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    Getting to work difficult?



    Střídání obsluhy majáku, zaměstnání snů ...

    Google translate says Polish ... Shifting lighthouse operator, dream job

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    How did you stumble upon that Dave?

    A man being pulled up a huge phallus

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    I have an honorary Uncle/cousin.

    He's old enough to be my Dad.

    He just sends through stuff like this.

    Most of it's cringeworthy, but an occasional gem.

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    The A9 in Germany is bad enough...especially if it's Dutch grocklebox season.

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    This is indicative of what my 'Uncle' also sends me ...

    A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
    “We will heel you
    We will save your sole
    We will even dye for you.”

    SIGN OVER A GYNAECOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    IN A PODIATRIST'S OFFICE:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    ON A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
    “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”

    AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    You've come to the right place."

    ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK :
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    AT A TYRE SHOP IN MILWAUKEE :
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    IN A NON-SMOKING AREA:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

    ON A MATERNITY ROOM DOOR:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    AT A CAR DEALERSHIP:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

    OUTSIDE A CAR EXHAUST SHOP:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    IN A VETERINARIAN'S WAITING ROOM:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
    However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

    IN A RESTAURANT WINDOW:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

    IN THE FRONT YARD OF A FUNERAL HOME:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    AT A PROPANE FILLING STATION:
    "Thank Heaven for little grills."

    IN A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."

    AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST.
    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    That's definitely a Monday morning.

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    BTW, if you wonder how things like this might be engineered, there's a great episode of the BBC's Seven Wonders of the Industrial World on Bell Rock's Lighthouse.


    It's Episode 3 of a fantastic series.

    https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/167...__---_Volume_1

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    The Perfect Storm, verzija Polski

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