Chittys free therapy sofa

**Chittychangchang** · 05-09-2018, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by hick

Dear Chitty,

I killed the wrong man

cant sleep well

Dear Hick,

Kill the right one and sleep better.

Chitty

**Chittychangchang** · 05-09-2018, 06:18 AM

Originally Posted by Commander Shepphard

Now, now, there's a place for anal here, try lube.

Dear CS,

Promotion of medical products without the consent of the sofa is strictly forbidden.

But in your case i will make an exception.

Chitty

**Chittychangchang** · 05-09-2018, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Dear Chitty,
(Jeez, your client Ant left an oddly unpleasant smell in here).....I know I consulted you only very recently, but as your answer was greatly elucidating, please advise me : is there any correlation between small women and tight pussy ? I need to start searching again before my prostate explodes. And does childbirth really stretch things that much ?

Cheers

Dear LD,

There is a client/patient confidentiality i must adhere too.

If you require release off pressure from your prostate and desire to discover about stretching then send a pm to NZDick and BLD in LAOS, Za can vouch for the procedure.

Chitty

**Chittychangchang** · 05-09-2018, 06:26 AM

It's time to hit the sofa.

Chitty's surgery will be open for business tomorrow.

**hick** · 05-09-2018, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Dear Hick,

Kill the right one and sleep better.

Chitty

Dear Chitty,

what's the smoothest way to get a refund from your service?

**SKkin** · 05-09-2018, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by hick

what's the smoothest way to get a refund from your service?

Originally Posted by SKkin

Dear Chitty,

Are you sorry you volunteered for such a thankless task?

forgot one...

**Chittychangchang** · 05-09-2018, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by hick

Dear Chitty,

what's the smoothest way to get a refund from your service?

Dear Hick,

My service is free

Chitty

**Chittychangchang** · 05-09-2018, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by SKkin

forgot one...

Dear SK,

My thankless task is under condition that myself or the forum are not held liable for any light hearted useless advice.

Now, i really am going to sleep on my pussy soaked sofa, goodnight.

Surgery is open tomorrow.

Chitty

**HuangLao** · 05-09-2018, 07:02 AM

Don't quit your day job....

**Chittychangchang** · 05-09-2018, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Don't quit your day job....

Dear HL

FOJ

Chitty

**DJ Pat** · 05-09-2018, 09:38 AM

**Dillinger** · 05-09-2018, 09:43 AM

Thought that said Burgers

**jabir** · 05-09-2018, 10:39 AM

Dear Aunt Chitty,

My girlfriend is pregnant and I also sleep with her sister. Now she is also pregnant. I don't know how it happened. I am not ready for kids. Should I ditch them both and go away?

Murray, Wiltshire

**jabir** · 05-09-2018, 10:55 AM

**David48atTD** · 05-09-2018, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by jabir

Just you Huttstar.

**Chittychangchang** · 06-09-2018, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by jabir

Dear Aunt Chitty,

My girlfriend is pregnant and I also sleep with her sister. Now she is also pregnant. I don't know how it happened. I am not ready for kids. Should I ditch them both and go away?

Murray, Wiltshire

Dear Murray

Congratulations, become a Mormon or Muslim and marry them both.

Enjoy the heap of shitty nappies.

Chitty

**Chittychangchang** · 06-09-2018, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Thought that said Burgers

Dear Dill

Get a gastric band and try to focus on another subject other than food. Perhaps hone your photo shops skills at client Pat has.

Chitty

**david44** · 06-09-2018, 06:37 PM

Dear Chitty

Since I was musked my new cellmates Jesus Del Dilldo aka Brownfinger and his "straightman" Lubelips Lulito have hidden the 'XXX banned by excite photos' on microfilm in the washroom showers.

I'm gagging for peek of the jeff n Smeg honeymoon snaps would you stoop so low or would I be better off on a stool.

Your vaste girth and experience is invaluable, what would you do in my flipflops ?

**Chittychangchang** · 06-09-2018, 06:41 PM

Dear David

Wear trainers instead of flip flops and runaway to Koh Wrongun.

Chitty

**HuangLao** · 06-09-2018, 06:49 PM

Dr. Chitty...

I prefer small[ish] to medium[ish] mammaries [and sideways vaginas].
Finding huge knockers to be almost grotesque and certainly not attractive.

Do my choices run afoul of social convention?
Will I be castigated for such unorthodox behaviour?

Lovingly,
Huang Lao Saam Kapoke.

**DJ Pat** · 07-09-2018, 04:10 AM

I'm enjoying creating photoshops all day and night, but I don't have a pic of you to use for those purposes

What will you do about this?

**Chico** · 07-09-2018, 04:21 AM

Dear shit head

I think I've lost the plot, everytime I come back to TD I find Expats in Thailand are getting more weird by the day,fair enough I'm a little strange but what is going on here,are they all Yaba heads>

**jabir** · 07-09-2018, 08:46 AM

Dear Chitty,

Did my neighbour Robin duff up the wife? Should I wreck him?

Yours,

Dickie, Hartlepool

**david44** · 07-09-2018, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Chico

I'm a little strange

Say it ain't so, almost beyond belief

**Chittychangchang** · 07-09-2018, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Dr. Chitty...

I prefer small[ish] to medium[ish] mammaries [and sideways vaginas].
Finding huge knockers to be almost grotesque and certainly not attractive.

Do my choices run afoul of social convention?
Will I be castigated for such unorthodox behaviour?

Lovingly,
Huang Lao Saam Kapoke.

Dear HL

The golden fleece, sideways vaginas all exist.

Depends on ones angle and perception.

You are already castigated for your unorthodox behaviour.

Remember to always consider the sauce.

Chitty

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