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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Jeff...you hate yourself for your weakness.

    This thread reeks of the fetid stench of your overcompensation.
    Jeff? lol I thought might be Lao Tzu or something. You'll be saying he's from Bradford next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    You coming down for the big event mate?
    The wife's going up North this weekend.

    So its a toss up between Tim Hedges or Trim Vadges

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDee View Post
    Fuck off you Chinky twat.
    I, for one, can see through your religious bullshit.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Tim Hedges
    Good choice.

    Is he free on the 9th or 10th?

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    ^ Tim has got his own impersonator nowadays










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    Well done

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    ^^^^
    There's an element of truth to that poster Dill.
    When our generation were growing up 90% of people smoked , even pregnant women.
    Guess that's added into the mix, makes it even more difficult to give up.

    Anyhow I've given up, must be 10 days now although it does seem longer.
    Granted, I had a relapse and smoked a cigarette one night.
    You however were sucking on a keisha pipe like TC and Dave on a sexual innuendo , a week after you quit on one of your jollies
    Last edited by Chittychangchang; 24-05-2018 at 12:14 AM. Reason: Sequel sexual innuendo

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    Cough....and again on Friday back down Love Lane

    But it doesnt count, its not a cigarette












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    That's like saying getting a blow job from someone other than the wife is not cheating.

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    The water in the sheesha ( a geisha as you mentioned is a Japanese prostitute) drowns all the nicotine before it gets in your lungs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    That's like saying getting a blow job from someone other than the wife is not cheating.
    Come on Chitty, all of us men know its only cheating if they find out

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    What's the point if you don't get a hit?

    Geishas aren't allowed to be prostitutes, it's against the ethics of the Geisha.

    Is today Wednesday? I thought it was Thursday! Yes I am, I'll have a pint of hang glider you Ssssllaaggggggg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    The water in the sheesha ( a geisha as you mentioned is a Japanese prostitute) drowns all the nicotine before it gets in your lungs
    No it doesn't
    If that were the case bongs would be useless.

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    The guy said it was nicotine free.

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    Dill Hooka Hazard

    Of all the tokes for me the sheesha hardest to quit, loafing on the lounges of Al Ain with a mint tea, coke hash grass less so , tobacco is addictive but sheesha is a lifestyle. If I was down to my last month I'd take it up again

    BUT

    The Effects of Smoking Shisha

    Shisha is the flavoured tobacco used in smoking process using hookah water pipes, which are also called by other names such as Narghile, Hubble Bubble, Goza, among other names. The process of smoking Shisha started when tobacco is soaked on fruits shavings such as apple, grapes and strawberries.A hookah consists of a base, pipe, bowl and hose or a mouthpiece. Tobacco is placed in the bowl, which is at the top of the pipe structure. An aluminium foil covers the bowl and small charcoal pieces are then placed on the foil, which is punctured using a pin to gently heat the tobacco. When smoked using the hose; smooth, sweet-smelling vapour is filtered through the base containing water. It also comes in floral flavours such as coconut, vanilla and rose.
    Main Effects of Shisha

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    Causes cancer

    Due to the mode of Shisha smoking—including frequency of puffing, depth of inhalation, and length of the smoking session—Shisha smokers may absorb higher concentrations of the toxins found in cigarette smoke, thus increasing the hazard to the body.
    The charcoal used to heat tobacco in the Shisha pipes increases the health risks. Even after it has passed through water, the smoke produced by a Shisha contains high levels of toxic compounds, including carbon monoxide, heavy metals, and cancer-causing chemicals. Shisha tobacco and smoke contain numerous toxic substances known to cause lung, bladder, and oral cancers. A typical one-hour session of hookah smoking exposes the user to 100 to 200 times the volume of smoke inhaled from a single cigarette.Irritation from exposure to tobacco juices increases the risk of developing oral cancers. The irritation by tobacco juice products is likely to be greater among Shisha smokersthan among pipe or cigar smokers because Shisha smoking is typically practiced (with or without inhalation) more often and for longer periods of time.
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    Causes heart problem

    Shisha tobacco and smoke contain numerous toxic substances known to cause clogged arteries and heart disease.
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    Periodontal (gum tissue) disease

    There is an increased level of nicotine and cotinine (a by product of nicotine) in the blood plasma, saliva and urine of Shisha smokers that affects the periodontal tissues.
    D
    Prone to infections

    Hookah pipes used in hookah bars and cafes may not be cleaned properly, risking the spread of infectious diseases. Infectious diseases including tuberculosis (which can infect the lungs or other parts of the body), aspergillus (a fungus that can cause serious lung infections), and helicobacter (which can cause stomach ulcers) may be spread by sharing the pipe or through the way the tobacco is prepared.Hookah pipes used in hookah bars and cafes may not be cleaned properly, risking the spread of infectious diseases.
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    Low birth weight babies with pregnant women smoking Shisha

    Shisha smoking among pregnant mothers is risky to the baby as well, since the child may face underweight problems and difficulty in breathing. Babies born to women who smoked one or more water pipes a day during pregnancy have lower birth weights (were at least 3½ ounces less) than babies born to non-smokers and are at an increased risk for respiratory diseases.
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    Danger of second hand smoke

    Using Shisha smoke poses a serious potential health hazard to smokers and others exposed to the smoke emitted. The second hand smoke from Shisha poses a serious risk for non-smokers, particularly because it contains smoke not only from the tobacco but also from the heat source (e.g., charcoal) used in the hookah.
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    Nicotine addiction

    Hookah and Shisha smoking deliver almost the same amount of nicotine as cigarettes do, leading to nicotine addiction.
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    Some effects of Shisha also includes: wrinkled skin, sexual impotence, etc.

    Shisha smokers who regard shisha as another form of smoking with a lower risk should reconsider their thoughts. The use of smoking Shisha as a past time hobby, a bonding session or a social event for some is entirely our choice. That temporary bliss given by smoking Shisha for a long run is not to be ignored though. The listed effects of smoking Shisha above are just some of the effects and we do not know what more could it cause. The sure thing is, the moment you are having a Shisha session you are also buying yourself a ticket in slowly killing your body bits by bits.The prevalence of people smoking Shisha as a way of life is a call for attention. It is maybe because you want to get out from the stress of a problem that needs a solution. By way of this information people can make decisions to save or if they choose to ruin their body. If smoking cigarettes is harmful, then hookah smoking is only worse.



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    ^no worse than cold turkey...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Is today Wednesday? I thought it was Thursday! Yes I am, I'll have a pint of hang glider you Ssssllaaggggggg!
    ...*sigh*:

    A: Windy today, isn't it?
    B: No, I think it's Thursday.
    A: So am I. Let's have a drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    when can I blow your goat buddy?
    WTF Dill? Giving up ciggies open up new horizons?

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    ...^same horizons, different drink...

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    Feels good to get that black gunk out of the lungs.

    No going back now.

    No more clucking like a Christmas turkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post

    It's final!!!

    I am a non smoker
    I find that its better to regard yourself , as a smoker who is trying to quit .
    Being a non smoker , just having one smoke , you may find that to be acceptable , but if you were a smoker trying to quite , that one cigarette, will make you a smoker again .

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    Nah, fook it!

    Cigs are history!

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    Don't forget what happened to Ronnie...Quitting Smoking cold turkey.-ronnie-jpg
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    No thanks, carn't imagine shagging Maggie Thatcher for a nanosecond..


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