Thread: Knob Rot advice

It's turned a sort of greenish.........
I'm not sure how to handle it

Originally Posted by david44

It's turned a sort of greenish.........
I'm not sure how to handle it

Give him the agreed fee and send him on his way.

You have Hong Kong dong. No need to cut off. Will fall off on it's own.

Originally Posted by david44

It's turned a sort of greenish.........
I'm not sure how to handle it

With tongs.

an ole brass has offered ointment, should I seek specialist advice before Monday?

All very humurous at a distance but does anyone have first hand advice, it's not an emergency yet but I know failing to prep is prepping to fail

Originally Posted by david44

All very humurous at a distance but does anyone have first hand advice, it's not an emergency yet but I know failing to prep is prepping to fail

Oh dear god. The best advice is to get to a clinic, and i mean a real one. Second best advice is zithromax, six tabs. Take three at once, next three daily. But advice is option one is best.

If it is leaking green liquid, go to see a doctor or sexual health/VD clinic.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Oh dear god. The best advice is to get to a clinic, and i mean a real one. Second best advice is zithromax, six tabs. Take three at once, next three daily. But advice is option one is best.

Really , thanks for your advice , now don't fly off the handle however a photo might 'GET TO GRIP' with the diagnosis.

Oh for fucks sake. Is it brass?

Clean brass with Brasso. I've seen it for sale in Thailand. Tesco perhaps.

Plunge it in Coca Cola for about ten minutes. This will also remove any mold.

Originally Posted by Begbie

Plunge it in Coca Cola for about ten minutes. This will also remove any mold.

Coke on my knob, that's what I've been looking for...

Decapitation is the ultimate choice. It'll make you unhappy sometimes, but save you a helluva lotta money and time as a result.

Booked a room at chicos farm for you ya dirty bastard.

A cocktail of Brasso and Cillit Bang as a sundowner on Friday evenings will resolve the issue of “ what to post next”.

Kill or cure.

If it's just crotch rot and not actually leaking pus or pissing razor blades then prickly heat talcom powder will do the job.
If it is an internal infection then get thee to the doc for a jab.

Signs of sprouting a new one, perhaps?

Originally Posted by Cujo

If it's just crotch rot and not actually leaking pus or pissing razor blades then prickly heat talcom powder will do the job.
If it is an internal infection then get thee to the doc for a jab.

You did see the photo?

^^His surgeon advised against it, but he has the money to spend, let him.

Originally Posted by david44

You did see the photo?

Illustrating the exact green colour of the discharge, yes?

Originally Posted by OhOh

^^His surgeon advised against it, but he has the money to spend, let him.



Illustrating the exact green colour of the discharge, yes?

Are you giving me the Verdigris?

Originally Posted by david44

Are you giving me the Verdigris?

Is it one of his older operas?

Obviously you’re “asking for a friend”.

Originally Posted by Begbie

Obviously you’re “asking for a friend”.

I suppose what I'm really asking is
"How should it hang"
If I don't get the screws right there'll be hell to pay.
Don't fly off the handle please, we musn't twist the thread outta ask u