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    Banker leaves her job to become a professional sex toy tester, as you do...



    Leaving a £60,000 job can’t be easy. But if the alternative is having 20 orgasms a week – and getting paid for it – then hey, it makes for a pretty convincing argument. Cara Douglas, from Lincolnshire, was getting hefty paychecks every year but that didn’t stop the wealth management expert from getting bored of office life. So she quit to start reviewing vibrators, lubricants and other sex toys. If only we could all pack it in to live as a professional sex toy connoisseur.




    She might’ve taken a pay cut but Cara, 37, says the new job is much more pleasurable. She’s been testing out the toys with her fiancé, Darren, who she’s been dating for eight years. Around 3,000 sex toys have been reviewed on Cara’s blog, helping her get off 20 times a wee


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    When are you going to come down?
    When are you going to land?...

    So goodbye yellow brick road
    Where the dogs of society howl
    You can't plant me in your penthouse
    I'm going back to my plough

    Back to the howling old owl in the woods
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    Oh I've finally decided my future lies
    Beyond the yellow brick road...

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    Whatever give one a buzz?

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    Good luck with the new job Chitty












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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    helping her get off 20 times a wee
    yes - more than 3 shakes is a wank

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    Merchant Banker [rhyming slang]

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    Is that a plastic goat up there, Dill?...

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    Banker my arse, she's a Wanker .

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    I once new a girl who did the same sort of thing.. her husband owned an online sex toy store and she would try them before being packaged sold to customers online. I guess selling toys online can be quite lucrative from what they told me.



    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    , helping her get off 20 times a week
    Wow..

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    Bean counter to bean flicker. Meh.

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    Face like a bag of smashed crabs.

    Only way way she can reach orgasm.

    Who in their right mind would want to follow an 8 inch pink rabbit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Who in their right mind would want to follow an 8 inch pink rabbit?
    Apparently "Darren" has been up for it...one inch for every year with her. Sounds like "Darren" has commitment issues.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    She’s been testing out the toys with her fiancé, Darren, who she’s been dating for eight years.

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