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    Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife’s vagina

    COUPLE HOSPITALIZED AFTER MAN GETS HIS HEAD STUCK IN HIS WIFE’S VAGINA couple

    A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game.


    Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 pm last night to ask for an ambulance.
    Samantha Irving, the operator who took the call, says she thought it as a joke when he explained the situation.
    “The woman told me that her husband had fallen and that his head was now stuck in her vaginal cavity. I really thought that it was a group of teenagers making a prank call.”

    Despite Ms. Irving’s doubts, she sent an ambulance on the site and the paramedics rapidly realized that the situation was in fact very serious.
    Bill Austin, one of the paramedics who transported the couple, claims they were lying naked on their bed and partially covered in blood.
    “The woman kept screaming out in pain whenever the guy moved, but he had half of his face buried in there and he looked like he was going through Hell!”

    The couple was transported to the nearby Hale County Hospital, where doctors were able to separate the couple.
    Ms. Morrison suffered from severe internal bleeding but is now stable, while her husband has suffered only a few scratches and bruises.
    According to doctors, both could also suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome.
    Dr. Frank Olson, who treated the couple upon their arrival at the hospital, says that such extreme sexual practices are extremely dangerous and recommends to completely avoid them.

    Incidents like this one are, indeed, quite unusual, but hundreds of couples are admitted to the hospital every year in the U.S. after getting stuck together during sexual intercourse.
    According to data collected by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, 3,213 couples were hospitalized for such problems across the country in 2015 and 3,789 in 2016.
    According to the same data, the Morrisons are the first couple to be hospitalized for a head stuck inside a vaginal cavity since October 2007.

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    COUPLE HOSPITALIZED AFTER MAN GETS HIS HEAD STUCK IN HIS WIFE’S VAGINA



    A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game.

    Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 pm last night to ask for an ambulance.
    Samantha Irving, the operator who took the call, says she thought it as a joke when he explained the situation.
    “The woman told me that her husband had fallen and that his head was now stuck in her vaginal cavity. I really thought that it was a group of teenagers making a prank call.”
    Despite Ms. Irving’s doubts, she sent an ambulance on the site and the paramedics rapidly realized that the situation was in fact very serious.
    Bill Austin, one of the paramedics who transported the couple, claims they were lying naked on their bed and partially covered in blood.
    “The woman kept screaming out in pain whenever the guy moved, but he had half of his face buried in there and he looked like he was going through Hell!”
    The couple was transported to the nearby Hale County Hospital, where doctors were able to separate the couple.
    Ms. Morrison suffered from severe internal bleeding but is now stable, while her husband has suffered only a few scratches and bruises.
    According to doctors, both could also suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome.
    Dr. Frank Olson, who treated the couple upon their arrival at the hospital, says that such extreme sexual practices are extremely dangerous and recommends to completely avoid them.

    Incidents like this one are, indeed, quite unusual, but hundreds of couples are admitted to the hospital every year in the U.S. after getting stuck together during sexual intercourse.
    According to data collected by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, 3,213 couples were hospitalized for such problems across the country in 2015 and 3,789 in 2016.
    According to the same data, the Morrisons are the first couple to be hospitalized for a head stuck inside a vaginal cavity since October 2007.

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    Hoax

    https://www.snopes.com/man-head-stuck-wife/

    There is, as usual, no truth to this story; as explained, WNDR is a well-known fake news site with a long history of publishing hoaxes. A disclaimer on the web site reads:


    World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
    Nev has style

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    Think the thread should be re-named: "Chico has his head stuck up his arse"

    Mod! Do your duty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Think the thread should be re-named: "Chico has his head stuck up his arse"

    Mod! Do your duty.
    Nid, laughing my ass off!!.. Mod, Mods, admin if there is a "higher" spiritual leader please please do rename the thread as Nid suggests. Based on the last few days nothing could be more appropriate...

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    hehe Nev on it like a shot,the detective with nothing to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Hoax
    errr.....there was a video -mpeg - years ago of a bald man inserting his head inside - likely to be a gif somewhere now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    hehe Nev on it like a shot,the detective with nothing to do
    If I had nothing to do, I would probably post a shit thread about something that didn't happen and then attack people who posted in that thread. I would also post the same shit twice in the same thread just to make me look even more stupid.
    Oh no. That's you.

    Are you trying to knock Fluke off the top of the dimwit table?
    Good effort.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Hoax

    https://www.snopes.com/man-head-stuck-wife/

    There is, as usual, no truth to this story; as explained, WNDR is a well-known fake news site with a long history of publishing hoaxes. A disclaimer on the web site reads:


    World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
    Not only that, but this same article was posted on TD last year....and discredited then, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Not only that, but this same article was posted on TD last year....and discredited then, too.
    was it also posted by yaso whackjob ?

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    Neverna who have I attacked.

    You are the TD detective, aren't you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    If I had nothing to do, I would probably post a shit thread about something that didn't happen and then attack people who posted in that thread. I would also post the same shit twice in the same thread just to make me look even more stupid.
    Oh no. That's you.

    Are you trying to knock Fluke off the top of the dimwit table?
    Good effort.


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