I thought I owned a dog

**YourDaddy** · 15-05-2018, 08:11 PM

I have known "Stang" - the ugliest Shih Tzu on the Soi Ramkhamheang for 4 years. The dog originally belongs to a Thai girl, but since she recently went through a divorce and got a new bf, the dog seemed like a burden. Meanwhile, I was happy to "take care", took her for a walk, fed her like no one ever did before, took her to a vet, etc.

Now the girl is moving out of her shared house into the apartment and they don't allow dogs. She wants to take dog to her hometown to stay with family which means I'll never see Stang again.

This would be fine if I didn't see how kids in my wife's village treat animals. Hit them on the head with a metal pipe, "play" roughly and just leave them roam like....well....dogs.

But Stang is now a different animal. She's used to luxuries, sleeps every night in an air con room (and on our bed) and when I try to leave her in girl's house she will bark and cry non stop. She's probably scared to be alone and sweat like a pig outside.

Now, I could probably convince this girl to leave me her dog, but I also need to convince wife. We live in a townhouse and don't have a yard, which means someone needs to be with her all the time. Also she's making excuses that when we travel, no one will be able to take care Stang. I find that silly. Almost everyone here in the neighborhood has a dog and I could probably give a few hundred a day for people to feed her and take her pee.

So, how to convince wife?

**crackerjack101** · 15-05-2018, 08:17 PM

Pay a thousand baht to take ownership, job done.
As far as the wife is concerned demonstrate that you've got people committed to care for the creature under any circumstances.

Major question is, are you prepared to look after it 24/7?

If you are......
Job done.

**cyrille** · 15-05-2018, 08:23 PM

Apologies YD, but I can only go by your post history.

Are you sure it's the dog you want?

**YourDaddy** · 15-05-2018, 08:24 PM

Heh....

**crackerjack101** · 15-05-2018, 08:37 PM

A brilliant response from Jeff;

He sent me a red saying;

"Your attempts at any type of advisory fall short - this happens when stupid people cross the lines with their false intelligence. Phony..."

Brilliant Jeff.
Thank you.
And it means what?

**crackerjack101** · 15-05-2018, 08:43 PM

If any one can help me out trying to understand what this means I'd appreciate it.

**Norton** · 15-05-2018, 08:45 PM

Means, fuck off cracker.

**buriramboy** · 15-05-2018, 08:45 PM

He's trying to say you're thick due to not having gained vast life experience from spending your life in Portland.

**nidhogg** · 15-05-2018, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

So, how to convince wife?

Honestly?

Trade. What does she want? It may be cynical, but offer her something she wants for something you want.

**crackerjack101** · 15-05-2018, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by buriramboy

He's trying to say you're thick due to not having gained vast life experience from spending your life in Portland.

Oh, right. Thanks for the clarification.
Wow, it must be great to be ............. er

Jeff.

**crackerjack101** · 15-05-2018, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

Means, fuck off cracker.

Well that's fair enough. But why the hyperbole?

**Dillinger** · 15-05-2018, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

So, how to convince wife?

if i was your wife I'd be lookin' for a real man, like Punty or Tomcat, you freak.

**YourDaddy** · 15-05-2018, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

if i was your wife I'd be lookin' for a real man, like Punty or Tomcat, you freak.

She can. I just want a dog.

**Farangrakthai** · 15-05-2018, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

She can. I just want a dog.

well, at least you're walking the neighbors' dog rather than the neighbor's kid, like fluke is.

;-)

**buriramboy** · 15-05-2018, 09:22 PM

That 'free rent' you get must really mean a lot to you to have given up your 'man card' for.

**Chittychangchang** · 15-05-2018, 09:24 PM

Dognap it!

Keep it and she'll probably forget about it.
She's too busy getting doggie herself now.

**buriramboy** · 15-05-2018, 09:28 PM

Talking about losing your 'man card' was having a beer with an acquaintance last Friday night and this bird was messaging him offering to cook for him and shag him senseless all night, he showed me her photos and she was fit as fuk and he said no for the reason he couldn't be bothered. Obviously 'man card' taken off him on the spot.

**YourDaddy** · 15-05-2018, 09:41 PM

Ok. Pics?

**tomcat** · 15-05-2018, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

So, how to convince wife?

...your wife is right: you travel frequently and stay in non-doggie hotels...get a pet only when you can be a responsible owner...

**tomcat** · 15-05-2018, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I'd be lookin' for a real man, like Punty or Tomcat

...I'll show you my man card if you show me yours...

**Dillinger** · 15-05-2018, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

I have known "Stang"

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

I could probably convince this girl to leave me her dog

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

She wants to take dog to her hometown to stay with family which means I'll never see Stang again.

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

This would be fine if I didn't see how kids in my wife's village treat animals

can anyone else see a pattern here

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

I'll never see Stang again.

**HuangLao** · 15-05-2018, 09:58 PM

Felines are more connected and needn't have to "watch" after them.
Fuck dogs.

Remind me too much of us.

**Chico** · 15-05-2018, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Honestly?

Trade. What does she want? It may be cynical, but offer her something she wants for something you want.

Be careful with that one,she might request a divorce.

**Chico** · 15-05-2018, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Felines are more connected and needn't have to "watch" after them.
Fuck dogs.

Remind me too much of us.

Jeff its ok we're already aware your a mut.

**Chico** · 15-05-2018, 10:16 PM

Jeff please accept my apology Nev may think I'm attacking you.

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