Booze calculator: What's your drinking nationality?

**Chittychangchang** · 28-03-2018, 12:43 AM

Just for fun, takes 30 seconds on the link..

How does your drinking measure up to the average in countries around the world? Find out below if you are similar to a boozy Belarusian or a teetotal Kuwaiti.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372

I Got Romania

**Maanaam** · 28-03-2018, 01:00 AM

Spirits: Value must be 99 or less.
I can't do the test because it doesn't accept 135. But at 99, I'm matched (not very well) with Moldova.
Stupid test if you can't enter a value that will compare you to the top country in their survey.

**david44** · 28-03-2018, 02:58 AM

You drink less than the average for your home country

You drink as heavily as people from Uruguay, the 68th heaviest-drinking country in the world

Disgraceful will open the box of beer been under the block since new years.

One compensation the hordes of local Uruguayans won't drink me under the table

I seem to have reached the Fray Bentos point aka Sybils last theorem

**AntRobertson** · 28-03-2018, 07:34 AM

I got Kuwait!

**Switch** · 28-03-2018, 08:12 AM

Living in a Muslim community has blunted my intake somewhat.

I suspect that my Singapore trip this weekend will offer some amelioration.

**AntRobertson** · 28-03-2018, 08:14 AM

It's not a very accurate calculator.

It wouldn't let me enter the 0.5 can of beer I have in me weekly shandy.

That should've put me somewhere like Oman not Kuwait.

**Airportwo** · 28-03-2018, 08:15 AM

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You drink more heavily than people from Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world!

**bsnub** · 28-03-2018, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by Airportwo

You drink more heavily than people from Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world!

Same here.

**Mandaloopy** · 28-03-2018, 01:38 PM

Namibia, which is less than the average Brit according to the test

**YourDaddy** · 28-03-2018, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I got Kuwait!

#metoo

Fuck, I guess I'm a Cheap Charlie

**kmart** · 28-03-2018, 02:31 PM

Hungary. Must have been a bit Thirsty last week..

**VocalNeal** · 28-03-2018, 03:05 PM

Namibian. Long live the Reich.

**Luigi** · 28-03-2018, 03:15 PM

Nigeria

**AntRobertson** · 28-03-2018, 03:17 PM

Actually thinking about this more I'm currently Kuwait but during the holidays I'm more Belarus.

Does that mean I have to move?

**Chittychangchang** · 28-03-2018, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Nigeria

Not drinking from the furry cup

**tomcat** · 28-03-2018, 04:04 PM

...Nigeria (furry cup extra)...

**happynz** · 28-03-2018, 04:46 PM

Currently Kuwait, but later on this year...Grenada!

**uncle junior** · 28-03-2018, 04:58 PM

Sez I'm from the USA....could have just looked at my passport

**Thailandbound** · 28-03-2018, 05:03 PM

eww, USA.

Not a drinker?
Most people from Kuwait also abstain

I really doubt most people abstain in Kuwait.... it's more of an underground thing (based on experience).

**tomcat** · 28-03-2018, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Thailandbound

I really doubt most people abstain in Kuwait

...agree (also based on experience)...wealthy Kuwaitis import what they like (through connections) while the less well off fly to Bahrain for boozy debauchery...

**Thailandbound** · 28-03-2018, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by tomcat

fly to Bahrain for boozy debauchery...

or Dubai (based on a lot of experiences).

**Thailandbound** · 28-03-2018, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

Fuck, I guess I'm a Cheap Charlie

You said it, not me. lol

**Simon43** · 28-03-2018, 05:34 PM

"You drink most like you're from Equatorial Guinea

and quite unlike people from your home country

Fcuk, what is Equatorial Guinea famous for? Absolutely bollox all

**tomcat** · 28-03-2018, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

what is Equatorial Guinea famous for?

...it is noteworthy for 2 reasons: it has plentiful oil and one of Africa's longest serving dictators...

**Troy** · 29-03-2018, 12:30 AM

You drink more heavily than people from Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world

I was scared to put in the full week though so I may be a little higher than that....

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