I peel my face with knife until there is no skin left.
I peel my face with knife until there is no skin left.
Tried several machines over the decades but never found one to beat the blade, much to do with skin/bristle type which means I usually shave 2x or most 3x weekly, Mach 3 + gel though I do miss the good old brush and bowl, might get the missus to treat me.
And as Robin Williams reminded in Good Morning Vietnam, rinse your blade in cold water never warm/hot.
I use one of those cheapie Phillips Travel Shavers in the piccie. Works fine for me since I'm not bothered to have a really close shave.
I used to use wet razors, but I was getting red skin rashes and the school boss thought I looked like an alcoholic.
Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile
Haven't wet shaved in a few years.
Use a beard trimmer set to 1mm every 2nd day or so.
The stubbly look is where it's at.
It also takes far less effort.
I got a Philips wet/dry electric because it was branded like that BB8 thing from the new Star Wars movies and that's a good thing according to my kids.
Doesn't shave anywhere near as good or close as a blade but it sure is fuck a lot more quick and convenient.
I use Gillette multi blade thing with a vibrator function. Works fine and the blades last too.
Bought a Phillips wet and dry rechargeable last year cos I was sharing a bathroom with 2 girls. Its adequate for short journeys too.
Does anyone recall Nawty shaving his arse using a mirror on the kitchen floor? That was hilarious. I seem to recall dry ice came into it somewhere.
Electric shavers are like masturbation.
You can do it while driving.
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