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    Win10 Home: Finally disabling Windows Update :)

    I hate Win10, the fucking Indian OS is a like a trojan horse, will download all kind of shit, fill up your hard disk with crap etc...

    I did some clean up, remove 1GB worth of crap files that were just there temp for no fooking reasons, bunch of indian fookers

    this is the worst OS ever, every time I disabled Windows Update, the fooking thing woud find new ways to download updates and try to install that miserable Windows 10 Creator Update with another 10GB of crap

    anyway found a way to disable the whole fooking Windows Update thing, undocumented on the web of course, so you will be the first to know here on TD

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    Get a bigger hard drive....the only way out is through.

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    undocumented on the web of course,
    does it involve "regedit" by any chance?

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    Fortunately he is no longer able to post witless crap like this in the computer thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    this is the worst OS ever, every time I disabled Windows Update the fooking thing woud find new ways to download updates
    cuz u dunno wut ur doin

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    And...?

    Whats the fcuking solution then?

    I am also plagued by Windows 10 updates. It updates every day and then tells me that it needs to update again!

    I am waiting here, agog to know your solution...

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    He bought a Mac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Fortunately he is no longer able to post witless crap like this in the computer thread.
    Yup. More witless crap from the belgian goat fluffer.

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    Dear Mrs Drag On

    sorry to hear the technowobbly no good , while no tecni geek , may I offer 3.5 tip top solutions, provide by The Bangalore Gracious Me Support centre that work for me

    1 Caress the Largest machine and leave it to raise or until red,
    Do not apply Dicky's skin whiteer or KY jelly prematurely.
    2 Repeat on, turn yourself on and off,Look @ my wife the m-in-law works for me
    3 Ask Harry or Baldrick who seem to understand knobs better than me important yer Jatukom not catch in cockring in error.
    Advance for Ice Cream Sanwich types

    3.5 -4 Download a friend open a grand cru and blow one off this may not remedy microsoft mucous or the hairy hegemony of windowswobblies but it takes yer mind of it.

    If you are having anxiety about inanimate objects it may

    be a positive sign and not lead to trump sodony and the lash
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    anyway found a way to disable the whole fooking Windows Update thing, undocumented on the web of course, so you will be the first to know here on TD
    There does appear to be a way of "delaying" allegedly for months, W10 updates, 'arry provided a useful link in another thread.

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    Depending on your PC a Creators Update takes 1-2 hours to install. There are two a fucking year and they usually add functionality.

    Start it before you go to bed.

    Other Security patches take a lot less, a cup of coffee usually.

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    Hi guys, glad you all liked my thread

    the solution is very easy, and here is the solution for those who don't need screenshots (like Harry):

    1. Go to Control Panel, switch to "Classic View" and in the "Programs ..." section, select the line with "Windows 10 Update Assistant" and right-click "Uninstall"
    2. Go to "Administrative and Tools" section, and select "Services", find "Windows Update", click on "Properties" and select "Disabled" for Startup mode, and click also on the "Stop" button

    You would think this is enough, but no, the little Indian fookers knew smart arses could disable their shit program, so added a few script to make sure you couldn't disable the whole thing, so here we go:

    3. Go to "Administrative and Tools" section, select "Scheduler", and then click on the "Microsoft" folder in the left, there find the folder "Windows Update", and click on it. On the tasks panel you will see all kinds of scripts there for Windows Update. Right click on everyone of them, and select "stop" or "disable"

    and bye bye Windows 10 Update forever

    also noticed my PC running much faster, booting much faster etc... since the Indian fools would download shit in the background all the time, slowing down your porn video and everything on the fooking internet. Same same with boot process, no more 15min shutdown with "Wait while we configure Windows"

    Next, I will make a few screenshots for those who are too challenged with MS navigation and Standard MO

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    There does appear to be a way of "delaying" allegedly for months, W10 updates, 'arry provided a useful link in another thread.
    Tried those, completely worthless and hopeless, and have been disabled by MS since, to prepare and force that wonderful Win10 Creator Update
    Last edited by Dragonfly; 26-04-2018 at 10:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    undocumented on the web of course,
    being the guru that you claim to be it is a wonder you are not running win10 LTSB - https://www.howtogeek.com/273824/win...tsb-explained/

    and running QubesOS - https://www.qubes-os.org/intro/ - with win10 as just one of a variety of sandboxed OS's via VTd

    but you are not because you are nothing but a belgian butterfluffer

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Depending on your PC a Creators Update takes 1-2 hours to install. There are two a fucking year and they usually add functionality.

    Start it before you go to bed.

    Other Security patches take a lot less, a cup of coffee usually.
    you really are a clueless Indian call boy with too much time on his hand, aren't you

    Who want to sit and wait 2 hours every 6 months for their laptop to re-install and fook up everything ???

    only Harry of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    being the guru that you claim to be it is a wonder you are not running win10 LTSB - https://www.howtogeek.com/273824/win...tsb-explained/

    and running QubesOS - https://www.qubes-os.org/intro/ - with win10 as just one of a variety of sandboxed OS's via VTd

    but you are not because you are nothing but a belgian butterfluffer
    hey plumber boy, maybe you should read your own links and get a fooking clue

    you can't install that version on consumer PC, dumbo, but you wouldn't know since you are a silly bitcoin hack

    Microsoft doesn’t want people using Windows 10 LTSB on general purpose PCs, though. As Microsoft puts it, “LTSB is not intended for deployment on most or all the PCs in an organization; it should be used only for special-purpose devices. As a general guideline, a PC with Microsoft Office installed is a general-purpose device, typically used by an information worker, and therefore it is better suited for the [Current Branch] or [Current Branch for Business] servicing branch.”


    LTSB is only for rare mission-critical devices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    win10 LTSB -
    While Lesbian Trans Sodomite and Buggery are all very well

    but might it invalidate my underpants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    LTSB is only for rare mission-critical devices.
    you are frightfully niave butterfluffer

    you can install it on a consumer pc if you wish - but it comes with out all the pretty sh1te , so without the trinkets and baubles I doubt it will interest you

    many people use it on mining rigs as it does not fcuk up their system with updates - and the windows support for over 5 video cards is better

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    you are frightfully niave butterfluffer

    you can install it on a consumer pc if you wish - but it comes with out all the pretty sh1te , so without the trinkets and baubles I doubt it will interest you
    god, do you understand the notion that you can't buy or download the LTSB version or the ISO image for it ? also you don't have a license for it, and would require a full re-install with the installation media, and still you wouldn't have the OEM key for it to activate that special license

    but nice try, and it was an interesting reading

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    of course unless you have the "regedit" hack to switch the "Home" or "Enterprise" version into LTSB, we consumer can't have it or buy it or download it from an official source

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    or download the LTSB version
    live on in your alternate reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    live on in your alternate reality
    well, since you were so nice to link that article, why don't you show us where to download the official ISO file, and how to get the "official" OEM key

    thanks

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