseBowels]

Shouldn't live in Crewe

[Dalton]

^ There is no honour in getting your head cut off.

You should have knocked the fokker out ... Where's your balls

[nedwalk]

^ mate if a prick as big as you said that to me..i,d fuck off quick too....
and then pick my moment

[rickschoppers]

Great place, Patters......

[Lantern]

Did he have a distinctive accent.

[rawlins]

What did you do or say, you must have done something to provoke this kind of threat.
So what was it then spilt his beer or shagged his bird?

I can't remember what I said to him to provoke such an extreme reaction but I'm pretty sure I didn't spill his beer or shag his bird.

[rawlins]

Did he have a distinctive accent.

Scottish... Had a Celtic top on.

[rawlins]

^ There is no honour in getting your head cut off.

You should have knocked the fokker out ... Where's your balls

Right now they are in the cup of my hand. And I know this due to the fact I still have a head on my shoulders which is telling my hand what to do.

[Jesus Jones]

Cutting ones head off is fine, but try doing it with a spoon.

[rawlins]

^ Do you think you could cut your own head off with a spoon?