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    Clean Break Withsoap Stoke

    Police arrested a naked man seen fleeing from a home - after he broke into a home to take a bath.
    The elderly householder returned to his address in Adderley Green, to find the curtains open and the kitchen in disarray.
    He immediately dialled 999 and the police advised him to check where the intruder was still there.
    The pensioner then went upstairs where he found a dishevelled man having a soak in the tub while supping on a drink.
    Following the confrontation, the burglar leaped out the bath and ran off down the street - leaving his clothes in a pile in the bathroom.

    https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/naked-man-arrest-bath-1426622

    Luxury we dreant of a bath
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    No mention of a cone up his arse? Can't be our Withnallstoke!



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    ^If it was our stoker he would know to take the cone out before getting in the bath as you can drown from internal flooding otherwise!

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    Look what I found in Pattaya yesterday





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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    the police advised him to check where the intruder was still there.
    Advice to get someone killed. Sure go back in the house and look for the intruder. Utterly laughable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Look what I found in Pattaya yesterday




    The are delicious Nairns original even better,

    However no relation to the plate size Staffordshire "HOT" oakcakes which are served more like a pancake often with cheese and or bacon, some even go continental and smear jam etc.There were lots of small outlets in wet markets and one man shops, I think I read they are sold outside Stoke area, an acquired taste but I could eat a stack right now with butter and marmite,Cheshire and maybe streaky.

    Staffordshire Oatcakes - Traditional English Hotcakes - Pancakes Recipe - Genius Kitchen


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    Misstep #1. The pensioner forgot the tea and biscuits.

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    I did runner from a sauna once, naked.

    Not sure why, maybe force of habit as I'd just eaten in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I did runner from a sTuna once
    TFIFY

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