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    CSI TD Find the new Fuhrer from our members

    With hustings Moot and the crucial decision what color T shirt won't get me killed today looms come 2019, beware of snipers with rice sacks, escapees by rope from balconies, stuffed pies and envelopes ?


    Yes folks its Election Time the gratest earth on show

    The kids are apparently going to be allowed to select a nominal "prefect" while the real managers count the loot, The erection oversight ctte to be selected by you

    I'm calling on our panel of sexperts to decide who'd be their pick form our tremendous pool of talent

    A straw poll produced some interesting ideas

    Her serenity Graceless Fawn agreed LD and many other co-respondents with most
    "It's time for a fresh woman on the job"

    Mrs Pailine Hanjob of Ipswich suggested

    "send em my Davidat48, he needs teh exercise"

    Khvn Toxis Shinola of San Kamphaeng said "I've run out of presentable sisters, will a son do?"


    A Mr DD said FO
    A Mr JJ said FOJ
    A Mrs Niddhug said nuffink

    Mr Smog of Boremouth was on night shit at maccy D's so unable to comment

    Mrs Mongoloopy of Ulan Mastrubator Mansions replied
    "anyone with a free ticket from the fridge and a warm nong"

    A spokeskatoey from the Okkranian emabssy a Ms LD said just send us a new low mileage Sheila "must speak English with a mouthful of porridge /mealy mouthed"

    Mr Harold Barrack Ute her suggested downloaded an inflatble from DRAG-On.con

    President Mao says I don't care as long as she's black and flexible economically

    Professor Manharm of Hot Yoi rejoindered Bow Locks

    Mrs DillFinger was out to Lunch

    Za said I vote dicky he so tricky , Dicky say Vote White

    Ms DJPatricia of railway cuttings said anyone if I can drive the train

    A Mr Pastyface Boytoy of Chomptien said it's vital we choose a Pieman

    Sinful Simon of Rankoon suggested a Praesidium of ex wives

    Bud Switch of Ban Flashfotos averred he was turned off by the hole thing

    Gourmand Tom said he'd have a lick of whatever is on offer in upscale nosh

    MsKit correctly warned there is a shower in Chiang Mai and fluids may dribble

    Agin Gone warned anyone but momosexuals

    Barista Mr Pant Orbison Of Multi-Jim Chiang Mai just want a Pretty Woman like Duncana Donut

    A Mrs Fish of AA MillWalky USA as off the scale

    Early eBird of isloation cellcock H is ineligible

    Ms Felattalot of Pattaya tours texted , Deposit here

    Miss Slapsometime of Tandem Terrace Leatherheadjob has been disqualified for sobriety

    Mrs Snakepies of Pattaya said $ 32.69

    Mistress Neverna od Soi Slowboy declined to come Ent

    Generalissiomo CCC said he favoured partition and valving

    Sister Sybille said he would endorse anyone baggy

    Mr BS of USA said anyone but Trump

    Rural Swearing said FOJ

    Gillie Jock McOften said Good Willkhvnting

    His excellency Emir jabir said you'll never regret a SultaNANA

    Wag PAG wondered if anyone special could lead his team out of despair

    Rev Rude Punter said he was behind the long sausage movement, katie23 x 3

    mr Beatingboys of BC sent a quote too long for short blokes

    TD Danny Boy of Ballygerrymander said "Vote early and vote often"

    Dr YourDaddy send please send foto


    SStroller of Der Fuhererbunkup berlin sagt "Der Sieg wird under Signlanwich"

    translated will support the freeflop/snaps and tart party

    His Blissfulness BaldTrick the turd of Maddergasket advocated "free Turnips for the ladies and and titpeeps for the rest"

    BLD was unavailable for comment but his bf said "All Ale to the chief"

    Ajarn WubbaRonny of University of Khaosarn collected the data from a ramble sample of those arrested
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    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Mrs Pailine Hanjob of Ipswich suggested

    "send em my Davidat48, he needs teh exercise"


    Your local knowledge is impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post


    Your local knowledge is impressive.
    I was an itinerant Friarr , I think they call it chip monk in New Chum and West End during my community service period, my theory was the more chips and chook I consumed the less my neighbours could on any given day whilst servicing with Fortichewed teh Valley of the Dolls.

    Well spotted Hansen man have a Bundy, Tuck of Friar they used to say oh how we laughed all the way to the Bowlo

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    @david44 - you're talking in tongues again, as usual. Well done, I think you've included all active members, unless there are sleepers and multinics.

    If ever you're in my hood, look me up. You buy the beer, I'll buy the balut. I'll even throw in a free tour of Intramuros.

    Btw, I visited Bohol & Panglao islands two weeks ago. Highly recommended, would love to go back. Panglao is beautiful, just avoid Alona beach because that's where the Chinese hordes are; we stayed at Dumaluan beach. Pic thread (maybe) when work load is less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    Well done, I think you've included all active members
    cry cry

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    ^FOH

    and davros44 , I am in former armenia now

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    ^FOH

    and davros44 , I am in former armenia now
    Nagorno Karaturnip or Norfen Oshittia there' all cawk Asians to me

    DONT CRY FORM E ARMENIA




    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    cry cry
    Sorry hiccough in the sub editing nongs

    Mr Hick said a Fitter Peroni for him


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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    I think you've included all active members, unless there are sleepers and multinics.
    Bit disappointed to be honest, I was only mentioned 3 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Bit disappointed to be honest, I was only mentioned 3 times.
    Now, now. Include *all* your multinics - that puts it up to what? 18 or so?

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    +/- 5 or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Now, now. Include *all* your multinics - that puts it up to what? 18 or so?
    Oggy you do realize since all the willys chopped it s just thee me all the rest are MAO'S Say Tongues, by pretending to be Manaam Dilly DJpat etc it keeps sufficient mass clickbate for Sophie and the monger ads to finnce this Veneer Tea Pwoject.

    I used to wonder how it found the time then I realized he's got not one but 2 air con fully valved thatched boiler Rooms

    HQ is the Lulubunker, Soi Sanook Eyes
    Dannyboystown, Pattaya with Haedmaster LoyPie (Off Thailand batter) and the Northern Branch with so called Aunty as head chimp

    He has a SNUBcintractors somewhere in Kingdom of Sybilles Alabia called Hailey Bettercutter who just contradicts the last pissed by machine translation, and another in an old submarine dock for discharged seamen off Puget sound

    He's minted , coining so much he's almost got a Tesla, Bitcoins he shits 'em

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    Keep it hush hush bud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Keep it hush hush bud.
    You have the acunt numbers

    Have Aunty wire his half to Abuja

    Loyboy can pay in pies

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    Rubba the insider.
    Still a pleasant and witty act.


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    Prescribed or illicit..? That is the question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Rubba the insider.
    Still a pleasant and witty act.

    OFJ or have jumgled that oop

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    OFJ or have jumgled that oop


    ...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    new Fuhrer
    same as the old fuhrer

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Sorry hiccough in the sub editing nongs

    Mr Hick said a Fitter Peroni for him

    grief replaced by passion

    i love you

    ny brother's name is David.


    PS: (giggle) Are you busy Saturday night?
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    Has anyone mentioned Putin yet.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Has anyone mentioned Putin yet.?
    Trumpy, Trees Are May, if you read the Op we're seeking erection monitor lizards, while you mention Put In , Real men shun MOMO

    as a a great fan of neo surrealism I think you should head the panel (one at a time)

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    Welcome home, Sid.

    Your desired and keen insight has been missed.

    Cheers!!!


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    Just passing through. Nice board when the statesiders like Snubb are polishing their Teslas or asleep or drunk.

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