Thread: Botox for Buttholes: Yes, It’s a Thing

...Tomcat a gift for SD?...


On this week’s Sex Lives, Brian J. Moylan reports from the wild world of cosmetic procedures for male nether regions, starting with the time he used cryotherapy to freeze his penis. (The shrinkage was intense.) He also introduces the new niche field of “anal rejuvenation,” which includes Botox, lasers, plastic surgery, bleaching, tightening, and loosening. Apparently colorectal surgeons of America are stepping up their games, and targeting a predominantly gay-male audience.

Yes. There are lots of butthole dangers out there. So, anal rejuvenation is especially popular for gay men. I talked to a doctor here in New York, who has here and in L.A. He said 90 percent of his practice is anal rejuvenation-type services, and that can include anything from removing skin tags, anal warts, hemorrhoids, and tightening for people that feel like they’ve gotten loose, or loosening for people who think they’re too tight. And there are all sorts of other things like fissures, fistulas, and loose skin. Things like that. There are some that treat discoloration, or will resurface so it’s smoother — I guess as smooth as your puckered butthole can get. So that’s kind of the surgical method.

Then, there are some people that are using lasers, which is similar to the way they use lasers for vaginal rejuvenation, where it’s a probe that goes in, and there are lasers, and it tightens the tissues around there. And they use lasers to fight discoloration, so it’s similar to bleaching. It’s kind of like the same way they use lasers to remove tattoos or skin discoloration. Those are entirely cosmetic procedures. I talked to a practice that is very popular for doing that outside of Chicago. They said it costs between $1,500 and $2,500 to get laser-type treatments on the butthole.

One of the doctors I spoke to, he’s a colorectal surgeon, he does a lot of cancer work. And he said about 20 percent of his practice now is anal-rejuvenation services. And for him, it was split evenly between men and women. He said gets a lot of women who have had babies. and are done having babies, and that wreaks a little bit of havoc on your butthole. And they want it right and tight back there for various and assorted reasons, some sexual, some otherwise.

What are the other reasons?

I think just so that like it’s tighter and and pretty-looking, in case people are looking at it. And a lot of these procedures I found, especially for tightening, are for people who have fecal incontinence, as they call it, and they’ve sort of been reappropriated for people who just want it tighter.

The doctors I talked to said that when people come in and say, “Oh I think my butthole looks gross,” that complaint is usually a symptom of an underlying pathology, whether that’s hemorrhoids or skin tags or anal warts. And so that by treating those pathologies, you actually make it look better. And also, when they remove hemorrhoids or other similar problems in the butthole, that naturally makes it a bit tighter.

Your article told the harrowing story of a man named Tom. Will you tell us a bit about Tom’s plight? Because I found it very moving.

Tom was a gentleman I spoke with, who went to a surgeon because he had some skin tags. The doctor was much more aggressive, and didn’t really consider Tom’s sexual health. Tom said the recovery was painful, and that the scarring was too much. He couldn’t have receptive anal sex at all.

So then, he went to Dr. Goldstein, the gentleman in New York who specializes in this. His practice is called “Bespoke Surgical,” the most euphemistic butthole-surgery place you could ever think of! Most other places are like, “Colorectal Blah Blah Blah.” But no, he went to Bespoke, and Dr. Goldstein helped him work through his issues. Tom went in saying, “Listen, if I can’t use it, at least make it look nice.” And then Dr. Goldstein, in trying to make it look pretty, also helped him with the underlying pathologies. You can actually dilate the area to get it bigger.

Dr. Goldstein also told me that he sees a lot of gentlemen, especially older gay gentlemen, when, you know, their penises starts being less reliable. And a lot of these gay men want to transition from being tops to being bottoms, because they don’t have to get hard to bottom. But they’re having difficulties with this, and so what he does to help these people is butthole Botox.

You know, Botox, like in your face. It paralyzes the muscles. So you get Botox in your butthole to paralyze your butthole muscles just enough that it doesn’t hurt as much, and makes it easier to insert something.

Does it make it prettier, too?

I mean I guess it makes it less wrinkled? [Laughs]

https://www.thecut.com/2017/04/botox...s-a-thing.html

Originally Posted by bsnub

You know, Botox, like in your face. It paralyzes the muscles. So you get Botox in your butthole to paralyze your butthole muscles just enough that it doesn’t hurt as much, and makes it easier to insert something.

Your butthole muscle is tight for a reason.

It is to hold the shit in till you get to the khazi.

Will the botox paralysis not render your ringer incontent?

^ Fitting that you are the first to reply to this post.

Been gallivanting around in your heels lately princess?

Korean lady doctor got botox on her eyebrows in 2013.

She explained to me how botox works by paralysing the muscles so my first thought on reading the article was that this must be a wind up.

So is it a wind up? and if not surely the dosage will be very critical if basic utility is to be retained.

I'm guessing this may have been the first butthole a plastic surgeon worked on. Marvelous work, he's made it look almost like a face.

I've asked tomcat to get his Butt over here Toot Sweet (sorry Nev)

bsnub, I've misjudged.

Here I was thinking you were a one-dimensional Poster only capable of initiating a conversation involving USA politics.

That said ... someone is going to poke holes in your OP

Originally Posted by David48atTD

That said ... someone is going to poke holes in your OP

Oh wells. I can't be arsed. Have at it if you wish.

Originally Posted by Looper

So is it a wind up?

No it is very real and I came across this in very innocent way. I actually found out about it from a doctor I recently visited for a issue I am having. It has legitimate medical uses other than just cosmetic.

Originally Posted by bsnub

I actually found out about it from a doctor I recently visited for a issue I am having..

Loose ringpiece due to all the buttsex? shit dribbling down your inside leg?

Originally Posted by bsnub

The doctors I talked to said that when people come in and say, “Oh I think my butthole looks gross,” that complaint is usually a symptom of an underlying pathology

...yuh think?...

Originally Posted by bsnub

Tom went in saying, “Listen, if I can’t use it, at least make it look nice.”

...see above...

Originally Posted by bsnub

I mean I guess it makes it less wrinkled

...how does he know butt holes are wrinkled?...

Originally Posted by Looper

Your butthole muscle is tight for a reason.

...Captain Evident mansplains...

Originally Posted by Looper

Will the botox paralysis not render your ringer incontent

...nothing worse than an unhappy rosebud...

Originally Posted by Looper

the dosage will be very critical if basic utility is to be retained.

...a quick change of professional hats for Dr. Palpable...

Is Snubby subliminally trying to tell us something here with this odd and fashionable reference?

Closeted shifter.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

this odd and fashionable reference

...one man's odd is another's humdrum...

Must be some extra potent sauce tonight...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...nothing worse than an unhappy rosebud...

Give us the good oil TC. Is this a wind up or do the shifters genuinely get their bungholes loosened up with semi-permanent muscle relaxants?

Sounds like a risky business.

Originally Posted by bsnub

I actually found out about it from a doctor I recently visited for a issue I am having. It has legitimate medical uses other than just cosmetic.

Is it some radical approach to solving aggravated constipation? Or retrieving a small household pet without surgery?

Originally Posted by Looper

Or retrieving a small household pet without surgery?

Where's Richard Gere when you need him?

you know you derserve this

you dont want your partner shagging any old arsehole

This is an interesting subject with many opinions and views.
I suggest we get crowdfunding for this operation and then nominate a member of the forum to have the procedure done so we can have reports and inspections.
This would work and would give us an interesting view of another mans world.

Orrens

Absolutely too much information in that article!

I was thinking recently that in the future with all kinds of bio-engineering gizmos we may be able to control all kinds of things like turn off our hearing when we go to bed and instantly send ourselves to sleep.

We may even be able to manually adjust the tightness of our ringpiece using an app on our phone. Handy for gay fellas or even if you just want to make different fart noises for fun!

Originally Posted by Looper

do the shifters genuinely get their bungholes loosened up with semi-permanent muscle relaxants

I think the example of needing loosening was for a guy who had botched surgery for tag removal or somesuch which resulted in a no-go zone.
I guess he could alternatively have gone to a cashew-dick if he needed "sperm deposited in his bum" (go to Amusing Pictures thread for an explanation of that quote ).

Originally Posted by Looper

Handy for gay fellas

I take it your J-woman never taught you about pleasure pearls?

This can be a very strange forum.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

I take it your J-woman never taught you about pleasure pearls?

Are those the rubber balls on a bit of string that I see serious looking Japanese gentlemen pulling out of lovely Japanese ladies' bottoms Paul Daniels style on XHamster?

They always make me think of rosary beads for some strange reason - like the squeaky noises the Japanese ladies make as each ball pops out are exclamations of penance!

Originally Posted by Looper

They always make me think of rosary beads for some strange reason

That's where it all started...in the nunnerys, hither and yon.

Originally Posted by Looper

Are those the rubber balls on a bit of string that I see serious looking Japanese gentlemen pulling out of lovely Japanese ladies' bottoms Paul Daniels style on XHamster?

They always make me think of rosary beads for some strange reason - like the squeaky noises the Japanese ladies make as each ball pops out are exclamations of penance!

Yeah, that's what I meant.
Made of rubber, are they?

^ You could be right! Father Flannagan's butt beads.