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    Your "first time" in the LoS

    My "First Time" in TH was Aug '92 (never will forget that date since my life from then on took a turn...for the duh! better?). So back to the story, Aug. 1992, arrived Bkk: spent 3 days at the Family Inn off a soi near Pratunam. Everything around the Indra Regent hotel seemed to me a gigantic steaming, chaotic mash of colours, sounds and unfamiliar smells...Exotic! Out at night foraging for food (but no night life 'exploration' for me since I was with my pale face g/f). Bkk seemed a very safe place to be, compared to US/EU major cities I had previously been to.

    Took an airplane to Samui and we spent the next 20 days in Chaweng. My ex g/f loved getting a massage on the beach every morning, (I didn't like massages at the time and still don't...BUT bear with me...and read on) and she insisted on dragging me with her to a massage parlor for a p.m. session and insisted I get one too - me meekly: "yes Dear!"
    The parlor had private a/c rooms w/shower for each customer... and here I noticed after a couple of visits, that "accidentally" the massage girl would frequently brush up against my 'private parts' with me obvious getting a 'stiffy' (aka in layman terms.. a woody.. a boner ) as a result. Shortly thereRafter, I -emboldened by some early afternoon imbibing and having at the time zero local language communication skills, via pantomime and mimic "asked" the girl if she provided other "rubbing services" as well.

    She, a master in sign language communications, rapidly gesticulating with both her hands "answered" as follows:

    a- Left Hand: showing 2 fingers; Right Hand clenched fist moving up and down =200B/handjob
    b- L/H: showing 3 fingers - R/H: index finger in mouth (moving in and out)=300B/bj
    c- L/H: showing 4 fingers - R/H: index finger (moving in and out of crotch area)=400B/frontdoor action
    d- L/H: showing 5 fingers - R/H: index finger (alternating in and out movements in crotch and anus)=500B/front/back door action

    During the next three days I rotated through the a-b-c options (to me brown knob d option not appealing) and then got stuck on the sequence c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c...Thus, I was made aware that there was an alternative to white meat with an attitude... and after that, the little black triangles were simply "delicious", addictive and...at least pour mois Intoxicating and
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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    a- Left Hand: showing 2 fingers; Right Hand clenched fist moving up and down =200B/handjob b- L/H: showing 3 fingers - R/H: index finger in mouth (moving in and out)=300B/bj c- L/H: showing 4 fingers - R/H: index finger (moving in and out of crotch area)=400B/frontdoor action d- L/H: showing 5 fingers - R/H: index finger (alternating in and out movements in crotch and anus)=500B/front/back door action
    Bargain!

    As for me, I'd spent 3 months in India and travelled with my best friend to Thailand for a couple of months. I remember feeling the energy of the city before I'd even made it through immigration. We took a limo to KSR (as you do) and stayed there a while as we 'did' the tourist attractions; Grand Palace, Patpong, Nana, etc.,), before going down to Krabi & Koh Lanta and then Chiang Mai & Chiang Rai, Laos and back to Bangkok.

    I decided that I'd like to 'winter' in LOS every year, but my plan failed the following winter after being here for two months, as I decided not to return to the UK and stay here permanently.

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    My first time in Thailand (Pattaya) was back in early 1984. I had just recently been married to my now ex-Japanese wife who I was madly in love with. And honest to goodness I didn't butterfly around at all. Just enjoyed the sights of the swimming pool in my hotel for 7 days.

    Back prior to the days of that marriage things were really hopping in Olongapo City, Philippines so I always took my vacations there instead of Thailand.

    The last time I was in the PI I lost track of 3 days on a hard, hard purple micro dot trip

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    As for me, I'd spent 3 months in India and travelled with my best friend to Thailand for a couple of months. I remember feeling the energy of the city before I'd even made it through immigration. We took a limo to KSR (as you do) and stayed there a while as we 'did' the tourist attractions; Grand Palace, Patpong, Nana, etc.,), before going down to Krabi & Koh Lanta and then Chiang Mai & Chiang Rai, Laos and back to Bangkok.

    I decided that I'd like to 'winter' in LOS every year, but my plan failed the following winter after being here for two months, as I decided not to return to the UK and stay here permanently.
    ^sorry MtD to be a tad reiterative here mate, that's ^ all fine and dandy, but when did you "dunk yer cookie" the 1st time in the LoS .. was it a wild night like swinging from one chandelier to the next down at some swanky establishment on Nana Plaza or jez a quick one off dirtry b!tch Noi's expert wrist under the table down, say, CowBoy Avenue..
    or perhaps you are not into such mundane past times ...

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    SK, your mention of japo nooki brings back sweet memomories indeed! My second piece of oriental azz in the LoS was not thai but a lass from Osaka named Junko

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    SK, your mention of japo nooki brings back sweet memomories indeed! My second piece of oriental azz in the LoS was not thai but a lass from Osaka named Junko
    This forces me to rank Asian poontang:

    1. Japanese
    2. Thai
    3. Filipina
    4. Korean
    5. Chinese

    This ranking is based purely, as I see it, on overall sexual performance.

    Now I've hear that those Viet girls have some juicy koochie as well but ain't had the opportunity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper
    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    SK, your mention of japo nooki brings back sweet memomories indeed! My second piece of oriental azz in the LoS was not thai but a lass from Osaka named Junko
    This forces me to rank Asian poontang:

    1. Japanese
    2. Thai
    3. Filipina
    4. Korean
    5. Chinese

    This ranking is based purely, as I see it, on overall sexual performance.

    Now I've hear that those Viet girls have some juicy koochie as well but ain't had the opportunity.
    done nos. 1 and 2 plus some VNs - all good here!

    PH Korean not yet but will be checking out, lemme rephrase... will try to get me leg over a 'comradesse' named Kitty, dragged in off the internet, from the P.R.of.C. and visiting Bkk around the end of this mo.

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    I arrived in January of 1978 for the first time. Came with a friend who had been here before. Did Chaing Mai and Mae Hong Son back them looking for real working elephants and the best herb we could find. Then down to Phuket, which had dirt roads leading to Patong. Patong itself had one big hotel and about 8 small bungalow complexes. Went on the night boat to Samui and road an ice truck to Chaweng beach which was a two hour journey back then. Stayed in horrible accomodations and later joined with a couple of Swedes in showing the Thai's how to build the simple 40 baht bungalows that were the mainstay of Samui for so many years.

    I did manage to get off my lazy butt after just over 2 months and get on up to Katmandu to sample what was there. Spent 2 weeks in the mountains and realized I loved the beach.

    17 years ago I took the plunge and moved here to run the same bungalows I originally helped build. 2 years there and up to the big Mango where I have been since.

    First house in BKK was on Soi Nana, lived there almost 2 years. Had a real nice time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    As for me, I'd spent 3 months in India and travelled with my best friend to Thailand for a couple of months. I remember feeling the energy of the city before I'd even made it through immigration. We took a limo to KSR (as you do) and stayed there a while as we 'did' the tourist attractions; Grand Palace, Patpong, Nana, etc.,), before going down to Krabi & Koh Lanta and then Chiang Mai & Chiang Rai, Laos and back to Bangkok.

    I decided that I'd like to 'winter' in LOS every year, but my plan failed the following winter after being here for two months, as I decided not to return to the UK and stay here permanently.
    ^sorry MtD to be a tad reiterative here mate, that's ^ all fine and dandy, but when did you "dunk yer cookie" the 1st time in the LoS .. was it a wild night like swinging from one chandelier to the next down at some swanky establishment on Nana Plaza or jez a quick one off dirtry b!tch Noi's expert wrist under the table down, say, CowBoy Avenue..
    or perhaps you are not into such mundane past times ...
    Ahh, ok.

    My first Thai girl was working at the Carousel Bar in Nana. She was bladdy gorgeous and from Surat Thani, but it was a crap shag.

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    again AO, no disrespect ment old chap, "first time" >>in quotes<<
    as in how waz yer first bonkbonk, boomboom, jigjig, fickfick (ya got the picture yes?) incountry... good, bad, sensational, so so, pure shite..

    I'm under the impression that many of you first came here either as deviant trannie pervs or worse yet with your official consorts, fianc&#233;es or ... perchance a pet?

    I think I should go back and edit the thread's title from:
    -your 'first time' in the LoS-

    to read somethink like this:
    -yer first piece of *put name of organ here* in TH that
    didn't belong to yer spouse/blood relative/imported
    b/g/f, gold/fish, sheep.. or whatever
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    Thank you MtD sir

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    First night living in Bangkok. A nice hostess out of the Check Inn which back then was a good well priced steak house that played jazz. Lek was her name and we had a damn good time for a couple of months. She was good and actually sort of a nymphomaniac, thats why we eventually split up.
    She ended up marrying a cook and now has a nice restaurant in Korat her home town.
    After her it was musical bars at Nana. I was partial to Farung Connection, the old days 30B all day and night for Mekong and soda. Nice little lady named Pen out of there.
    Woodstock, Hogsbreath, All the places that are gone were my haunts.

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    My first time in Thailand was in February 1989. I stayed at some hotel on Soi 8 off of Sukhumvit, Royal something or rather. First shag was some brown skinned beauty from a pub on Soi Cowboy. She worked pretty hard, bless her. Good value I thought for about three hundred baht for the night. I forget what the bar fine was at the time.
    Beer Singha was the only beer available, well there was Kloster but I never saw it.

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    infinite thanx Aging One.. you rock

    are we talking here about Hogsbreath NEP in Bkk or a samename/differentlocation type of establishment?

    think you or some OP mentioned the same name in an earlier post
    but down Pattaya way yes?

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    ^errata corrige:
    all clear now, it was Storekeeper that started a thread about Hogsbreath to which you replied, my bad

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    Yup in4,

    Wes is a good old boy that looks like Charlie Daniels. Owned the one in Nana, he left over 15 years ago to open the Hogbreaths in Pattaya. He is still there doing his thing.

    Did you guys know the original Hogsbreath at least in America was Clint Eastwoods restaurant in Carmel California?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
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    Did you guys know the original Hogsbreath at least in America was Clint Eastwoods restaurant in Carmel California?
    nope! when waz that? Back in Clint's Rawhide days before his
    metamorphosis into the spagetti western good dude/dirty Harry character?

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    Nah. He built it with the spaghetti western money. Why do you think Dirty Harry was in SF? One and half hours from Carmel.

    He still lives there and is married to a young TV weather presenter. Or at least she was.

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    In SF what?!? am I missing something here?
    *in4 haz not started drinking ...yet - looks at time - 21 more minutes to go*

    Wasn't the role of "make my day" Dirty Harry interpreted by Clint E.

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    Clint Eastwood was Dirty Harry in 3 or 4 movies. They were filmed in San Francisco. Clint Eastwood lives in Carmel CA. That is a one and a half hour drive to SF.
    So Clint could almost live at home and make the movies.
    I start at 5. Drinking that is.

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    Dirty Harry
    The Enforcer
    Sudden Impact
    The Dead Pool
    Magnum Force

    God I'm sad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one

    I start at 5. Drinking that is.
    good on ya AO! that's what livers were made for!

    different interpretation of 'over the yardarm' I guess
    but I'm on flexi time too and don't strickly adhere to the +7GMT thang anyway
    ma rule: If thirsty, drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    Dirty Harry
    The Enforcer
    Sudden Impact
    The Dead Pool
    Magnum Force

    God I'm sad!
    why? u'r ok in my book KK, paper bag and all

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    Thanks mate...so much trivia up there I'd be clever if I could put something useful in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    Clint Eastwood was Dirty Harry in 3 or 4 movies. They were filmed in San Francisco. Clint Eastwood lives in Carmel CA. That is a one and a half hour drive to SF.
    So Clint could almost live at home and make the movies.
    I start at 5. Drinking that is.
    Clint was also mayor of Carmel for a while. Hell, for all I know he could be still.

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