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    Kiefer

    Yesterday wife comes from work all excited to tell me about Kiefer.

    I say what? Kiefer Sutherland? She says "yes that".

    Ok. Did you have a movie in mind? 24 perhaps? Was there news on the internet about movie or something?

    What you say? Kiefer!

    No, it's NOT A PEOPLE she gets all annoyed and she doesn't speak to me for the rest of the night.

    As usual, I go confused to bed wondering what a fuck I did.

    Just now she is back from work and see her mixing a white substance with milk.

    I ask her what this is and she says all excited "KIEFER". I order from the Internet.


    Oh, fuck.

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    I'm sure Simon43 knows what this Kiefer thing is. He drinks it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Just now she is back from work and see her mixing a white substance with milk.

    I ask her what this is and she says all excited "KIEFER". I order from the Internet.
    Is Kiefer Thai for cocaine? It wouldn't surprise me Thais would mix it with milk....

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    It's fucking Kefir

    and she tells me this is mama keifer as in for grains.

    You wanna drink baby?

    yeah.... maybe it's cumshot

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    Ah, I see.

    Anyway I watched her try it and the face she made.......

    But it does taste like Kefir. It wasn't bad actually.

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    Is it easy to make?

    Can you post it up here, please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    maybe it's cumshot
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    It wasn't bad actually.
    OK. If you say so.

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    maybe it's cumshot
    Certainly looks like it.

    Don't think it tastes like it, (unless cum tastes sharp and sour and like a cow's udder...)

    I make it every day - pour it on my lunchtime salad to take away the 'rabbit-food' taste.

    It's full of billions of probiotic bugs, far more species than natural yoghurt contains.

    I feel great drinking it every day and my dick has grown at least 4 inches in length and girth since I started partaking...



    PS - not joking, but I bought the kefir grains from a woman who lives on Nana Soi 4 - so it could be cumshot after all!
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Oh, I see...[had to Google]

    Another fashionable, and newly learned of in particularly trendy circles, "super food" that's been around for ages - in one form or another.

    These fermenting techniques can be applied to numerous ingredients and have been forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    and have been forever.
    yeh but you need real culture for yoghurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I feel great drinking it every day and my dick has grown at least 4 inches in length and girth since I started partaking...
    ...welcome to the 5" club...congrats!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    yeh but you need real culture for yoghurt

    Lol.

    Anyhoo, I'll take pics next time. It seems like it took her 5 minutes to make it.

    I've been drinking this and buttermilk (which is really yoghurt) since I was 5 and I still suffer from shitty gut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post

    These fermenting techniques can be applied to numerous ingredients and have been forever.
    I haven't got the guts to try it

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    What’s the difference between Jeff and Yoghurt?
























    Yoghurt is a living culture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    my dick has grown at least 4 inches in length and girth since I started partaking.
    Thanks for the warning. I was going to try some but had better not.

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    ^ Thanks for the heads up, it's saved me cash from geting all my trousers re-tailored around the crotch area

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    No pics, she used it all.

    I was shocked at the price. 200 baht worth of grains to make 200ml worth of Kefir.

    That's more than 8 bucks Canadian. A good Kefir from a store would cost me $4.99 for 1 liter back home.

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    Some of us require a good kefiring....


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    200 baht worth of grains to make 200ml worth of Kefir
    No!! You re-use the grains every time you make kefir - the grains will multiply every time and you use a sieve to filter out the grains to put in the new milk to make the next lot of kefir.

    Did she throw the used grains away??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    No!! You re-use the grains every time you make kefir - the grains will multiply every time and you use a sieve to filter out the grains to put in the new milk to make the next lot of kefir.

    Did she throw the used grains away??
    Wait, I'll ask her. I didn't know this.

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    And yep....after just one day she's a bigger Kiefer expert than I am. She hid it from me apparently.....here it is




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    Is that the kefir or the cumshot? (important to know before you drink it - not so important for her to know before she drinks it...)


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    Jesus fucking Christ. Now I understand why she pronounces it wrong after sending me this video. Fucking Americans speak like Neanderthals.

    No wonder the Trump supporting likes of AO are so fucking dumb.

    GTFO of Thailand you fucking useless TEFLERz






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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    No wonder the Trump supporting likes of AO are so fucking dumb.
    Somehow you make it through life like this....






    Dont project your politically fucked up views on to me moron..

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