Luimneach

Down Nana some lick and suck it
Aborigines fill and fuckit
Connoisseurs like the cream pie
from an AndyCappodean guy
Cruising Wanking St with a bucket

There was a young man from Naklua
Who liked to make love on a sewer
Pieworks effluent wont deter
as he tried to NAIL her
In the end decided to screw her

There was a hansum man Holy Moler
Once belived to be a Hi roller
After shafting in nan
Nuts fell of his van
now he's a stroller

:tumbs:

Don't quit the day job! :silly:

There once was a man from Chang Rie who thought his wife could bake a pie.
But he found that the most she could do is burnt toast
So they packaged and patented the same.

There once was a pister called fish
who asked for just one little wish
"if it isn't too late
can I gobble up Cate
before I move on to Trish?"