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    Best Start to the day?

    Care for a wiggle ? yes she would....

    If your best squeeze not on tap, I like a glass of fresh squeezed juice,not the sweet stuff served at so many buffets. Tropicana or better.Passion Fruit is a bit of work to strain but delicious. I bought one of those nutri bullet type blenders which takes the effort out.It's amazingly noisy if hungover , so night before or delegate to the Nong.The high speed pulps everything in seconds expensivve but sound investment, much quicker easier to clean than lo speed Otto type amateur kit.


    A shower/shave and a shit and good to go, dry off on the sunnyside of the terrace feed the birds, fish and cats, so they won't bother over brekkie.

    Quick dip if warm bike ride of cold

    Then on normal days 2 eggs and 2 toast black cherry jam on one marmite on the other

    At weekends If time a proper cooked breakfast , kippers if available.bacon eggs or steak eggs in a diner .
    If alone or no time smoked salmon in Croissants with scrambled eggs.

    After all that exertion Bumcock Post,Irish Times or Guardian and a massage while looking forward to beer O'Clock

    The Ulster Fry, unless actually turning sods pretty high calorie so a weeend treat I have no fried bread and only one egg.

    I will also eat fresh mushrooms non Thai baked beans or white pudding but they are not traditional. Good white pudding is not seen in these parts may try and make my own, the Chiang Mai sausage is a good substitute for those who have never tried its a an unspiced very light pale pork usually sold wrapped in Banana style with string and a label, it is nothing like the sweetened pig offal sold on roadsides.



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    In Penang I also like the Tamil style Roti Canai with mild dipping curry , this can been found in Tamil Sri Lankan Cafes in Tooting London for a hefty fiver more 3 ringgit or less in little India
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    I prefer the shit before i get in the shower

    You dont mention Blow Job either

    You sure its a nutri bullet and not a love bullet thats banging away?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    the Chiang Mai sausage is a good substitute
    Oo err Missus

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    Errrr David, I thought you'd given up the grog.
    And into what do you dip?

    I think you're dreaming again.
    And why not?
    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.


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    Cock, coffee and a fag.

    Followed by a full English (thank you singapore) but usually cereal, or toast with marmite or marmalade.

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    Best start today? Afternoon. What can I say it was my day/night off. Now off to survey the damage.

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    ^best you check the glue pot you ding donger

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    Down in Chi town they call me Thick Long Dong.

    Not because I'm stupid mind you.

    Time to wake up the little woman to jack me off again.


    Followed by a full English? Hope he brought a raincoat.

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    How's marimite doing these days Switch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    How's marimite doing these days Switch.
    Didn’t see any in my go to store in Bugis. Will have to make the old one last. Next stop Cebu for May Day. Maybe find some in phils.

    Still can’t get the top off the bloody marmalade jar.......

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    ^ Thankfully you've got a man around to do it for you

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    @switch - don't forget to see the whales in Oslob. It's 3-4h by bus or van from Cebu city. Will you be going to Puerto Galera or Manila?

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    @switch - don't forget to see the whales in Oslob. It's 3-4h by bus or van from Cebu city. Will you be going to Puerto Galera or Manila?
    I’m hoping to make it to Puerta Galeria. Your trip report was quite persuasive. Thank you Katie.

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    ^welcome. Btw, it's Puerto Galera, not Puerta Galeria. Puerto = port, puerta = hole. Not same same.

    safe travels to you...

    Btw, no marmite or vegemite here. I haven't seen it in local supermarkets.

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    Plenty Marmite in Malaysia if you happen to swing by there.

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    Heading for Cebu via Jakarta, so I will have to take some with me.

    Apologies for the bad spelling Katie, annoying isn’t it?

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    Best start to the day..? Has to be when the bird asks if want breakfast or a blow job.. so you choose the blow job of course and then after she goes and makes you marmite on toast and a cup of tea anyway. Happy happy days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Best start to the day..? Has to be when the bird asks if want breakfast or a blow job.. so you choose the blow job of course and then after she goes and makes you marmite on toast and a cup of tea anyway. Happy happy days
    You do know marriage will end that right?

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    Hey, have fun. And be careful.

    (Never sit beside the cab driver.. Always sit behind him.... Makes it harder for him to do tricks when he's behind the wheel... Sorry, I sound like your grandma, but I actually got my first degree in The University of Cebu - UC so, I happen to know the place. Enjoy. Moalboal have nice quiet beaches and exquisite dive sites. )
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    @switch - lemme know if you're in Manila or surrounds and in need of a tour guide. She comes cheap - you just have to feed her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    Btw, it's Puerto Galera, not Puerta Galeria. Puerto = port, puerta = hole.

    Freudian slip, by the looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Freudian slip, by the looks.
    Just lazy, that’s all.

    Cebu merits further exploration first. Then back to a simple draw of the natural world with a little bit of civilisation thrown in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    further exploration first
    A Park Drive?



    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Then back to a simple draw
    Woodbine?



    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    the natural world
    Golden Virginia?


    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    bit of civilisation
    Pick a Dilly?

    Tip from the Senior service avoid fags

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    ^Im a Marlboro Light man.

    No more woodbine sweepings from the WD & HO Wills Bristol factory. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Care for a wiggle ? yes she would....

    If your best squeeze not on tap, I like a glass of fresh squeezed juice,not the sweet stuff served at so many buffets. Tropicana or better.Passion Fruit is a bit of work to strain but delicious. I bought one of those nutri bullet type blenders which takes the effort out.It's amazingly noisy if hungover , so night before or delegate to the Nong.The high speed pulps everything in seconds expensivve but sound investment, much quicker easier to clean than lo speed Otto type amateur kit.


    A shower/shave and a shit and good to go, dry off on the sunnyside of the terrace feed the birds, fish and cats, so they won't bother over brekkie.

    Quick dip if warm bike ride of cold

    Then on normal days 2 eggs and 2 toast black cherry jam on one marmite on the other

    At weekends If time a proper cooked breakfast , kippers if available.bacon eggs or steak eggs in a diner .
    If alone or no time smoked salmon in Croissants with scrambled eggs.

    After all that exertion Bumcock Post,Irish Times or Guardian and a massage while looking forward to beer O'Clock

    The Ulster Fry, unless actually turning sods pretty high calorie so a weeend treat I have no fried bread and only one egg.

    I will also eat fresh mushrooms non Thai baked beans or white pudding but they are not traditional. Good white pudding is not seen in these parts may try and make my own, the Chiang Mai sausage is a good substitute for those who have never tried its a an unspiced very light pale pork usually sold wrapped in Banana style with string and a label, it is nothing like the sweetened pig offal sold on roadsides.



    BonAppetit

    In Penang I also like the Tamil style Roti Canai with mild dipping curry , this can been found in Tamil Sri Lankan Cafes in Tooting London for a hefty fiver more 3 ringgit or less in little India
    Gay, or over the hill?

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