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    Why??

    Why do they call it a 'ham' burger? There's no ham in it.

    Why do they call it a 'sports' coat. You don't play sports in it.
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    why......did you stop taking your meds?

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    Why are the last two letters 'j' and 'o' when they should be 'n' and 't' ?

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    Why when your wife catches you with a girl it's called adultery

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Why are the last two letters 'j' and 'o' when they should be 'n' and 't' ?
    That's quite good.
    You're still a tedious dickhead though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Why are the last two letters 'j' and 'o' when they should be 'n' and 't' ?


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    Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?


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    Why is there a 'w' and an 'h' in why?

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    Why m c a ?

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    I don't see any Zebras in the UK but we have Zebra crossings. Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    I don't see any Zebras in the UK but we have Zebra crossings. Why?
    They are not for Zebras to cross the road, they are black and white and resemble zebras.
    If they were just all black crossings without the white stripes, they would be called African crossings

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    Why do they call it masturbating when I allways do it alone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Why are the last two letters 'j' and 'o' when they should be 'n' and 't' ?
    Playing the bant? Duelling bants?
    Banjo sounds better.



    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Why when your wife catches you with a girl it's called adultery
    Indeed, why. The inconsistencies of English are unadulterated BS.

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    It’s from Hamburg, which is 500 km away from where Frankfurters come from. Sports coats were designed for people taking part in shooting events. Adultery is not etymologically related to the word “adult”, it is related to adulteration and means breach of faith. All the other questions appear to be from stupid people trying to be funny, I may be wrong.
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    Why is Frank not in the Frankfurters?

    That's the scope of TD threads these days...

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    Guy 2: It's when you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their
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    #unclebob#uncle bob#duct tape#unclebobbing#shit
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    There is a ham sandwich...

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    Is mustard a must?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Why do they call it masturbating when I allways do it alone?
    I stop making my wife watch it when she said "you touch dick like crazy people"

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    Why does the word queue need so many letters?

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    Why do we even HAVE the letter c?

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    How else would you spell kunt?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    How else would you spell kunt?...
    ....BaitongBoy

    Although I prefer to refer to you as...

    Boring, creapy cvnt

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    How

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