Banker leaves her job to become a professional sex toy tester, as you do...

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Leaving a £60,000 job can’t be easy. But if the alternative is having 20 orgasms a week – and getting paid for it – then hey, it makes for a pretty convincing argument. Cara Douglas, from Lincolnshire, was getting hefty paychecks every year but that didn’t stop the wealth management expert from getting bored of office life. So she quit to start reviewing vibrators, lubricants and other sex toys. If only we could all pack it in to live as a professional sex toy connoisseur.

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She might’ve taken a pay cut but Cara, 37, says the new job is much more pleasurable. She’s been testing out the toys with her fiancé, Darren, who she’s been dating for eight years. Around 3,000 sex toys have been reviewed on Cara’s blog, helping her get off 20 times a wee


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When are you going to come down?
When are you going to land?...

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road...

Whatever give one a buzz?

Good luck with the new job Chitty











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Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

helping her get off 20 times a wee

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yes - more than 3 shakes is a wank

Massive hole :yup:

Merchant Banker [rhyming slang]

Is that a plastic goat up there, Dill?...

Banker my arse, she's a Wanker .

I once new a girl who did the same sort of thing.. her husband owned an online sex toy store and she would try them before being packaged sold to customers online. I guess selling toys online can be quite lucrative from what they told me.

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Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

, helping her get off 20 times a week

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Wow.. :)

Bean counter to bean flicker. Meh.

Face like a bag of smashed crabs.

Only way way she can reach orgasm.

Who in their right mind would want to follow an 8 inch pink rabbit?

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Originally Posted by Switch

Who in their right mind would want to follow an 8 inch pink rabbit?

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Apparently "Darren" has been up for it...one inch for every year with her. Sounds like "Darren" has commitment issues. :)

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Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

She’s been testing out the toys with her fiancé, Darren, who she’s been dating for eight years.

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